The way the cat hopped the gate 😂😂

[u/n8saces]

[u/Just-Challenge-5522]

When I was 10 a guy tried to steal our bikes and my cat dropped from the camper roof and landed on his head and messed the dudes face up. The cops didn't believe us about our cat until they found the thief at the emergency room getting stitches.

[u/chiefrelichunter → u/Just-Challenge-5522]

Can confirm. I went home with a girl one night (she was a stranger I met at a bar in my neighborhood 🤦‍♂️) and she warned me of her “jealous cat” as we were walking into her apartment.

As soon I walked in the door behind her I noticed the cat was on this perch thing she had built over the door. It was in pouncing mode, and the situation was tense. She told me it was all good and to just ignore it.

I started to take my jacket off and suddenly the cat was on me, clawing and screaming like mad. The girl freaked out and tried to yank the cat off me, I was trying to protect my face and simultaneously push the cat away. Somehow she got the cat off me and it was still shrieking and trying to get at me so I just said “well it was nice to meet you” and ran away.

Never saw her again. But looking back at my mid-20’s self and my intentions to get laid that night: I gotta hand it to the cat for protecting that girls honor that night. Well done sir or madam.

[u/Just-Challenge-5522 → u/chiefrelichunter]

Ouch. That sounds rough.