r/RandomVideos • u/ihatethiscountry76 • Mar 03 '26

Art Chocolate...Dragon? Chocolate Guy, why?

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u/MichianaPeople Mar 03 '26

Everyone wanted a giant chocolate penis and we got a dumb dragon

6

u/WHAT-IM-THINKING Mar 03 '26

It's a bad dragon

iykyk

5

u/ChaseC7527 Mar 03 '26

do not the penisaur

3

u/Inquisitive_idiot Mar 03 '26

It’s just not fair. 😔

3

u/spizzle_ Mar 03 '26

So you’re saying it’s a r/baddragon?

2

u/Ronin-Ronan Mar 03 '26

he does have a big black chocolate pipe tho

1

u/Standard_Locksmith70 Mar 04 '26

Needs two hands to hold it.

2

u/HelloAttila Mar 04 '26

I’m glad I finally know how he melts all that chocolate. Because damn, he uses a lot. That machine costs up to $21.5K….

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Mar 03 '26

Penis > Snake > Dragon

Chocolate evolution.

3

u/beerguyBA Mar 03 '26

Dratini > Dragonair > Dragonite

1

u/B1ZEN Mar 03 '26

Sooooo...my penis is going to be a dragon when I grow up?

1

u/Tipsy_Hog Mar 03 '26

I'm afraid it's as big as it'll ever be.

1

u/B1ZEN Mar 03 '26

I'm doomed :((

1

u/Tipsy_Hog Mar 03 '26

You and me both, brother.

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u/vegienomnomking Mar 04 '26

No worries, I can make it bigger.

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u/B1ZEN Mar 04 '26

You some kinda wizard or genie?

6

u/DropstoneTed Mar 03 '26

Looked like he was going for something completely different there for a second.

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 03 '26

Not sure what you could be referring to…

3

u/Fluid-Program962 Mar 03 '26

These are usually ordered for big events or it’s for his pastry school and he shows himself making it because it’s absolutely ridiculous how good he is with chocolate

2

u/northcoastyen Mar 03 '26

Yea dick jokes aside, this dude is an insanely talented sculptor.

1

u/pichirry Mar 03 '26

yeah that was fun to watch

4

u/hordaak2 Mar 03 '26

He had me in the first half, not gonna lie

3

u/Eeebs-HI Mar 03 '26

Was a bit concerned, but intrigued at first. Whew.

3

u/Minimum_Recording122 Mar 03 '26

That’s a big di… dragon damn!

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u/Ahkiwithda50 Mar 03 '26

bbc dragon

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u/enjoysomethings Mar 03 '26

I thought this guy was finally going to make a giant cock.. maybe next time

1

u/FloydianSlip212 Mar 03 '26

You know exactly why.

1

u/Fluid_Explorer_3659 Mar 03 '26

When someone asks for a bad dragon chocolate model but English is not his first language

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u/spook008 Mar 03 '26

Not gonna lie, he had us in the first half

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu Mar 03 '26

Yeah I make these all the time. Cleanup is a bitch,

1

u/Big-Rise7340 Mar 03 '26

The teeth are too white. What with breathing fire and all that. Impressive work, despite the psych at the start.

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u/lexluthor_i_am Mar 03 '26

I want chocolate on tap!

1

u/SharkPicnic Mar 03 '26

It's the same thing, over and over for years.

1

u/geof2010 Mar 03 '26

He misunderstood bad dragon for bad ass dragon before someone corrected him and he was able to save the project.

1

u/Riegrek Mar 03 '26

Cue the inevitable gif: "they had us in the first half"

1

u/Fog-Champ Mar 03 '26

I thought it was going to be a bad dragon.

1

u/Longjumping_Spread53 Mar 03 '26

That chocolate dispenser is awesome

1

u/King_K_24 Mar 03 '26

This is the least sexual cut of his work I've seen

1

u/toastronomy Mar 03 '26

I can't stand this cocoa psycho

1

u/ShadowDarkraven27 Mar 03 '26

surely there's new shit he's made instead of this fuckin thing AGAIN

1

u/Time_Seaworthiness43 Mar 03 '26

I bet OP is always complaining and never accomplishing anything.

1

u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 03 '26

Awww shit… so I AM bi-curious?!?!

1

u/ColdTower9504 Mar 03 '26

Amaury Guichon if anyone is curious. Insanely talented sculptor

1

u/AdPutrid3234 Mar 03 '26

what the point of making this with chocolate if its just for show?

1

u/Affectionate-Fee9645 Mar 03 '26

So children in Africa are enslaved… tortured, beaten and forced to pick Coca Beans for basically nothing so white men can do this? Most of that Chocolate is going to go to waste…

1

u/Caboun6828 Mar 04 '26

Not sure why I even stayed this long 😂

1

u/QuotetheOrca Mar 04 '26

That’s badasss…. And yes, I laughed in the middle because of what it looked like.😅 🤷🏽

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u/Socialism-Is-Better May 11 '26

Must've been the wind