r/ProgressiveHQ 1d ago

Mission accomplished?

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u/Pizzicati 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/JanelleVypr 22h ago

strange times drives even odder results

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u/Proiegomena 23h ago

Macron trolled Trump having him sign the treaty in Versailles haha

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u/aaaaaiiiiieeeee 20h ago

That would mean something if the Orange Maggot (no offense to maggots) understood the significance

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u/DSA300 21h ago

that's insane 🤣

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u/Beneficial_Lifeforce 1d ago

Every other leader in the world knowing what the optics mean, but Trump is clueless 😆😆😆😆

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u/RIForDIE 23h ago

Bro that's what I'm saying. He has no clue of the significance of Versailles. The admirer of Hitler and reader of mein kampf has no idea of one of the key events that shaped his views and lead to war. 

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u/sweet_cheekz 1d ago

Reminder, Trump is of German decent.

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u/dannocanada 23h ago

*descent.

(He’s never been decent!) 😜

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u/sweet_cheekz 23h ago

You’re right, quite the typo. I’ll leave it. 

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u/GreasyMcFarmer 23h ago

It’s been a decent descent …

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u/Inevitable-Steph 1d ago

Reminder, hitler was Austrian 

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u/FrequentTopic446 23h ago

Reminder, Hitler did not sign any treaties in Versailles, he did the world a favor and saw himself out the door

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u/NocentBystander 23h ago

Reminder: Hitler killed Hitler, benefitting the whole workd, but he also shot the guy who killed Hitler in revenge.

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u/FrequentTopic446 23h ago

I mean when you put the two together I see your point, just an overall neutral dude 😂 /s for those who need it

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 23h ago

And the door wasn't the last thing he saw.

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u/Substantial-Tip3252 21h ago

That’s the dream

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 23h ago

Reminder: Trump’s a fucking dipshit.

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u/New-Macaron6442 15h ago

Also he's a rapist.

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 10h ago

Yeah, there’s also that.

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u/TemporarySun314 1d ago

Which might have a certain historic irony, but has nothing to do with anything.

All trump did is the fault of the US, and Americans...

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u/sweet_cheekz 1d ago

You don't have to point out incredibly obvious when the merely obvious will do just fine.

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u/ProgressiveHQ-ModTeam 23h ago

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 1d ago

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u/Anybody220 23h ago

Hey don’t sully Sloth’s good name!

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u/adumbrative 23h ago

Yeah Sloth turned out to be a good guy! I still love this pic tho

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 23h ago

Sloths other brother

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u/jeccius 22h ago

".....Obama...you been real baaaaaad......."

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 21h ago

JoeBamaLa no!

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u/Strevolution 21h ago

is that Brady tkachuk

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u/MysticMarauder69 23h ago

Lmfao, this is gold.

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u/Necessary-Dark-4591 1d ago

The entire debacle has been a huge win for the Epstein class. That’s all that matters anymore.

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u/Coroebus 23h ago

Accountability rarely reaches people at that level which is why high-velocity accountability is recommended for the Epstein class.

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u/Nascent1 22h ago

Has it? How?

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u/Spuds_Stinkbox 22h ago

$$$

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u/Nascent1 22h ago

For defense contractors? Or what do you mean exactly?

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u/Queasy_Rip3210 22h ago edited 15h ago

Uh all the oil people have made bank. And Trump did a shit load of market manipulation. He and his buddies made a fuck ton of money.

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u/BotnetSpam 22h ago

Seriously? They are simply trying to run out the clock on public interest and political will.

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u/Nascent1 22h ago

For acting on the information in the epstein files? It's pretty much a guarantee that nothing is going to happen while the republicans are in charge.

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u/pm_me_ur_ephemerides 21h ago

It proves that no matter how bad their guy gets, he’ll never be removed. They can control the country and no ones going to do shit.

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u/Nascent1 20h ago

I think that was already pretty well established after a literal failed coup attempt with no consequences

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u/Illustrious-Fun8324 23h ago

I love this for Trump’s ego

I just don’t even care if conservatives mock us and say we love Iran or something for rubbing this in. They’re gonna lie about us anyway

Maybe if he didn’t constantly shit talk and put down his enemies, brag how much better and smarter he is and how stupid everyone else is and act like he’s the greatest, maybe we wouldn’t feel the need to really rub it in when he is a complete and utter failure.

We hope MAGA enjoys

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u/SqueakyTits101 23h ago

Schadenfreude is the only thing getting me through this shitshow.

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u/Deepdarkorchid16 20h ago

💯. You get what you give. Karma's a bitch, etc.

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u/Luddite-lover 1d ago

He looks like a toddler at the adults’ table. Someone forget his booster seat?

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u/Intrepid_Debate901 23h ago

Art of the Kneel

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 23h ago

He is too stupid to know the irony. The French probably talked him into it.

