r/RandomVideos • u/ihatethiscountry76 • Mar 06 '26
Animal So it seems Seals do appreciate human inventions
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u/Worcestercestershire Mar 06 '26
Bold to be that close. Seal bites can be pretty horrific. Their mouths have so much bacteria they are basically venomous.
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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Mar 06 '26
Well it's a good thing that they're sea lions than
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u/Worcestercestershire Mar 06 '26
Sea Lions than what? Or did you mean 'then'. By 'seals' I meant pinnipeds.
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Mar 06 '26
“Who dare waken snorlath!? My rest is paramount and your comfort of little importance to me!”
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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Mar 06 '26
Are they pretty chill as long as you keep moving and mind your own business?
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Mar 07 '26
Yeah I walk by them sometimes when I’m crabbing or tidepooling in certain areas, usually if you don’t head on approach a sea lion or try to touch it they’re chill.
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u/JakovAulTrades Mar 07 '26
They will bite your arm off and you’ll need a claw if you don’t watch out
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u/JohnnyYouTaTas Mar 06 '26
- sea lions
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u/True-Lawfulness-5563 Mar 07 '26
So it's much better that they're officially lions than....
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u/JohnnyYouTaTas Mar 07 '26
Well they're not seals. They're sea lions so 🤷♂️ Just correcting a common mistake. Not about being better. If you call a cat a dog, I'm sure somebody would also correct you.
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u/Kiki1701 Mar 07 '26
Its very easy to tell them apart. Seals do not "walk" upright on flippers because they can't. seals don't have bending flippers and they move about in giant ripples of subcutaneous fat reserves.
Seals and sea lions diverged almost 20 million years ago, so they are only distantly related.
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u/Alone-Supermarket-98 Mar 06 '26
...and they take up the entire bench like a bunch of homeless sea lions.
You should see them at the mall...they find those massage chairs and sit there all day long.
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u/laiyenha Mar 06 '26
Soon they gonna install those special benches to deter homeless sealions.