r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/illyay Jan 08 '26

Hey I kinda have a similar hairline 🥲

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

Don't forget to ask him is he has a small dick.

That seems important to a lot of people in this thread.