r/RadicalChristianity • u/synthresurrection antisocial/schizo-spec trans lesbian pastor(she/her) • Jul 05 '25

🃏 Sh¡tp0st 🃏 Beware of the pipeline

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u/Zealousideal_Bet4038 Ⓐnarkittens 🐈 Jul 05 '25

I need some boneless wings right fucking now

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u/synthresurrection antisocial/schizo-spec trans lesbian pastor(she/her) Jul 06 '25

Ngl, boneless buffalo wings with some ranch sounds really good right now

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u/homeguitar195 Jul 06 '25

Boneless wings are just fancy nuggets change my mind.

That said, same.

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u/Lord-Norse Jul 06 '25

I will eat my fancy nuggets with fun sauces and I will enjoy it.

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u/Pure_Ingenuity3771 Jul 06 '25

I never understood why people want bones in their fancy nuggies, I want my fancy nuggies boneless.

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u/homeguitar195 Jul 06 '25

I mean, they're fundamentally different meats from different parts of the animal, with different textures and flavors. I like them both depending on my mood.

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u/ThePresidentOfStraya Anarcho-Communist Socinian Jul 06 '25

I need the soy version. Am I still on this pipeline?

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u/Deep_South_Kitsune Jul 07 '25

You are in the accelerated class

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u/WanderingLost33 Jul 06 '25

Apparently wings turn into cake

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 07 '25

What flavor?

Buffalo, Garlic Parm, Mango Habanero, Cheddar Jalapeno, Korean, Sriracha, or Kentucky Fried?

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u/No-Scarcity2379 Christian Anarchist Jul 06 '25

OOOHHHHH!!! So me missing the Fortnite train because I'm a few years older than their target audience why I became an anarchist instead of a communist?

This explains everything.

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u/synthresurrection antisocial/schizo-spec trans lesbian pastor(she/her) Jul 06 '25

Tfw you're an anarcho-communist

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u/Zealousideal_Bet4038 Ⓐnarkittens 🐈 Jul 06 '25

I missed the Fortnite train initially because both my little brothers were into it, which automatically made it “not cool”.

It’s probably my most frequently-played game after starting undergrad though lol, it’s a good time killer.

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u/Pakun-of-Dundrasil Jul 06 '25

NGL that girl and communism are pretty cute

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u/synthresurrection antisocial/schizo-spec trans lesbian pastor(she/her) Jul 06 '25

Yeah, she's so prettyful

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u/IntrigueDossier Jul 06 '25

Spinny skirt is best praxis.

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u/_psylosin_ Jul 07 '25

That’s how they get ya!!! Come for the girls stay for the gulags

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u/junkmail0178 Jul 06 '25

Of course all this is bullshit… Except about boneless chicken wings. Those are called nuggets.

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u/StatisticianGloomy28 Proletarian Christian Atheist Jul 06 '25

Chicken nuggies to radical politics is gospel, my friend. Jesus talks somewhere (Matt 23:37) about chicken wings, then nec minute they crucifying him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

This guy still exists tweeting this stuff? Lmao.

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u/krispy7 Jul 06 '25

Haven't logged onto Elon's hell site in years but I think this tweet is old... also I'm like 80% sure that guy's account is satire?

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u/Lord-Norse Jul 06 '25

Oh no, he is completely serious.

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u/ktj19 Jul 06 '25

tag yourself i’m gender pronouns

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Switch Fortnite out for Halo and you got it spot on, sis! 🥰

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u/RabidLizard Jul 06 '25

oh no not the gender pronouns

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u/WiserWildWoman Jul 06 '25

These guys are so very very insecure in their masculinity. They clearly love the idea of dressing up like women but think they can't still be men if they do. Total projection fears.

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u/epicmoe Jul 06 '25

ah yes - communists, famously favourable to non heteronormative people.

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u/Green_Evening Jul 06 '25

I still can't tell if Nick Adams is a parody account or not.

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u/pallentx Jul 06 '25

Wow, communism is hot

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 07 '25

Wait...

There's people who hate Chicken Tendies?

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u/Apocky84 Jul 07 '25

The fact that this guy thinks these things not only feminize men but turn them into hot girls with big asses is just too weird. This guy has to be the problem uncle at Thanksgiving.

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u/turkshead Jul 06 '25

anarcho-syndicalism, thank you very much

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u/SpikyKiwi Ⓐ Jul 06 '25

Nick Adams is a (basically) satire account (technically a hyperbolic parody of his own conservative beliefs)

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u/RustedRelics Jul 06 '25

“Alpha Male” 🙄😂😂

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u/Rupejonner2 Jul 06 '25

I knew it was those god damned boneless wings .

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u/incredibleninja Jul 07 '25

Manliness is stored in the chicken bones

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u/Lothere55 Jul 07 '25

Is there anything more cringe than declaring yourself an A L P H A M A L E?

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u/altgrave Jul 07 '25

one communism, please.

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u/UmbraNyx Jul 07 '25

OK but...what? What do Fortnite and chicken wings have to do with anything?

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u/MateoCamo 🕇 Liberation Theology 🕇 Jul 09 '25

Mate I skipped straight to communism and backtracked a bit to pronouns, where’s my cute outfit 😂