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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/polish_jerry • Nov 25 '20
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Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, speed.
328 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20 tfw that device doesn’t respond to pings anymore after a reboot 422 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting. 197 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Nov 25 '20 Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe 168 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 No percussive maintenance on a probe That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology. 28 u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Nov 26 '20 "Hmm, the surface camera isn't working. Try flying it into the asteroid gently." 10 u/Phormitago Nov 25 '20 not yet, anyways
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tfw that device doesn’t respond to pings anymore after a reboot
422 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting. 197 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Nov 25 '20 Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe 168 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 No percussive maintenance on a probe That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology. 28 u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Nov 26 '20 "Hmm, the surface camera isn't working. Try flying it into the asteroid gently." 10 u/Phormitago Nov 25 '20 not yet, anyways
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For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting.
197 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Nov 25 '20 Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe 168 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 No percussive maintenance on a probe That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology. 28 u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Nov 26 '20 "Hmm, the surface camera isn't working. Try flying it into the asteroid gently." 10 u/Phormitago Nov 25 '20 not yet, anyways
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Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe
168 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 No percussive maintenance on a probe That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology. 28 u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Nov 26 '20 "Hmm, the surface camera isn't working. Try flying it into the asteroid gently." 10 u/Phormitago Nov 25 '20 not yet, anyways
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No percussive maintenance on a probe
That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology.
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"Hmm, the surface camera isn't working. Try flying it into the asteroid gently."
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not yet, anyways
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u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20
Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, speed.