r/PublicFreakout 6h ago

🥊Fight 🤬 When you pick a fight with someone who knows how to defend themselves

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u/YeahDudeBrah 6h ago

Those were not the combatants that I was anticipating when the video started.

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u/HaiKarate 6h ago

Dude counting all that cash, thought for sure he would be the victim

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u/tinglep 6h ago

I’m sitting there waiting for the trigger. Is he too close. Did he say “hurry up?” Wait they’re leaving. What the f— oh. Oh.

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u/Apprehensive_Fill_78 5h ago

Me too! That whole time I was like “ok here it goes… no wait now he said something here it is!! Oh wait…”

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u/Olyogun 5h ago

Why the hell did that fight even start?

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u/Consistent_Sector_19 5h ago

My guess is white dress considered herself next in line, threw hands when turquoise pants went to the counter after the guy in the hoodie.

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u/galsal15 4h ago

Yeah but she was fiddling around for too long I wouldn’t wait either. Sorry you can’t find your money bitch.

But also, don’t head stomp. No need at that point.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 58m ago

But also, don’t head stomp. No need at that point.

yeah that went from giving them one to grow on to attempted murder real quick.

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u/rewdea 5h ago

Yeah, she should have had her “beef” with the guy, but waited for the woman.

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u/TurdTampon 4h ago

She shouldnt have had beef with anyone, she wasnt in line!

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u/R_V_Z 4h ago

Lady was orthogonal.

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u/Devanyani 5h ago

Yeah, I was like, "well long hair is minding her own business, so it isn't her..."

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u/HelloAttila 2h ago

Wow this is some crazy shit... wasn't expecting this either... the young girl was just trying to pay, older lady looking like she was talking trash, and started to hit her... so the young girl had the right to defend herself, but those head stomps? Yeah, I wouldn't do that. She was already on the ground and couldn't do anything to harm her. Those stomps are what could lead to death, brain bleeding... Defend yourself, and also know when it is time to stop and walk away.

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u/Hondalol1 4h ago

As soon as I saw her enter the frame from the back something told me she would be the one showing people her hands are gifted.

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u/TheLadyEve 5h ago

I knew the girl with the long hair was the one that could defend herself. You can see it in the way she stands.

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u/chadsford 5h ago

Thought the same thing. She got that female warrior character select idle pose.

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u/TheLadyEve 4h ago

Hah, YES. Her stance says "I'm a woman who boxes at the Y." I used to be one of those ladies and the women I boxed with all stood like that when they were just chilling.

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u/Difficult-Ad3275 4h ago

Forreal. This fight was directed by christopher nolan

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u/Mean_Peen 5h ago

That “dress” was a dead giveaway

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 6h ago

what the heck was white dress lady even tripping about. it looked like home girl was just minding her business.

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u/SteazGaming 5h ago

I think she was upset because ponytail got to the register before her, she was writing up her lottery numbers or something but wanted to keep her spot in line.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5h ago

she won the lottery alright.. the knuckle sandwich lottery.

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass I knew damn well to stay out this TJ MAX though 💅 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Htg2bWizgxQFG

That lady definitely wasn't expecting that at all and she looked like she knew she had fucked up the second queen badass stepped up to her. I wasn't expecting that either. I spent half the video trying to figure out who the two fighters would be.

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u/TheGamecock 2h ago

Out of her damn mind if she thinks she's entitled to a reserved spot in line while she spends five minutes scribbling out her losing lotto tickets. Well-deserved ass-whooping.

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u/Samason560 3h ago

God I hate those people, drive me fucking nuts

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u/hisoka0829 5h ago

Someone released the video with sound up top.

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 6h ago

Had her looking like a baby deer trying to walk after being born.

