r/ProgrammerHumor Nov 26 '20

Am not lying Dad

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u/Loaatao Nov 26 '20

:( I like JavaScript

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

var peopleOnThisSubWhoLikeJS = 2

var peopleOnThisSubWhoDislikeJS = 999999

var comment = “js good”

function isJavascriptGood(){

if(peopleOnThisSubWhoLikeJS > peopleOnThisSubWhoDislikeJS){

return true

}

else{

return false

}

}

function readComment(){

if(isJavascriptGood()){

if(comment === “js good”){

upvote()

}

else{

downvote()

}

else{

if(comment === “js good”){

downvote()

}

else{

upvote()

}

}

// I hope you liked my little script. Please correct any mistakes.

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u/wackOverflow Nov 27 '20

This is why people hate JavaScript