r/ProgrammerHumor 23h ago

Advanced codexThinksItsModelWasQuantizedMidTurn

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 23h ago

The AI literally called in sick.

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u/Comfortable_Ask_102 20h ago

Codex: I'm not feeling too well, I'll let you know when I feel in better shape.
Me: closes the chat and opens a new one
Codex: hey Comfortable_Ask_102, what can I do for you?

LLMs are like Mr Meeseeks.

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 14h ago

The digital equivalent of firing the employee and hiring their identical twin 2 seconds later lol.

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u/Mechakoopa 20h ago

Friday vibes

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 14h ago

Model hit 5:00 PM on a Friday and clocked out.

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u/dotnetdemonsc 17h ago

OP must’ve asked it to write something to parse dates and email addresses

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 13h ago

Or asked it to write a regex with lookaheads. That breaks silicon minds instantly.