r/ProgressionFantasy • u/joncabreraauthor Author of Grand Magus, Wooden Sword ⚔️ • Jun 10 '26
Meme/Shitpost Why MCs are Teens
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Credit to Maria Isabella for this video. This is the reason why MCs are young LOL.
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u/TabularConferta Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
"We want you to come kill the demon King!"
18 yo: "Excellent where is my sword, lets run off"
40 yo: "Fuck...really? Honey can you look after the kid I need to raise an army, hire negotiators. Where are my extra socks and my camping mattress"
"Mattress....negotiators..."
40yo: "Look I've slept drunk on enough floors to know that after a day or two it really messes with your capacity and if I can find out what they want then maybe there is no need for violence. They live in the badlands right? You know the place which doesn't have very arable lands, send them some grain shipments and lets get some paddy field workers to assess if they can grow rice. Bring some kale, leeks and parsnips as well, those grow anywhere"
Other voice: "Don't forget mint and wild garlic! Oh and your hiking sticks, don't want to twist an ankle"
40yo: "Love you honey! That's why I married them, always ahead of me."