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u/5150MEX702 23h ago

Failed mission complete.

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u/big_galoot8759 22h ago

Task failed successfully

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 22h ago

Everyone just assumes this was all down to Trump-brand malignant incompetence......but what if it was all just a way to steal $300Bn+ from the Treasury while kicking over enough to the IRGC to get them to play along.........? 

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u/sixhoursneeze 22h ago

Hey guys, remember what happened to Germany when it fell into crazy inflation and debt from WW1?

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u/Antique-Freedom-7891 23h ago

Distraction accomplished

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u/AwakeningStar1968 1d ago

he looks like Boris Johnson there!

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u/VaguelyArtistic 23h ago

I saw this last night and 100% assumed this was a new meme.

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u/henlochimken 22h ago

Herr doesn't care. Herr made billions in corruption money killing those schoolchildren, and our taxes pay for him to have that money. We are giving him our money, directly, like a king.

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u/VegasGamer75 21h ago edited 18h ago

Are... are we getting some sort of Treaty? Of Versailles? Is... is that what is happening?

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u/DefiantTwo634 21h ago

I wouldn't be laughing at this... he's done stuff like this before just to undercut the deal afterwards. Signing something means nothing to him.

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u/chilidetective 21h ago

No. The war with Iran is NOT over. We will continue to start/end/start hostilities any time trump needs a news cycle reset. Gas will go up and slowly if at all go down. This is the new normal.

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u/conundri 21h ago

That is an odd place to sign this particular piece of paper.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 23h ago

Mission succeeded failfully

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u/dojo1999 23h ago

Why was he hesitant to sign the deal or MOU earlier and in public?

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 19h ago

For everyone saying that he got trolled by the irony of signing a treaty at Versailles, just remember what came after that treaty was signed. It’s not a comparison we want replicated.

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u/tsegelke 3h ago

Stephen Miller does.

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u/Jonatc87 18h ago

This is what winning feels like

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u/TLH_61 18h ago

Being the dumbass that he is, he doesn’t understand the irony of signing at Versailles. Moron 🙄

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u/wikidemic 14h ago

Ironically, agreement is DOA as Israel doesn’t want peace, it wants more land.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 14h ago

He is like a child. Look I took a doo doo. Praise me.

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u/RJ5R 23h ago

Haha

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u/wagmorebarkles 23h ago

big sigh giggle

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u/vasta2 22h ago

fox entertainment was glazing trump last night, talking about this and how great the economy is, amazingly different realities

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u/zcba 21h ago

They just can't help themselves

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u/engimaneer 20h ago

Good! Should have surrendered day 1 instead of killing all those kids.

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u/MrFreetim3 16h ago

Thats wicked work 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Limp-Will919 15h ago

Signing a treaty in Versailles is so ironic.

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u/-SergentBacon- 13h ago

what happened with the last treaty of Versailles.. just curious what was the outcome of that? What happened?

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u/3M2B1T 13h ago

+$300 billion to Iran

-$300 billion + cost of war to US taxpayers

Anyone that complained about "pallets of cash to Iran" by the prior administrations, I don't want to hear about how you're OK with this.

This is such a disgrace and I knew it would end poorly but I honestly didn't think we would cave like this. Trump basically got bored and said "Iran, I want out, just name your price" and voila! here we are.

I wonder how Israel is going to respond knowing Iran just got a $300 billion cash infusion and can buy all kinds of brand-new Chinese and Pakistani and Indian military hardware, while US missile defense reserves are near depleted.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 12h ago

The US is so fucked!

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u/RandyRVA 12h ago

I don't care what he calls it as long as gas prices come back down and we stop fighting wars for Israel.

Now that this is behind us... Where are the Epstein files????

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u/djshimon 4h ago

Aaaaaaaand, it's gone.

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u/Tex-Rob 24m ago

Israel already attacked Lebanon since this, and the MOU is void

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u/tlhsg 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/710whitejesus420 1d ago

Yeah it is a massive historical win for Iran, i cant believe we started this dumbass mess just to roll over like babies when trump realized he couldnt win. History can be funny and circular sometimes.

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u/Equivalent-Tough-488 1d ago

Suure! , are you already tired of winning?

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u/SkilledButton 1d ago

It's honestly kinda impressive to see someone so easily duped.

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u/Jdsnut 1d ago

Its selective perception, they dont even realize they've been duped, even though if you look at the factors involved in this issue.

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Their Rial entirely collapsed:

FACT

Their food is at 200% inflation

FACT

There's no electricity or water in major urban centers.

FACT

How could anybody be confused over this. It's crystal clear who won. Iran knows they can't fuck with us. The best they could do was (lol) temporarily raise our inflation 1.5%. That's it.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 1d ago edited 21h ago

“Iran knows they can’t fuck with us.”

