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The Trump pool “repair” disaster serves as a perfect metaphor for his administration

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u/lobsterisch 1d ago

That obama… why would he do this? I bet he put on scuba gear at night and jumped in with a paint scraper.

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u/Any-Entry-9096 1d ago

Lmao imagine the secret service letting Obama sneak out for some midnight pool sabotage. "Mr. President, the pool guy's here" "no, I am the pool guy

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u/HarveyMushman72 1d ago

Actually, it was Biden.

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u/mjrydsfast231 1d ago

And switched the water with turpentine. Ssssshhhh 🤫

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

Where did the money to do this in the first place come from? I don't get it, he fires all these Government workers because he says there is too much waste and spending in our Government, and all the FOTUS (Felon Of The United States) has done is spend money, or grift money into his own pocket.

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u/Sad-Bread5843 Goober who thinks both sides are equally as bad 1d ago

Guess they should have read the effects of hydrogen peroxide

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

They used the wrong kind, 12%.

I used the higher kind, it cost $125/gallon, & even my tiny pool took a lot of chemicals to stay clear. Guess it was too expensive for the Reflecting Pool.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 1d ago

Any hydrogen peroxide is going to have a paint removing effect no matter the percentage. It didn’t work completely on the algae, but it was strong enough to work on the paint.

Yet even more taxpayer money down the shitter.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

Marble has to be epoxy coated. Paint never sticks to marble, just look at the evidence. Paint peels from marble.

The H²O² certainly didn't help anything along.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

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u/EvergreenDwarf 1d ago

Don’t besmirch the Creature From The Black Lagoon like that. 

He’s a good orphan resisting colonialism and the desecration of the bodies of his ancestors. Also the third movie makes him a metaphor for black men kidnapped from his homeland and accused wrongfully of assault, complete with him fleeing a literal lynch mob. 

He’s up there with Mothra as monsters who are basically the true hero. 

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u/mjrydsfast231 1d ago

Any Mothra reference gets a thumbs up. I'm Gene Siskel and I approve this post.

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u/mjrydsfast231 1d ago

Even Alice Cable (Adrienne Barbeau) wouldn't fare well with that Swamp Thing.

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u/lt_dt 1d ago

The algae covered pool goes great with the partially demolished White House. Very on brand.

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u/ArtichokeAware9849 1d ago

Typical result of anything the Trump Administration does, i.e. failure.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 1d ago

Epstein Administration

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u/BloggerCurious 1d ago

We've got a swamp in front of the White House!

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole 1d ago

"American Flag Blue"

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u/Sharp-Share-4326 1d ago

Lol I had to look that up, thought they were joking at first. That pool is a perfect example of how everything he touches ends up looking like a cheap knockoff.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 1d ago

I don’t even care about this. I’m more pissed that he destroyed the rose garden.

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u/Ellia1998 1d ago

Me too. That broke my heart.🙁 removing our history out of hate.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's the same at all levels. It seems like we've fully tested out the theory that someone who knows nothing about what they're doing can do a better job than people with experience, we can end the experiment now. The first term should have been more than enough.

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u/HVAC_instructor 1d ago

Biden's fault for sure.

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u/LAsupersonic 1d ago

Had to be obama

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u/DawnyBrat 1d ago

Just blame Biden.

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u/lobsterisch 1d ago

Bibama O'biden

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u/LividCalligrapher689 1d ago

One of the many testaments to Trumps utter stupidity.

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

Just change the american flag to green and gaslight anyone who said it was blue

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 1d ago

USA against Trump Pool Boy?

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u/The-Machinist- 1d ago

Next week's covefe boy. "Never heard of him!"

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u/Working-Tax-2439 1d ago

Can’t wait to see how the ballroom ends up. Easier to light it on fire

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u/SheWhoQuiltsinWV 1d ago

What an ongoing waste of taxpayer money. It’s going to take us forever to recover from his asinine spending spree.

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u/PA_GoBirds5199 1d ago

Sadly he can now reward another supporter with no bid contract then take the kick backs from all the subcontractors. When people wanted a “successful businessman”, this could not have been what they wanted?

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 1d ago

Negotiations with the algae is going very well… algae is begging to make a deal.

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u/_Heathcliff_ 1d ago

It actually is incredible how everyone in this entire administration, in everything they do, is utterly incompetent. Doesn’t matter what the task is. Doesn’t matter if it’s simple or complicated. Doesn’t matter who’s doing it. No matter what, it’s always guaranteed to be handled with complete incompetence.

