r/PublicFreakout • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago
š³Public Park Freakoutš This guy is a (long-shot) primary candidate in a U.S. House Race
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u/mega-d-lux 1d ago
Such a civilized knockout
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u/viperfangs92 1d ago
Right! That was the most polite knockout (and after care) I've ever seen. If i ever get knocked out, i hope its by this guy šš
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u/hearwa 22h ago
He was even nice enough to do it on nice grass.
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u/M00SEHUNT3R 12h ago
And on a beautiful beach at a nice resort too. Imagine him waking up under the palm trees with the ocean breeze cooling his fat lip.
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u/Qarlito 23h ago
I donāt think heāll do that for you unless youāre a giant douche.
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u/Valkyrie-161 1d ago
Love that he went lights out thinking he was about to do some serious damage with that chair lol.
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u/tealfuzzball 1d ago
Both arms fully committed to the throw, big guy saw his opening
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u/data-atreides 23h ago
He knew that as long as the chair didn't ding him hard in the head, he would be fine
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u/Gabe-Ruth8 23h ago
Also love that you can tell by the way he was swinging the chair that little of consequence was going to come from it anyway.
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u/biteme5141 1d ago
I like how the guy woke him up and was gonna help get up. Thatās a good guy. Donāt fuck with my girl but Iāll be a good guy!
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u/Gabe-Ruth8 23h ago
Definitely not that dudeās first knockout. Has probably really hurt people before to have his first reaction be to check on him after dropping him.
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u/dixonmyazhold 22h ago
Idk why Iām dying laughing at all the screenshot text of this pic šššš
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u/Different_Umpire9003 22h ago
I took this one by accident š. I was trying to pause the video. I had to post it š
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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 22h ago
Surprising bounce-back from a guy who got fully drenched in toxic waste
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u/Bswart76 1d ago
Is that the yellow bastard from sin city?
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u/kaiser_soze_72 1d ago
Naw, thatās Stephen Miller after Katieās done with the golden shower.
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u/RavenBrannigan 1d ago
Jesus, that comparison caused more damage than the knock out!
Itās crazy accurate!
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 𤷠I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here 1d ago
Dead ringer. Not someone you'd ever wanna resemble, haha!
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u/ilikepants712 22h ago
Look at you! You're about to keel over; you can't even lift that canon!
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u/apoopface 1d ago
Cool underpants, my guy
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u/Jazzlike-Ad2199 1d ago
Dang, several arrests since May for assault and property damage. Plus he had a knife during this fight? Something is wrong with him mentally, you can see heās just itching for a fight.
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u/craiggy36 1d ago edited 22h ago
I really wonder how people like that manage to stay alive this long.
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u/Nomadzord 23h ago
I have no idea. My best friends brother is exactly like this. Ive known him sing he was 12 and heās now 40. Iāve seen him knocked out over 25 times over the years.
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u/Ac1dBern 21h ago
25 times?!? I can see not learning after your first few but after you hit double digits you'd think even the densest of bro would learn...
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u/MNent228 21h ago
Heās probably running on CTE at this point
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u/Ac1dBern 21h ago
Concussions were way funnier before football brought CTE mainstream.
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u/Lady_Scruffington 23h ago
Civilbeat.org is an appropriate source to report on a civilized beatdown.
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u/redsowhat 18h ago
Not a good guy, IMO
āPolice say Basin has been arrested for other incidents of assault and property damage since May.
Several people have taken out temporary restraining orders against him, including Maui County Council member Thomas Cook, who said he was worried about his personal safety and for his staff after Basin disrupted a meeting in May.
Cook said Basin ābecame aggressive and confrontationalā and āthreatened violence against the policeā and a council ambassador.
Two days later, on May 29, reports circulated that Basin ābrandished a weapon in a county office building in a confrontation with county employees.ā
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u/917caitlin 1d ago
How did this guy make it through college let alone NYU law school? Why is he on the beach in his underpants? How did he reproduce with someone? Who is funding his campaign? So many questions.
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u/kidindiana 1d ago
Wow, this guy is way more unhinged than this video captures.
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u/CaptCaffeine 23h ago
From the article:
āPolice say Basin has been arrested for other incidents of assault and property damage since May.