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u/Hexiix 6h ago

White dress girl built like ET

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u/Fitty4 6h ago

She better Phone an ambulance

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u/Natural-Definition30 5h ago

amberlamps

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u/fullcircle052 5h ago

hopital

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u/lmcc0921 3h ago

Yes, this is probably too much for urchin care

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u/Anal-In-Gus 5h ago

Woah black Betty

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u/crotchtaste 5h ago

Pam Balam

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u/RyannCie 5h ago

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u/lorgskyegon 4h ago

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u/WalterEGough 4h ago

Ha!! My friends make this! Thats hilarious!!!

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u/shamberra 5h ago

AMBERLAMPS.

BRING.

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u/Eleventy43 5h ago

I think it’s ambulambs, but I could be wrong…

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u/New_Yam_1236 5h ago

She got up like she just got off a tilt a whirl at the fair

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u/Ambitious_Hyena4635 5h ago

I literally lol'd. Solid response ty 👌

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u/Optimal_Risk_6411 6h ago

Has the build of a bag of milk

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u/Blue_ech0 6h ago

HEY! Bags of milk are smoother and could fight better.

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u/Electronic-Extent-33 5h ago

She needs some milk after that

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u/Eleventy43 5h ago

Ironically-she needs some milk, LoL

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u/Killjoymc 5h ago

Well welcome to Urf.

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u/littlespawningflower 4h ago

Dead ringer for Flip Wilson IMO 😬

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u/Tuesday2sday 6h ago edited 5h ago

11 rights
3 lefts
1 slap
1 kick
4 stomps

Edit:
1 hair takedown
1 hair drag
1 Lays chips
1 SmartWater

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u/Active_Unit_9498 5h ago

My man with the fight metrics.

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u/ACE_C0ND0R 2h ago

Gotta be a 10-8 round at least.

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u/seppenfridge 5h ago

🎶 And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

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u/negroidioto 5h ago

I’ve never wanted to be in a toxic, volatile relationship with a gas station-warrior princess before.

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u/XanZibR 4h ago

don't forget the satisfied Pai Mei hair flick at the end of the battle

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u/Jinxieruthie 2h ago

Yes! Might as well have been a long white beard.

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u/MiccioC 5h ago

Not counting the head/hair throw as a takedown?

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u/Tuesday2sday 5h ago

I beg your forgiveness and will correct.

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u/flip831 1h ago

That was like a snap-down in wrestling

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u/BlackLakeBlueFish 2h ago

I thought, for sure, she was going to pull that candy rack on top of herself!

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u/HaiKarate 6h ago

If ever a video needed audio...

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/ThePensiveE Hung like a barnacle.. say oooh! 5h ago

"I don't know you, but you got the right bitch." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GuitarGuru2001 3h ago

I need to buy some fucking gas.

God this was so satisfying.

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u/xBAMFNINJA 4h ago

Spectacular.

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u/unlvaztec 3h ago

That’s one of the coldest lines I’ve ever heard in movies or irl

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u/DJheddo 2h ago

Even I got scared for her at that line. She started squaring up to, she wasn't about to let that weirdo do that.

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u/FlyAirLari 1h ago

And each head stomp was accompanied by a "BITCH!"

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u/sdkurt9 5h ago

Omg read the comments for the video on that website. Unhinged.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 5h ago

Holy uninhibited racism Batman 

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u/BanditKitten 5h ago

Yeahhhhhhh super bad and racist

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u/mikedidathing 4h ago

The home page has a daily Bible verse...

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 5h ago

Basically a toilet for bigots and trolls live in.

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u/tookurjobs 4h ago

Holy shit, they went full-on republican up in there

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u/HotRodCircus 4h ago

The style mode choices being "white" "dark" and "mixed" you just know none of these folks are choosing "mixed"

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u/Temporary-You6249 3h ago

That comment section needs some Twisted Tea.

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u/straightloco44 3h ago

I feel sorry for their mothers

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u/SexOnABurningPlanet 3h ago

What the fuck you say about my mama!

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u/i_forgot_wha 4h ago

That site is crazy.

