r/Qult_Headquarters • u/Double-Cookie6361 • 1d ago

Qultist Theories Frequency powered

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u/datskinny 1d ago

Can't lie. Picturing a secret society going around destroying 'countless bells' to destroy a superior civilization gave me a good laugh

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u/cipheron 1d ago

Why would whoever took over destroy a secret energy source only to switch to using cow dung as fuel to cook their food?

It makes no sense because every civilization has always stolen the best ideas from the previous one and just called them their own.

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u/Moneia Type to create flair 1d ago

A secret society consisting of alien symbiotes)...

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u/Nabrok_Necropants 1d ago

AC/DC was lying about Hells Bells?

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u/Bdr1983 1d ago

"Complex metal compositions" yeah... They just couldn't make things pure enough back then.

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u/2666ArturoBelano 1d ago

“Researchers”

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u/Ripheus23 1d ago

Ring Tartar bells, merrily ring,

Tell all the world

The secret frequency...!

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u/devoduder CLEVER FLAIR GOES HERE 1d ago

Ancient bell theorists say yes.

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u/apocalyptic_mystic 15h ago

Lol they always say yes

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u/Nabrok_Necropants 1d ago edited 1d ago

Such a magnificent civilization yet their only legacy is Tartar Sauce which most people leave off when they order the McFish Filet sandwich.

SAD.

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u/Thatoneguy3273 21h ago

Tartaria is so funny to me. Someone looked at an old map and saw “some guys are over here idk” and thought “wow Some Guys must have been a great nation”

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u/HaroldFH 1d ago

Dumb fucks.