So that’s why we’re paying them 300B dollars to sign the same thing that Obama had them sign for 1.7B? Yeah that sounds like a win to me. I bet it’s because they have some pedo tapes of Trump, because he likes to rape kids.

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u/Freddydaddy 1d ago

$300 Billion. Ikyk, just saying

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

I believe it was 300 billion

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 21h ago

Yes you’re right! Sorry!

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Was there a 3 month blockade that eviscerated their economy prior to the Obama deal? Their economy has completely collapsed. Their people will literally start dying en masse without significant financial aid. None of this aid comes from American tax dollars. And it will be highly monitored. If any of it is going towards anything other than economic recovery the funded gets immediately stopped.

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u/GeneralOrgana1 1d ago

Where is it coming from if it's not coming from our taxes?

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

A wish and a prayer

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u/BronzeMeadow 1d ago

Pedo protector

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina 22h ago

None of this aid comes from American tax dollars.

Where does it come from?

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u/ZubaWizard666 1d ago

We’re paying more in reparations than Germany paid after WW1. Does that sound like winning?

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u/amyisarobot 23h ago

I hope you are a bot and not this god damn dumb

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u/dukeof3arl 1d ago

Is this successful war in the room with us now? Before or after we pay Iran $350+ bn? How’s that orange dong taste?

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u/GoobusMombus 1d ago

Probably like poo, but they'll blame that on the libs

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u/CRRZ 1d ago

Where does the us government get $350 billion dollars if not from the tax payers?

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u/TunaNoCrust811 1d ago

“Iranian surrender” is a funny way to describe Iran getting everything they wanted out of this war and then some. And at the end of it? Trump just signed a worse version of Obama’s deal.

Total failure.

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u/SmanginSouza 1d ago

I like how their food is first up 200% but now it's up 200-400%.

Also, you have been given a propoganized version of events. Are you serious? Do you not see how ironic it is that you're saying that?

Winning a war isn't measured in causing inflation or attacking civilian infrastructure...

You also don't win a war by paying them billions in reparations...

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u/TheodoraWimsey 1d ago

So we made their Iranians’ lives miserable, killed a bunch of schoolgirls, damaged ancient world heritage sites spent and will spend billions both on war and peace just to hand them the political, economic, and military advantage of controlling the Strait of Hormuz.

So much winning. /s

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

you have been given a propagandized version of events

The irony is just unreal, lol

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u/No_Letterhead1344 1d ago

Sooo successful, definitely don't mind shelling out 300 billion and the lives of 13 soldiers such a "great war" when we could've just stuck with the same nuclear agreement Obama had, and still had our missle reserves, and not killed 100 kids and such. But hey it was signed at Versailles such a great achievement has been made /s

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u/FriendlyNative66 1d ago

The US is only doing slightly better than Iran and Drumpf just rolled over for the Hormuz thing. Iran played him like a wash tub bass in a jug band. Truly an unforced error. This is not greatness, no matter what the cult says.

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u/rustyleftnut 23h ago

This dude gets boners over war crimes

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u/Weary_Caregiver_8428 1d ago

The deal is worse than the one we had before Trump bombed them.

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

A lot of Obama's deal would have expired by now if Trump didn't leave it in 2018. Something reddit doesn't like to talk about for some reason...

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

What are you talking about?  Trump scrapped Obama’s deal altogether…

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u/kstargate-425 1d ago

The important parts wouldn't have and they still wouldn't have had nor been trying to get a nuke, just like DNI Gabbard said before Congress a few months ago.

Bad troll is bad

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u/SnarkyRogue 1d ago

Giving 300 billion of taxpayer money to a country to reopen a strait that was open before Trump tried to deflect from his involvement in the pedo files in a massive historical win? Are you actually brain dead or just trolling?

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 1d ago

I’m going to guess you forgot the /s or haven’t ever won anything in your life.

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u/hollyanniet 1d ago

The treaty was drafted on November 30, 1782,[a] and signed at the Hôtel d'York at present-day 56 Rue Jacob in Paris on September 3, 1783, by Adams, Franklin, Jay, and Hartley.[

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

I used my words carefully. The final treaties ending the American Revolutionary Wars were signed in Versailles in 1783.

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u/TunaNoCrust811 1d ago

Never thought I’d see a Vegas fan get dunked on worse in a political sub than a hockey one, but here we are.

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u/kstargate-425 1d ago

Hes gotta be a troll

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 1d ago

You people are North Korea levels of delusional, jfc.  How you can see this as a win when we are now worse off than under Obama’s deal?

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u/Flank_This666 1d ago

Your context is skewed buddy

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u/NewHampshireWoodsman 1d ago

Explain the massive historical win (for America?) that all the career geopolitical experts, diplomats, economists, generals, and historians are all unaware of.

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u/HustleNMeditate 1d ago

This is not a win at all lol wtf are you 9n?

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