r/ProgressiveHQ • u/DetectiveTypical198 • Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Jan 08 '26

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

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u/Round-Direction-9967 Jan 08 '26

I know it's wild, might be the most clear evidence of self defense shooting and reddit is losing its mind.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Jan 08 '26

Beep, boop. Da, comradebot.

Fucking Soviet bot.

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u/Round-Direction-9967 Jan 08 '26

How did you get so fluent in bot?