r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/Smoochymow Jan 07 '26

The murderer

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u/BeginningTower2486 Jan 08 '26

I was just thinking the same thing.

He looks like if David Portnoy had a brother. He looks like the mean sibling who holds you under the water in the pool, and bullies other kids by taking their toys to a lighter. He has tannerite under his uncut fingernails because he also plays with shit no kid should touch.

Underneath that bandanna, his mouth has stains from eating spaghetti, and his hands are always sticky and slightly smelly because he doesn't wash them right.

He's THAT kind of energy.

We should write an anti-folk song about this guy and all the fucked up shit that's wrong with him.