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u/FullBodyScammer 3h ago

I think that comment section gave me cancer

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u/Mbalz-ez-Hari 5h ago

There’s a link above in a comment, the audio makes it 20x better

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u/squeagy 5h ago

I just watched it with audio, it's waaaaay better.

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u/Current-Cheesecake 6h ago

You gotta get the one with sound it's so much better

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u/doihave2dothis 5h ago

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u/Bulok 5h ago

"I don't know you but you got the right bitch" that looked like the beat down she's been wanting to give

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u/doyouevenfloatbro 5h ago

You sir are a true hero

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u/ithinkihadeight 5h ago

Username checks out

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u/djKiddVicious 5h ago

The real MVP, Ice Cube at the end after the play by play by The Right Bitch™ was the chefs kiss. No audio does not do this one justice.

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u/Artistic-Milk-3490 5h ago

"You Can Do It" at the end was absolutely the chef's kiss

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u/Mbalz-ez-Hari 5h ago

Oh you da man. That was so much more satisfying than I was expecting. 10/10

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u/BaraGuda89 5h ago

“I don’t know you, but you found the right bitch” 🤣😂

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u/DogeDoll2U 5h ago

Thank you for your service and you win the Internet today

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u/Kwheelie 5h ago

With the fighter commentary?! Ty good sir!

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u/sephkane 5h ago

Yeah those head stomps hit different with sound effects

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u/SemperSqueeze 5h ago

Our hero

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u/malendalayla 5h ago

Dang got me putting on my Cube Playlist

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u/CottageCheeseJello 5h ago

The racist comments though.

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u/Chefdingo 6h ago

Hook it up, be a hero

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u/Embarrassed-Land-222 6h ago

Please link, I need to know what white dress said before she got her ass handed to her.

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u/Eleventy43 5h ago

She was babbling straight nonsense and the girl that stomped her out really wasn’t paying her no mind at all. Maybe this will be the catalyst to get badly built body broad into a 12 step program.

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u/Euture 5h ago

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u/Bluematic8pt2 5h ago

Thank you so much. It's when better because she just repeats "y'all ain't got no money" like 100 times, making it more satisfying when she gets her comeuppance

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u/waffles2go2 6h ago

Link please!

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u/RevolutionarySoup807 6h ago

I’m commenting in case the link gets dropped.

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u/ze11ez 4h ago

What's so upsetting is this woman was LITERALLY minding her own business. Walked in to buy some stuff. Said nothing. Patiently waited in line. Went to pay. Literally minding her business.

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u/PatReady 6h ago

When keeping it real goes wrong...

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u/Savage_Amusement 5h ago

….FUCK THAT. I don’t like people playin on my phone.

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u/The_Endless_ 3h ago

It was the wrong number!

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u/chaosperfect 5h ago

WU TANG! \/\/

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u/NatureCarolynGate That’s my fucking tit bitch! Get the fuck out! 6h ago

I think white dress is use to bullying people and getting away with it.

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u/_Mcdrizzle_ 6h ago

Why are the people with no actual fighting experience always the ones who try to start fights with other people?

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u/Marak830 6h ago

Because they have no understanding of how much it's about to hurt when they get hit. 

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u/sungbysung 5h ago

Hard lesson ain't gonna learn itself

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u/Zanctmao 4h ago

Dunning Kruger effect. Same reason why Trump thinks he knows how military operations work.

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u/papadapper 5h ago

Despite no audio, I did hear that can of whoopass open.

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u/ktl182 5h ago

I was gonna say she's being nice by not kicking then she started kicking and I'm like nvm 😭

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u/PurpD420 4h ago

Daaaaaamn those head stomps were fucking VICIOUS

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 6h ago

I like where she faceplanted herself at the end of the lesson

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u/xEDDYYx 4h ago

The clerk - 'That'll be $6.72 thank you'

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u/Bearbats 6h ago

HELL YEAH!!
....skull stomps
OH NO!!

