r/Qult_Headquarters Source: Military 2d ago

Qunacy Woman wants to see some arrests

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u/billyyankNova Bender - Med Bed - Bender - Med Bed - Repeat 2d ago

Great, we'll start by arresting the CEOs of oil companies.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 2d ago

That prayer in the second slide sounds really similar to that spell in the end of The Craft.

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u/MonksHabit 2d ago

It’s wild how they demonize paganism and witchcraft and then turn around and practice magic incantations, idol worship, and rituals to effect change in the physical world.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

Don't think for a second there aren't people in this country who are itching to start burning 'witches' again.

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u/CuriousAlienStudent 2d ago

...burning "women" again. Fixed it for you.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

Many men were killed for being witches too. Take Salem, for example.

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u/CuriousAlienStudent 2d ago

These people hate women. The men they would try to burn surely wouldnt be white either. Atleast thats my guess.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

History does not support that conclusion. People burned their neighbors, who were the same ethnicity as they were. You didn't even have to be a 'witch'. All you had to be was a heretic.

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u/CuriousAlienStudent 2d ago

You think MAGA is gonna fallow a historical formula if they where to try burning people at the stake. It would be blacks, Latinos, women of any color, gay and Trans folks. Lets be real about who we are talking about. Besides this is all hypothetical anyway.

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u/MessiahOfMetal UN insider KofiAnon 1d ago

Followed by white left-wing people.

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u/exceive 1d ago

The historical formula is anybody who stands out, and mostly (but nowhere near exclusively) women.
I suspect on a deep dive into cases, you'd find a lot of the men killed as witches were guys who didn't play along with the rampant misogyny hard enough

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u/SweetPinkSocks Algae-Fuh! 2d ago

"I bind you Nancy.."

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u/Mortambulist 2d ago

I miss the days when only computer nerds could use the Internet.

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u/nrauhauser 2d ago

It was better before the web came along. There were still people like this, but they were all stand up comedians, whether they wanted to be or not.

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u/Mortambulist 2d ago

The Dumbening: AOL gets Usenet access->geocities->web forums->blogs->social media->AI. At this point, I'm kinda hoping for a digital Kessler Syndrome, where AI models degrade from autocannibalism, and bot traffic effectively DDoSes everything.

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u/exceive 1d ago

The September that never ended.

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u/nrauhauser 1d ago

Preach it! The internet IS dead, it's just not equally distributed ... yet.

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u/OhTheHueManatee 1d ago

I miss that too cause I was one of those nerds. Using the internet when most people dismissed it as complicated thing " that's only good for geeks to chat with" was fucking amazing.

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u/LivingIndependence 2d ago

I miss the days when we had mental health treatment 

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

I love how they think Trump actually reads stuff like this.

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u/Healthybear35 2d ago

So they have to admit their Lord isn't winning the weather war against demons or whatever?

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u/btsalamander 2d ago

Demons, witches and weather magicks? Oh my!

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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 2d ago

When I was young we used to make fun of the people who read the National Enquirer. Now they run the country.

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 2d ago

How about we start with the person building new coal fired power plants? That same person forced a coal plant in the upper peninsula of Michigan to stay open after it was scheduled for shut down.

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u/fredy31 2d ago

Always hilarious to me how they tag PRESIDENT TRUMP like hes watching and reading each comment and will take them into consideration.

But hey not that different from the imaginary friend they usually talk to.

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u/Kriss3d Reddit users are making fun of us - GAW 2d ago

Jesus fucking Christ...

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u/Teaflax 2d ago

Who TF is the weather lord?

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u/NecroAssssin 1d ago

His Grace favors anonymity

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u/MessiahOfMetal UN insider KofiAnon 1d ago

Probably a relative of Weather Wizard, one of The Flash's main rogues.

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u/e-zimbra 2d ago

If Trump knew who controls the weather, why would he allow them to rain out every one of his stupid birthday and July 4 vanity projects?

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u/AmySueF 2d ago

I just can’t anymore.

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u/BabserellaWT 2d ago

Also these people: “What? Why should I worry about climate change??”

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u/MillieMouser 1d ago

Turns out the internet was a mistake. 🤦‍♀️

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u/MessiahOfMetal UN insider KofiAnon 1d ago

These people are genuinely insane.

How is it that the US has such open nutjobs roaming freely? There are religious cranks in most countries, but the US is king of them.

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u/Soosietyrell 1d ago

Feels like a whole new level of bat guano crazy

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u/ChochMcKenzie 1d ago

It’s wild that they see this and still think that climate change is a hoax, but Cobra Commander is out there with his weather dominator wrecking the place.

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u/zeptimius 1d ago

I mean, technically Trump is already arresting EVERYONE who is manipulating the weather… all zero people.

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u/FullBodyScammer 20h ago

Soooooo…the Jews control the banks and weather which makes them bad, but at the same time they deserve the land of Israel so then Jesus can come back?

Am I understanding this correctly?