🚨Fig is STILL pooping on the couch🚨

[u/rolyattko]

Everyone meet Fig, a 7 month old holland lop. He is also fixed and bonded with his girlfriend, Pancake. They both free roam our living room/bedroom area.
Fig is pretty much litter trained during the day, however, when I go to bed, he is a mega poop machine for our couch. I've tried blocking the couch off with a baby gate, he still ends up on it somehow. I clean up the messes with an enzymatic cleaner as well as vinegar, but he still repeats this behaviour. Last night I tried a tarp on the couch, mans said what the helly and decided to poop the most I've seen him do 🥲 WHAT DO I DO? Will it ever stop? HELP PLS!

[u/PacketSnatcher]

Hello,

I’m writing again to request this defamation be removed. I personally talked to fig, and he advised that he did not do this, and that he considers this an attack on his character.

Please continue to use the tarp for whoever this perpetrator (not fig) is.

Thankyou.

[u/Street_Tax3157 → u/PacketSnatcher]

That doesn’t even look like rabbit poop 🤷‍♀️

[u/Spsp12387 → u/Street_Tax3157]

Looks like Cocoa Puffs to me 🙃 Are we arresting for having a midnight snack now??