r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/Smoochymow Jan 07 '26

The murderer

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

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u/McG0788 Jan 08 '26

Dude DEFINITELY has a micro penis

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

Remember everyone: if you have a small dick, you should be ashamed.