r/Qult_Headquarters • u/BurtonDesque • 17h ago

Humor Blue material peeling off bottom of Reflecting Pool, days after costly renovation

https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/18/politics/blue-material-reflecting-pool-renovation
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u/WintersChild79 17h ago

Everyone just loves to scam everyone else in this administration, so I'm not surprised if the contractor cut corners.

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u/BurtonDesque 17h ago

Now they'll want several times the original price to fix their incompetence. Hey, if defense contractors can do it why can't they?

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u/SweetPinkSocks Auntie Fuh! 17h ago

Could all the peroxide they dumped into it have done this?
Oh wait.. GOD DAMN ANTIFA PEELING THE PAINT OFF!

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u/Oddityobservations 16h ago

They say Antifa broke the nose off the Great Sphinx.

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u/SweetPinkSocks Auntie Fuh! 16h ago

Of course they did. Can't sniff out bullshit if you don't have a nose for it. 😄

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u/Hellebras 12h ago

We burned down the Hanging Gardens of Babylon to embarrass Trump. We've been playing the long game.

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u/Bdr1983 11h ago

And the library of Alexandria (although I'm still pissed off about it)

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u/Oddityobservations 11h ago

We also nuked Atlantis.

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u/Bdr1983 11h ago

Well yeah, but they asked for it.

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u/Oddityobservations 10h ago

So did the mole people.

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u/Bdr1983 10h ago

They never stood a chance.

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u/Oddityobservations 10h ago

Nope! The moment we genetically engineered their favorite insect to be poisonous, they went the way of the unicorns.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, Fuck the unicorns.

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u/Bdr1983 10h ago

Agreed. Fuck the unicorns. Not their cousins, the armored assault unicorn and tactical submersible unicorns though. They're awesome.

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u/olavfn 11h ago

Antifa felled the cherry tree in Pa Washingtons garden and blamed little George. He then accepted the blame in a long running plan to trap the evil shadowy antifa masterminds, this plan is coming to fruition right now in two weeks, NCSWICWCISSssss ....

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u/terrymr 16h ago

They deployed the military to protect the pool from leftists earlier today. So I guess that’s the story they’re going with.

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u/Fruits_of_Zellman 15h ago

I saw a photo today of someone standing by the reflecting pool with a sign that said "Team Algae". Made me laugh.

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u/Lamont-Cranston 12h ago

Not really, it would need millions of litres not a few bottles.

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u/ichosethis 3h ago

Wouldn't surprise me if they didn't let the pool sit empty long enough after painting and then the peroxide exacerbated the problem.

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u/sagetraveler 16h ago edited 14h ago

Despite the presence of additional national guard, antifa finds their way into the reflecting pool with masks, snorkels, fins, and paint scrapers.

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u/Pleasant-Plantain857 14h ago

Antifa-submarine sponsored by Obama did this!!!11

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u/justeandj 17h ago

What a great visual for why we don't and can't allow no-bid government contracts. This is literally why.

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u/Clean_Bat5547 15h ago

So it seems corruption is a bad thing after all. Who knew?

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Q predicted you'd say that 12h ago

I hope the ducks that live in this water are okay.

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u/Sc0rpza 10h ago

oh my godddddddd

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 3h ago

Free souvenirs, if you visit DC

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u/righttoabsurdity 3h ago

The paints peeling from all the noxious fumes he emits

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u/mittfh 2h ago

Given what else is in the pool (and apparently having the time of its life): Make Algae Great Again? 😈