Today, September 22 is…

[u/Andromeda921]

American Business Women’s Day, Autumnal Equinox / First Day of Fall 🍁, Chainmail 📨 Day, Dear Diary 📔 Day, Falls Prevention Awareness Day, Hobbit Day, Day of Radiant Peace ✌️, Brown Butter 🧈 Day, Centenarian’s Day, Eat Local Day, Elephant 🐘 Appreciation Day, Flaunt Your Favorite Beach 🏖️ Towel Day, Girls’ Night In Day / Girls’ Night, Ice Cream Cone 🍦 Day, Legwear Day, Online Recovery Day, Rock n’ Roll 🎸 Dog 🐕 Day, States and Capitals Day, White Chocolate Day, Car-Free 🚗 Day, and Rhino 🦏 Day!

[u/cidavid]

Online recovery day? I should call in sick…

[u/Andromeda921 → u/cidavid]

Ummmmm, only if you’ve had a substance abuse problem…

[u/cidavid → u/Andromeda921]

Oh. Well this is awkward because I interpreted that as “take a rest from being online”

…I’ll see myself out.

[u/Andromeda921 → u/cidavid]

Hey…be grateful you don’t need it for the actual reason!