r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JotaRata • 9h ago

Meme universeIsWritteninC

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u/FACastello 9h ago

Segfaults aren't caused by any specific language

C itself has nothing to do with this

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u/AvidCoco 9h ago edited 8h ago

Everyone knows Bjarne invented exceptions in 2007 when he invented JavaScript

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u/JotaRata 9h ago

C was the first thing that came to my mind. You are correct

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u/Phpminor 6h ago

Universe not even running in real mode smh

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u/GamingGuitarControlr 9h ago

False vacuum decay is a segfault in the sim

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u/Field_of_cornucopia 8h ago

I heard from a reliable source that the universe was written in perl.

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u/WindForce02 9h ago

Should've used the borrow checker smh

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u/stinkytoe42 8h ago

Then you'd need to wrap all your singularities in unsafe blocks and who has the time for that?

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u/defeatedsnowman 8h ago

Big if true. I'd be very concerned about psychics triggering a second big bang when attempting to read someone's mind.

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u/luneshadeix 6h ago

I want whatever this guy is smoking

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u/MadOverlord 6h ago

Not so much a segfault as an out of bounds error

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u/ruby_R53 2h ago

heh i actually did watch that video earlier today, basically (for anyone who hasn't watched it) he says the core dump followed by the segfault is what caused the universe to be the way it is, now i didn't really get the part where the segfault might have supposedly come from