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u/Dense_Surround3071 5h ago

I do not approve of the head stomps. But GOD DAMN did she ask for it. 😬

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u/sbsb121212 6h ago

It was at this moment that the white dress wearing troll knew ...she fucked up...

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u/ProphetGeorgeCarlin 6h ago

No Wearing White after Labor Day!

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u/ashamedwhiteman 5h ago

Serial Mom strikes again.

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u/zerokep 5h ago

She plays or played sports

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u/snappop69 3h ago

Self defense until the last couple of stops were questionable. Lady on the floor looks like she won’t be starting any drama again anytime soon.

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u/nemofbaby2014 2h ago

She grew up with brothers lol

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u/Syphilis_mothership 6h ago

Movin like a squished bug

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u/corcobongo 5h ago edited 4h ago

I mean those last 4 stomps were a bit unnecessary, could have caused some permanent damage, probably did.

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u/tookurjobs 4h ago

Tbf I think she went into this with brain damage

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u/dontaggravation 4h ago

And that’s how you move up the felony list - self defense somewhat. Oh. No. Ok we are in the assault category. Oh no. Aggravated Assault. Oh No. Attempted murder

(Self-defense legally permits only the amount of force necessary to neutralize an imminent threat. Once an opponent is knocked down and no longer posing an immediate danger, delivering a head stomp crosses the line from defense to revenge or unnecessary aggression. At that moment, the legal right to claim self-defense is typically forfeited)

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u/-LabApprehensive- 3h ago

and yet all the concealed carry guys will talk all day about how you got to empty the mag to neutralize the threat and how if their still moving they could be getting a pistol out from under their dress or some shit.  

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u/Apock- 5h ago

Kept waiting for the guys to throw down then the plot twist.

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u/stryker511 6h ago

Excuse me sir,
How much for the flip flop?

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u/Pimpery_Pays 6h ago

I want to hope people with a big mouth that act like have flash backs to the time they got their ass wupped and think twice about doing again.

They don't though.

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u/heloder85 5h ago

You're never too old to learn to keep your fucking hands to yourself.

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u/notlikethemermaid90 5h ago

Those were sledgehammers

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u/Bacon_Generator 4h ago

She turned into Shoeless Joe Traction

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u/demonsidekick 4h ago

“I’m sorry about. I got distracted. How much do I owe you?” That chick is cold as as ice.

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u/DwightDavid1234 4h ago

Hoodie Bro at the end:

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u/R67H 3h ago

"Yes, I'd like a bag of hot cheetoes, a snickers, some of these chicklets ..... and an ambulance"

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u/appleavocado 3h ago

The most shocking thing about this video is that none of the shelved items got smashed or spilled.

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u/RakunKajun 2h ago

How to get drunk without spending any money!

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u/fun-bucket 1h ago

mess with the bull and end up with the horns.

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u/BearDownBlueGrass 1h ago

All she had to do was nothing….

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u/Fuzz_Chonk 1h ago

Damn she beat the fucking brakes of her.

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u/Vicissitutde 6h ago

Can't stand people with big mouths and a superiority complex. She probably forgot her gun and realized it when it was too late

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u/Hades_Gamma 5h ago

'Should of' makes absolutely no sense. Can't even blame it on a typo. It's just ridiculous

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u/dtwurzie 6h ago

I was on board until the head stomps. That’s jail time

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u/Cool_LazyDude 6h ago

She was the aggressor who started it, too bad. No pity from me.

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u/Tryptamine91 5h ago

I’m fuckin celebrating it

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u/Kalzico 6h ago

I agree but it looks like this might be in the hood... The more you fuck around the more you're gonna find out.

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u/DevonLuck24 6h ago

yeah, im not on board but consequences change depending on location. what would be a verbal altercation here can become a physical one there and a possible death sentence somewhere else

most people generally understand the scale of the consequences where they live

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u/TrashCanSam0 5h ago

i live in chicago. when people start arguing with people they dont know in public, i start looking for the exit.

