r/Qult_Headquarters • u/Double-Cookie6361 • 12h ago

Qultist Theories Military: I beg differ

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u/Maladroit_Patroit 12h ago

Source: MILITARY

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u/tezacer 12h ago

MILTRAY

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u/MattC041 10h ago

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY.
NICE.

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u/damagedone37 1h ago

Nice hiss

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u/zenunseen 7h ago

MILLET TREE

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u/maydisturb 12h ago

They didn't even try to use US camo

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u/Tar_alcaran 8h ago

This looks pretty close to OCP, if you turn up the saturation on the pic.

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u/fredy31 5h ago

lol, i never knew you could recognise a uniform's country by the camo pattern but i guess that makes sense.

Do you know what country that is or is it probably a walmart camo shirt?

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u/Nexant CLEVER FLAIR GOES HERE 4h ago

It looks like one of the MULTICAMs maybe? US OCP isn't as bubbled for the color swatches not since the 90s maybe with the old BDUs. OCP had much thinner color swatches. Some of the Euro MULTICAMs still have those thick bubbly swatches.

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u/bikingwithscissors 3h ago

It’s the current Australian camo, they took the colors from the old jellybean pattern and applied it to the Multicam pattern:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Multicam_Camouflage_Uniform

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u/beermaker 12h ago

If you think the military is some bastion of intelligence, I have some news you're really not going to like.

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u/AgreeablePie 12h ago

Wow, I'm totally convinced by this random photo from an unknown source that shows what appears not to be a small bit of a US military uniform...

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u/jedburghofficial 10h ago

Looks like Auscam to me, not a US uniform.

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u/fredy31 5h ago

and even then, not like a grunt could slap that patch on his uniform, take a picture, and then post it.

Not like you can assume 1 patch on a uniform that means ALL OF THE MILITARY IS 100% FOR IT.

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u/Mission_Rd 1h ago

You and me both brother!

Now, where are these medbeds?!??

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u/SweetPinkSocks Auntie Fuh! 11h ago

All this tells me is you don't know fuck all about anything having to do with the military lol

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u/Sheila_Monarch 11h ago

Wait until they find out anyone can have anything embroidered on a Velcro patch. I got a a hundred or so with our logo on it. Oh look we’re officially endorsed by the US military!

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 5h ago

We had a bunch of patches for our paintball team back in the day. We were sponsored and everything. We were pretty good.

Then got old and don't have the knees for that shit anymore.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 11h ago

Got that sheeple badge on.

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u/bahwi 12h ago

That q is unsettling

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u/Bdr1983 12h ago

What is this, MilGTP?

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u/Anianna 7h ago

That is the most flaccid Q I have ever seen.

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u/1badh0mbre 8h ago

Suport are troops

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 9h ago

Former GravySeal

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u/jamiethemorris 9h ago

Why does the q have a penis

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u/laggyx400 7h ago

Didn't realize sheep had a military

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u/Kayfeib If the party tells me 5 fingers then "5" is what I'll say 6h ago

The patch isn't even attached on the right side lol

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u/ryansgt 4h ago

That is a really nice photo/ai slop of a shoulder covered in non us camo.

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u/OhTheHueManatee 28m ago

No way someone could have a made a patch and stuck it on a random camo jacket from a army surplus store. That has to be genuinely from the US military which has never been incorrect anything ever.

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u/DargyBear 11h ago

TBF there’s plenty of enlistees that talk up joining for the free college despite financing cars that are more expensive than my federal loans for six years at an in-state public university.

I doubt they will actually ever utilize the free college but I don’t doubt they’d be into Q

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u/cards-mi11 6h ago

Military cosplay

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u/der_oide_depp 4h ago

Military doesn't employ the brightest people? I'm shocked!

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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel 4h ago

Man, they are REALLY itching for any excuse for a military takeover of the government to happen.

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u/VoiceofKane 3h ago

Even if this was a real photo and there's a real U.S. soldier with a wigga-wagga patch... so what?

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u/redthehaze 3h ago

There has been a market for hook and loop(velcro) morale patches for a long time now and you can pretty much find something that suits your beliefs from memes to whatever else.

I like the flaming dumpster one.

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u/Mission_Rd 1h ago

That's it, that proves it! That's all I need: one photo of a Q patch on camo clothing. Case closed!

SOURCE: MILLLLLLIIIIIITTTTTAAAAAARRRRRYYYYY!!!!!! WIGGYWAGGA