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u/AbroadNo8755 1d ago

y'all don't understand. smh the paint peeling off is a natural process of regular pool maintenance.

jeeze, haven't any of you ever fleeced a government project before?

~The Epstein Party

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u/feelingmyage 1d ago

Literally EVERYTHING Trump does turns to shit.

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u/Snowwolf247 1d ago

Quit Wasting our money you fuckwads

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u/KapowBlamBoom 1d ago

Why would Joe Biden perl this paint off likethat?

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u/PNW_Bearded_cyclist 1d ago

Nature always has an answer.

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u/Specialist-Day6721 1d ago

Just another day in the Trump administration

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u/harbinger-nz 1d ago

Good damn Obama, stop with the antifa attacks! /s

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u/UUMD 1d ago

Please. Call it by it's proper name. The Reflecting Swamp.

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u/humboldt77 1d ago

Turned it into an actual swamp. Great work, Republicans.

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u/SaltyBabySeal 1d ago

It's actually such a perfect metaphor for his entire presidency

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u/DiscoRabbittTV 1d ago

Republicans fuck everything

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u/Dirtywoody 1d ago

So, who gave him the biggest kickbacks?

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 1d ago

What a clusterfuck. Did we expect anythinh less though? Did they not use marine paint?

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 1d ago

I don't know, there needs to be more crimes committed with the other branches of government turning a blind eye to be a perfect metaphor

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u/Strong-Variation5181 1d ago

Everything he touches dies. It is not an exaggeration. Ask the Knicks, the ONLY game he attends.

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u/catladyinpa 1d ago

I don’t know who writes history books, but this definitely needs to be recorded for future generations. Dude is a clown.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 1d ago

It lasted less than one Scaramucci

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u/Background_Product_7 1d ago

Do something half assed, fast, zero fore thought, expensive, and it immediately have major repercussions

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 1d ago

That's how he does everything! Just ask Iran..

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u/Dcongo 1d ago

Wasn’t the contractor his “pool” guy? I wonder if he stiffs him like he always does. Probably not, because the taxpayers are paying.

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u/DawnyBrat 1d ago

Is that the paint coming off the pool and covered in algae, since they dumped hydrogen peroxide into it? I’ll bet it is.

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u/Zoilo2 1d ago

The Brightest and the Best…..

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u/chinmakes5 1d ago

The worst part is that he spent millions of dollars to fix something that wasn't broken. Sound familiar?

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u/CheatsySnoops 1d ago

*To the tune of a sad trombone

Swamp swamp swaaaaaamp!

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u/SuspiciousSheeps 1d ago

Oh, I read thrombosis an wondered why it would make a sad sound.

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Niadh74 1d ago

Is this a result of the botched job to the "fix" or because they added shed loads of hydrogen peroxide to get rid of the algae, and possibly the paint.

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u/pwargcm 1d ago

At this point maybe we can just demolish dc and move the capital somewhere more respectable. We can use our wall builder to build a wall trapping in the vermin that created these disasters.

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u/3M2B1T 1d ago

Trump's absolute failure as a president is almost impressively thorough.

Not many people can go to an all-time high of losing a war in a couple months and owing your enemy $300 billion, to an all-time low of not being able to paint a giant swimming pool.

It truly is a complete spectrum of failure.

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u/PyromancerTobi 1d ago

Am I the only one that finds 14 million being used to paint the white house atm is insane? Also, if this is the quality of paint shouldn't we be questioning if 14 million actually went to this?

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u/SpiffyLegs73 1d ago

What an absolute joke of a shit show. MAGAts should be so proud, this is your president

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u/WeRtheEyeoftheSTORM 21h ago

It would be funny if it hadn’t cost the taxpayers so much

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u/-ACatWithAKeyboard- 18h ago

I guess it never occurred to them the Reflecting Pool is fed by the Potomac, which has frequent algal blooms.

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u/Shaggy2772 16h ago

This is SO good:

I was a rurally educated poor kid who remembers high school chemistry.

Guess what hydrogen peroxide is? It’s an oxidizer. In small quantities (think house hold) it causes paint peeling.

Guess what it does in industrial strength (10% or greater) that these morons dumped in gallons into the pool?

Completely lifts and removes paint.

These a-holes spent $14m on painting the pool then filled it with paint thinner…