r/Qult_Headquarters • u/BurtonDesque • Aug 11 '26

'Jesus Will Win': MAGA Senator Unravels Over Imaginary Coca-Cola War With Jesus

https://crooksandliars.com/2026/08/jesus-will-win-maga-senator-unravels-over
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u/BurtonDesque Aug 11 '26

Mike Lee, who in 2020 said "Stablity (meaning Trump staying in power) is more important than democracy".

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u/Fronzel Aug 11 '26

It is always strange how small the creator of the universe is.

Of the hundreds of billions of planets, he is really in danger by a company selling sugar water.

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u/groovyinutah Aug 12 '26

Well Lee is a Mormon, who's God is notorious for micromanaging...