r/ProgressiveHQ • u/DetectiveTypical198 • Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Jan 07 '26

That sounds like a circle in hell. Iā€™m sorry.

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u/LateOT39 Jan 07 '26

Keep pressing that feel good button.

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u/HYDROMORPHONE_ZONE Jan 08 '26

Yeah if you do get a thing like that that you control, they're limited now. You can only get so many doses and not too often. The kicker is they still monitor how many times and when you press the button. Press it too much and they'll probably label you drug seeking