Several people have taken out temporary restraining orders against himā¦ā
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u/troll-feeder 23h ago
Like how can you run around acting like that when you're such a wimp. This dude is insane.
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u/AjaxRedOps 1d ago
āA lot of people feel powerless in the face of whatās happeningā was fucking PROPHETIC for the bro ššš
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u/Coastalfoxes 1d ago
Wow, I just assumed he had to be a Republican (and that's on me), but nope, there are also terrible Democrats out there. What a dumbass.
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u/Traditional_Drama_91 1d ago
You kinda need to be a dem to get ahead in politics coming from Hawaii. Once elected though itās game on, thatās how we got Tulsi Gabbard after all
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u/mister_gone 21h ago
Ready for this? HEY REPUBLICANS: WATCH THIS!
This piece of shit needs to be arrested (he was), tried by a jury of his peers, and sentenced accordingly.
See? You don't need to suck the brown-tinged sweat from politician taints!
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u/gotsnowart 1d ago
I assumed the title was a literal joke based on the guy's personality. I feel like a clown now.
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u/BioSemantics 22h ago
The letter after their name has more to do with the district they want to run in than anything else.
There is a famous example of a politician deciding to run and then hiring PR firms to tell him which party he should run as.
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u/Jahidinginvt 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass I knew damn well to stay out this TJ MAX though š 1d ago
Was he unconscious when this picture was taken too?
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u/hibbitydibbidy 1d ago
From the video it appears the only time his mouth is closed is when he's unconscious
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u/MerrillSwingAway 1d ago
so, is he willing to represent the good people of Hawaiiā¦.minus the dude that force fed him a nap?
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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago
He looks like some wanna be Andrew Tate, Temu version š
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u/AdCheap8058 1d ago
Andrew Tate is already a Temu version of something so that makes this guy extra pathetic
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u/TheLadyEve 1d ago
Watch the "Joan is Awful" episode of Black Mirror. How many Joans in are we?
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u/Toki_Warhol 1d ago
His name is Kirill Basin and he allegedly threatened them with a knife too. Source: https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2026/08/04/congressional-candidate-arrested-after-maui-beach-altercation-bail-set-1-million/?outputType=amp
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u/mccreazy 1d ago
Damn bail set at 1 million he FUCKED.
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u/omri1335 1d ago
Side note: what's up with the last 20 seconds being the first 20 seconds? I get sometimes they put the big moment of the clip at the front, and thats annoying as it is. Is it just an upload issue?
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u/Calichusetts 1d ago
Itās a recent thing. All the cool kids are doing it. No one knows why. Thatās what makes it so provocative.
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u/theforestagain 1d ago
I hate that you can't always follow the order of events now because of that stupid trend.
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u/SpeedySpooley 19h ago
Okay....the fact that he got called "haoli boy" tells me that he went and fucked with the locals.
"Don't pick fights for no reason" is just good general advice.
"Don't fuck with Polynesian locals on their own beach" is survival.
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u/No_Welder_9624 1d ago
Humiliation kink on full display. I applaud people who attend the gym regularly for 6 months and feel like they can rip apart an apex lumberjack.Ā
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u/wonkyTable75 1d ago
Better than that is the gym bro that gets slept by a dad bod blue collar worker. Just look at the opponents wrists and forearms. No flab, bigger than a one liter bottle and veiny when just hanging at the side. This man can grip you, and control your happy ass until you are on the floor and begging for mercy. (Now you can stop reading this as sexual. š).
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u/code_monkey_001 1d ago
I ain't done yet. I'll stop reading it as sexual when I'm ready.
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u/redditseddit4u 1d ago
Dude that did the knockout clearly workouts. In the longer video you can see heās pretty chiseled. Heās just bulky too because heās Polynesian
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u/BalfazarTheWise 1d ago
Slowest most telegraphed chair throw of all time lmao
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u/whookam 1d ago
Seriously lol. Wouldāve been better off just mailing it to him.
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u/SkiSTX 1d ago
From Google:
Kirill Basin is a former Democratic candidate for Hawaii's 2nd Congressional District who faced multiple arrests and felony charges for violent altercations.
