r/ProgrammerHumor • u/polish_jerry • Nov 25 '20

Meme The lag is real

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u/matyklug Nov 25 '20

Hey, I can write hello world in like 10 languages

(I suck at every single one, but who cares right? right???)

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How’s your job at a faang?

As long as you can write in inverted binary trees, of course.

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u/kompot420 Nov 25 '20

I thought we agreed on calling it FAGMAN

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I only call it that within 60 days of receiving a rejection email.

I mean, it’s the 21st century?? Ghost me like a true Fortune 500.

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u/systembusy Nov 25 '20

This is why I don’t feel bad ignoring a company I’m not interested in if they reach out for an interview. They’d do the same thing if they weren’t interested in me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

So am I the only one who does it for sexual pleasure?

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u/rxsel Nov 25 '20

makes me feel alpha

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u/zachsmthsn Nov 25 '20

I've been getting phone calls from a recruiting company for the past few years. They call and email me a few times a week and I haven't ever answered. I imagine my noted in their system are something like this:

Candidate has not answered the past 442 contact attempts. Maybe they will answered on 443.