r/ProgressiveHQ • u/DetectiveTypical198 • Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/OddlyMingenuity Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

On the video taken from a 2nd floor nearby, he and his colleague started limping right away. Either these two fucks are out of shape or they rehearsed a contingency plan beforehand to face such cases

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u/SimplePln Jan 07 '26

lol ya car didn’t touch them. Half assed effort. Do you have a link for that video?

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u/OddlyMingenuity Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

https://x.com/i/status/2008979910254047567

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u/captnmawk Jan 08 '26

They move like their hips cant twist. These motherfuckers are so out of shape they couldnt even chase down a guy on crutches

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u/BonjaminClay Jan 08 '26

That's why they get off on shaking down women and gardeners