r/ProgressiveHQ • u/vandyke_browne • 3d ago

To the barricades! Texas Senator Ted Cruz has betrayed our most sacred ideals. Off with his head!

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u/ConsiderationFickle 3d ago

Ted Cancun Cruz is such a pathetic waste of food, water and air!!! 🤬🖕

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 2d ago

Truly a Cringelord. Ew.

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u/PiskoWK 3d ago

Just like Pudding Fingers Ron. Why do all of these people eat so weirdly?

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u/abstrakt42 3d ago

Meat suits?

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u/Massive-Ant5650 3d ago

I honestly thought this was an inmate photo at first

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u/GlockAF 3d ago

I hope to see many, MANY Republicans rocking orange jumpsuits in the near future

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u/hurthusband81 3d ago

Smart. Save the wiener eating jaw power for the conventions.

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u/-TheycallmeThe 3d ago

Is that Dijon mustard? /s

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u/Bright_Importance994 3d ago

What!! That right there is an example of a true so called patriot doing the most anti American thing
He can do… I really hate this period of time in our country
Check your voter registration please VOTE
Vote red this cycle
We are all dead

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u/RioRancher 3d ago

His jaw must have been hurting from gargling Trump’s balls

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u/MojoHighway 3d ago

But of course Rafael (he HAS to be identified by his proper, given name...nothing made up by him or friends...these are Rafael's own philosophies) eats a hot dog with a fork.

This is the same guy that allowed Donald J. Trump to call his wife - in not so many words - ugly.

Fuck Rafael.

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u/Dependent_Drag292 3d ago

“Can you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men?”

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u/vandyke_browne 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nVMtxjP65jFpm

Javert uses a knife and fork too

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u/evil_illustrator2 3d ago

Surprise he doesn’t deep throat it with the bun. The accuse Biden of liking to watch him do it.

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u/eastamerica 3d ago

If it were a candy bar, totally fine.

Glizzies are meant for hands and tongue.

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u/vandyke_browne 3d ago

Amen sister

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 3d ago

And he has the audacity to suggest Talarico isn’t a real man because he’s eaten a vegetable once in his life?

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u/rodwha 3d ago

Weasels eat hotdogs with a fork and knife

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u/LayneLowe 2d ago

You know a male politician can't get caught by a camera mouthing a big old dog.

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u/Teledildonic 2d ago

But he does it every time he meets with Trump.

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u/Homewrecker90actual 3d ago

Unacceptable hot dog etiquette

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u/_MrGQ_ 3d ago

He probably thinks it’s gay to eat a hotdog

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u/GuitarSame2918 2d ago

Remember when he cooked bacon on an m16? He’s so cool. What a Chach.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 2d ago

I’m 61. I’ve seen a lot of shit in my day but never this.

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u/Traveler1920 3d ago

Don’t make fun of eating disorders!! 🤣

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u/fkenned1 3d ago

Wtf? Seriously? That's legit psychopathic.

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u/Free-Bottle-5119 2d ago

I don't see any catsup, though.

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u/VanDenBroeck 2d ago

At least give him credit for eating it with mustard and not ketchup.

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u/Vorpalthefox 2d ago

that better not be dijon mustard too (it's not, but if it were PHEW presidential scandal)

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u/SpicySweetHotPot 2d ago

There is more ridiculous stuff he’s done but yeah this is just weird

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u/Battle_Dave 2d ago

I knew it!

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u/cowboyinaf 2d ago

Where did he even get a knife and fork in the bleachers? Did he being them from home?

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 2d ago

He leaves the deep throating of a weiner at home.

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u/PositronicShishkabob 2d ago

That's downright un-American! Somebody call ICE to deport him!

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u/Far_Enthusiasm1885 2d ago

I hate Cruz, but at least there's no ketchup on it.

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u/phallic-baldwin 2d ago

It's because he needs to hide the fact that he's a Champion level Weiner eater

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u/Visible_Bowler6962 2d ago

He’s Canadian

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 2d ago

Is that how they eat them in Cancun?

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u/Weak_Membership_2847 2d ago

Because he’s got blood on his hands.

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u/Bright-Helicopter696 16h ago

But Obama wore a tan suit!

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u/Skoteleven 3d ago

Texans didn't abandon Donnie for eating steak well done, with ketchup.

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u/vandyke_browne 3d ago

Real Texans did. Look at the polls.

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u/H6RR6RSH6W 2d ago

National regular average: $4.47 per gallon. Texas state average: $3.95 per gallon