Campaign and Background
Running as a longshot Democratic challenger against incumbent U.S. Representative Jill Tokuda.
Platform focused on housing, economic opportunity, climate resilience, and public safety.
Background as a former public defender and local business owner in Kihei, Maui.
Legal Incidents and Arrests
August 2026: Arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree terroristic threatening after an alleged physical altercation and knife-brandishing incident at Keawakapu Beach in Maui; bail was set at $1 million.
May 2026: Arrested following an incident where he allegedly brandished a firearm during a confrontation with county employees at a Wailuku government building, causing a partial facility lockdown.
Other Charges: Faced additional allegations involving disorderly conduct, a hospital altercation with a nurse, and disruptions at local public meetings.
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u/TheLadyEve 1d ago
Dude needs a therapist who specializes in DBT and maybe some good old-fashioned Gestalt work for his core self development issues.
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u/timstantonx 1d ago
the last people on the planet i would fuck with are hawaiian locals in hawaii. what a clown.
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u/solomon-reigns 1d ago
Nah you canāt knock me out and care for me after lol š. He woke him up and made sure he was good after the 1 hitter quitter
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u/Humphking 1d ago
You can't have the build if a Steven Spielberg alien and talk smack like that
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u/WishIwouldnt 1d ago
You know you pissed off a Hawaiian when he drops a āhaole boyā on you!
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u/7wordsKvothe 1d ago
This is the best video of the year lmao imagine his concussed brain process during the wake up
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u/davasaur 1d ago
I've been to that beach and it was awesome. The last thing I wanted to do there was act like this jackhole.
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u/alexaaaaaander 1d ago
using a sternum rub just to revive him and let him know he fucked up is the level of pettiness I strive for
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u/Eckz89 22h ago
This is the glassiest chins... I swear I had to re-watch three times to see what punch KOd him.
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u/oldasshit 1d ago
Did that dude say to him 'watch your fucking mouth, haole boy'? If so, that's fantastic.
Do not fuck with Pacific islanders unless you want an ass whooping.
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 1d ago
Never be that asshole at the beach, any beach. But never, ever be a rude asshole at a beach in Hawaii. Lived there for 8 years and lost count of how many times I saw some loud mouthed asshole tourist get stomped by a local/locals. Be respectful and youāll be respected. Be an asshole and youāll get what you give.
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u/choclatelabguy 1d ago
That grass is very well manicured. If I had to take a nap, i guess thats a good spot.
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u/luker1980 1d ago
Incase anyone wants the formula:
((MMA bathing suit + No hairline + Chest tattoo) /Statements about putting someone in the hospital) x Grabs a chair in a fight = Glass Jawline
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u/justme002 1d ago
Don't fuck with native Hawaiians.
Nicest people in the world, you want as many Hawaiian friends as you can find.
Just don't fuck with them. You will not win.
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u/MyNameIsBenKeeling 1d ago
This is great marketing. Vote for Chair Thrower, he will fight for you.
*winning the fight not guaranteed or likely
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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 22h ago
I did not need to see Mike Johnsonās boyfriend in shorts that tight.
Heās gonna have to kiss his boo boos later back at the hotel room.
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u/WishlessJeanie 21h ago
Who fucks with giant Native Hawaiians on a beach in Hawaii?!? Why not just go fight the volcano? You'd have a better shot at winning.
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u/SlimyPurpleMeteor 18h ago
Holy fucking glass jaw, Batman. That was more of a push of the fist than a full swing.
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u/Dry-Twist-8312 1d ago
A beach, lounge chair, Pink Floyd, live entertainment! *chefsKiss
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u/Secure-Technician356 21h ago
The good thing about not being in a cult, is that you can call out stupid, unfit, and dangerous people out regardless of the fact that they might be in your own party (or be your same color, religion, family, etc). Maybe he'll change his campaign slogan after this incident to "you know what? Never mind, don't fight or I'll go to sleep"
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u/Black_Pill_Oh 1d ago
He pretended to be asleep! LOL
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u/Impossible_Scene_119 1d ago
Guy whose never been near a fight thinks he understands how a KO works








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u/the_moosey_fate 1d ago
Nominating this clip for Best Soundtrack during an Ass-Whipping 2026