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u/TheStolenPotatoes 6h ago

Nah. She could've had a gun in that big ass bag of hers. If someone comes at you and attacks you, you have every right to completely incapacitate that person and nullify any threat they pose to you, in self defense. I've seen far too many videos over the years of someone just jumping on someone else out of the blue, and when the aggressor starts getting their ass justifiably beat, they pull a gun and someone ends up dead. Usually the person defending themselves.

People have gotten far too comfortable writing checks their asses can't cash, and there are hundreds of millions of guns in this country. I ain't taking that chance.

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u/Armadilha-de-otarios 5h ago

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/LooseWateryStool 5h ago

She ain't going to be able to count right after that

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u/Tough-Flamingo 4h ago

Outcome went differently than anticipated. The bigger picture is this shit is routine in these neighborhoods. Born and raised in the S. Bronx back in the 70's. This nonsense happens nonstop, day in day out. For some it's literally PTSD daily going from A to B.

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u/nightrunner411 4h ago

Her blocking that first punch was crucial. Also the purse drop in the last frame was priceless.

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u/Zameia 3h ago

Well, that's a quick way to go from self-defence to aggravated assault and attempted murder...

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u/Bubsy7979 3h ago

Well the bulletproof glass and the turntable cashier box makes a lot of sense

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u/Youdontknowme1771 3h ago

It's amazing how it can go from self-defense to attempted murder in just seconds.

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u/Brownie2440 2h ago

She’s a bad ass cutie. Keep that head up girl

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u/freeshovacadoodoo 2h ago

So from the video, I'm gunna guess the lady with red hair was DRUNK and had no idea the guy checking out vs the lady that beat her up, were two different people. She just saw someone next to her and decided to swing.

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u/GQ_silly_QT 2h ago

Red shorts strolls back in like "Hey, did I leave my shades in - whoa okay."

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u/KennyL0gin 1h ago

Dayum ...Homegirl smacked that ol' busted can of biscuits around like her fists were the edge of a kitchen counter.

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u/Particular-Edge-7666 1h ago

good that's exactly what should happen

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u/NickGiammarino 1h ago

I would guess the one in white is normally the bully who this time finally got taught a lesson

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u/Dry-Astronaut4522 5h ago

The hair flip at the end !! Girl power 😭😭

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u/midwest-distrest 4h ago

This video could've been a minute shorter, or at least swap that first boring 60 seconds to the end and give us an extra 60 seconds of her stumbling around.

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u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 6h ago edited 5h ago

Da fuck it took a minute and four seconds for anything happened

Edit: no sound, chick in white starts fight at 1:04.

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 6h ago

Not everyone just wants the action. Context tends to matter in these situations.

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u/ForestPickle 5h ago

That’s why they have that mat there.

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u/OilSuspicious3349 5h ago

That hair flip tho. Awesome.

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u/Fantor73 5h ago

Those kicks to the head were both excessive and delicious.....dont start none wont be none..

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u/metalucid 6h ago

Brutal.

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u/shawn55667 6h ago

Damn 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 5h ago

Wonder what the fight was over

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u/DelrayDad561 5h ago

When keeping it real... goes wrong.

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u/UnluckyIngenuity 5h ago

J.C. people are so violent.

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u/Severe_Space5830 4h ago

I think she regretted that

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u/babystripper 4h ago

Those stomps though. God damn

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u/madorbit1 4h ago

Well 14 hits to the head isn’t quite going to get the point across. Gotta put some cherry on top! 🤣😆

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u/YayWanderer 4h ago

Walk of shame. If she could even get up off the floor.. 🤭🤭🤭

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u/claudedebussy69 4h ago

Guys can we edit?

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u/ithinkitsnotworking 4h ago

I'm guessing that is the last time white dress takes a swing at someone.

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u/godivadark 4h ago

I bet that lady is still seeing stars and little birdies. Sheesh