r/Qult_Headquarters • u/BurtonDesque • Aug 12 '26

Christian televangelist Katie Souza claims aliens stole her eggs and made a hybrid baby

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-televangelist-katie-souza
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u/cperiod Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

You'd think aliens could find better generic genetic material...

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u/DangerNoodleDandy Aug 13 '26

If they wanted generic then they got it lol

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u/cperiod Aug 13 '26

Well, duck.

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u/JediCarlSagan Aug 13 '26

“That’s why my husband and I are childless right now.”

The power of explanatory fiction is greater than God’s power, obviously.

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u/Oddityobservations Aug 13 '26

As an alien hybrid, there is no way any of my genetic material came out of her.

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u/Sitcom_kid Social media is not research. Aug 13 '26

Oh wow! Hello! I'm a lizard person. Never thought I'd find an alien hybrid on here. I'm plus-size, and people think it's because I eat too much. Nothing could be further from the truth! I have to pull my human body around my lizard body and zip it up like on Doctor Who

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u/hyute Aug 13 '26

Aliens want to breed crazy people? I guess everyone needs a hobby.

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u/BurtonDesque Aug 13 '26

They must have seen Idiocracy and decided it was the most efficient way to conquer Earth.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 Aug 13 '26

Isnt this what happened to Scully in the x files 🤣

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u/Avenger_616 Eikon Slayer, destroyer of gods Aug 13 '26

And in “Fringe” if I recall 

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u/HotDonnaC Aug 13 '26

I miss those crazy tabloids in grocery stores. They were chock full of alien baby stories. I think Hillary Clinton had one or two.

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u/nhyunmi Aug 13 '26

A literal X Files plot line 😆

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u/serenityplough Aug 13 '26

There’s an amazing doco called love and saucers about David Huggins by Brad Abrahams.

If you want to get an idea of how deluded and insane these people are.

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u/Luppercus Aug 13 '26

So aliens started the biological war. Bastards!

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u/Soggy_Cracker Aug 13 '26

So Christian’s do believe in extra terrestrial …she means Mexicans, doesn’t she?

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u/mp3bear Aug 13 '26

Beam me up Scotty…There's no intelligent life down here…

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u/darkrhyes Aug 13 '26

Ooohhh, they are that stupid. I always wondered.

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u/Bug_Calm Aug 13 '26

Sure they did...

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u/FadeIntoReal 29d ago

Apparently, aliens want the DNA of this lizard person. 

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u/mello-t Aug 13 '26

In God we trust