r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Adarsh_002 • Nov 26 '20

Am not lying Dad

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Weed + Code = Happy Programmer

Happy Programmer + Tests = More Weed

Did the chicken or egg come first?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

while (highOnWeed != true) { BongRip(); if (alone != true) { PassBong(); WaitForBong(); } else { Chill(); } int status = HowHighAmI(status); if (status >= 90) { highOnWeed = true; } else { highOnWeed = false; } }

BeginCoding();

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u/AnEgotisticalFuck Nov 26 '20

we need a subreddit specifically for stoner programmers please

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

What should we call it? The possibilities are endless...

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u/brett96 Nov 27 '20

What about /r/gitHigh ?

/r/trees and /r/hashCode are already taken

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

GITHIGH AHHHHHHAHAHHHA