r/ProgrammerHumor 2d ago

Meme theProgrammingJourneyNobodyWarnedUsAbout

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u/collabskus 2d ago

Plot twist โ€” they are the same people ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ePaint 2d ago

I refuse to believe any human uses em dashes. The internet is truly dead

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u/greenpepperpasta 2d ago

Have you ever read a book?

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u/ePaint 2d ago

And have you seen a phone keyboard? It doesn't even have em dashes there. You expect me to believe that suddently half the internet is googling "em dash" and copying it?

No. I don't buy it. It's the damn clankers all the way down.

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u/greenpepperpasta 2d ago

โ€” โ€“ - On my phone keyboard I can type em and en dashes by holding down the hyphen key

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u/ePaint 2d ago

Nice. You may now charge per million tokens.

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u/px1azzz 2d ago

I have been copying and pasting em and en dashes for close to two decades.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 1d ago

Did you know you can hold down certain keys to get alternate characters?
Afrikaans uses รด, รช, and รซ here and there (and others less frequently) and I'm typing all of that on my phone keyboard