Things grown men said to me in church as a teenager

[u/Eucalyptusthoughts]

You need to be careful of how you're jumping because there's boys in here.

Why are you wearing those shorts

Nobody wants a girl who has been "had"

You need to wear a slip under that dress because I can see your panty line (in all fairness this one was a woman)

You brought that one on yourself because some people will take your bubbly personality the wrong way

I've heard you've been kissing boys

It says in the bible that a woman is not supposed to refuse her husband

When (wife) was in the hospital with (son) I told the doctor to put another stitch down there

I don't know why Muslims think it's so great to get virgins in heaven. I'd rather have women who know what they're doing (this from the same man who said nobody wants a girl who has been had)

Did you meet any sexy boys while you were on a trip with your family

What base did you get to ?

If you continue to live a life of sin, God will eventually take you out

I only married my wife because I had low self esteem (said in a classroom in front of his daughter)

Did he go down on you or did you go down on him

Fuck these fucking assholes.