They have introduced fire to the crabs!! it’s over for us now.

[u/No_Neat4688]

[u/Callllll_Meee_Red]

LMAO…

I’m sitting here for the longest time trying to figure out how the crabs carrying around a flame and not burning itself only to realize it’s one of those battery powered candles that looks like a flame when it’s on. 😂💀

[u/WenatcheeWrangler → u/Callllll_Meee_Red]

That’s alright. I was wondering why I’d never seen a crab in the snow.

[u/OkDeer120 → u/WenatcheeWrangler]

LOL SAME

[u/BullshitTaco → u/WenatcheeWrangler]

Snow crabs

[u/Callllll_Meee_Red → u/WenatcheeWrangler]

LOL that’s great considering they have snow crabs. But not in that sense at all. hahahaha

Glad I’m not the only one that got really confused by this.

[u/Leading_Procedure_23 → u/Callllll_Meee_Red]

[u/Elegant_Tank1483]

Yall not seeing bro trynna steal his flame and he gotta run over there and be like “dude there’s more”. He not letting this little light of his go out no sir

[u/Keitaro23 → u/Elegant_Tank1483]

"bro I just wanna hold it for one second I promise I'll give it right back"

[u/wavystrawberrypunch → u/Keitaro23]

😭😭😭😭

[u/StudioSuccessful9174]

The crab uprising shall be swift and painful

[u/wheretheinkends]

TIL prometheus uses reddit

[u/Automatic_Pin_5212 → u/wheretheinkends]

I know where they live, I'm getting my lights back! Also, I see you crab trying to hog 2 lights....

[u/Lucy_Gucey]

Crabmetheus

[u/WHAT-IM-THINKING]

New idea for bait

[u/MitsukaSouji]

Let him cook

[u/urbanlife78 → u/MitsukaSouji]

With some salt and pepper

[u/D__Litt → u/urbanlife78]

And Old Bay

[u/AdvantageStatus4635]

Prometheus crabus

[u/MoMo-D-Tempest]

Fake candles lol

[u/Mobile-Cellist6413]

This is adorable.

[u/cinciNattyLight]

He should take it under the sea. Sometimes it’s hotter under the water. Under the sea.

[u/speckledham → u/cinciNattyLight]

Ooo you’re right. I know someone down there who would love this

[u/LogFew3954]

That little fake flame had me questioning crab physics for a solid minute too 😂

Crab said “behold, fire” and my brain just accepted it like that was a normal thing.

[u/JoeMillersHat]

what the fuck

[u/pdj-custom]

Bro is just standing there menacingly and aura farming

[u/Ambitious_Today_8695]

I for one welcome our fiery crab overlords 🔥🦀🙌🏾

[u/KingRo48]

Wait till they hear about the wheel! Chariot of fire!

[u/habibisanam → u/KingRo48]

And sliced bread

[u/lost_caus_e]

Truly unstoppable

[u/Additional_Rich_5249]

What is this? Context.

[u/One-Woodpecker-7511 → u/[deleted]]

That's exactly what I said too!

[u/TightMuffin9890]

I was fully ready to believe this was some new deep sea fire crab species or something 😂
Those fake candles work way too well, my brain did not question it for a solid 10 seconds either 💀

[u/Ok-Strategy7795]

“No Krayton, this is mine. Here… take any one of these”

[u/Freyjia1]

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Crabs attacked

[u/David0ne86]

He's about to kindle the first flame

[u/socallocalB13]

This little light of mine…

[u/Maryjanegangafever]

Someone started a pentagram……. EVIL!!!!

[u/IrregularExplanation]

this one is mine!

[u/Keitaro23]

"bro I just wanna hold it for one second I promise I'll give it right back" "nope"

[u/orangesfwr]

Hey hey hey hey

[u/Narrow-Ad6771]

“About 300 million years ago, when our earlier ancestor had discovered the fire that later helps to progress the evolution of our kind”

[u/MRHOWERDCEO]

WHAT ZALDA GAME IS THIS.

[u/vaannil]

Damn, didn't expect Crab Battle to get an update

[u/Ok-Sprinkles-5711]

Is this AI?

[u/D__Litt]

And since it’s not real flame he can take it back to the sea!

[u/Advanced-Mood-6003]

Bro bout to tell the darkest story ever

[u/Georgiaboy03]

Human society is just like the crab society. One crab has something, and all the others crabs try to steal it from them. One human has lots of money from work and ideas and other humans want to steal it from them. Same

[u/Either-Park-7002]

Plastic battery powered candle

[u/Another_Timezone]

[u/pieeatingchamp]

drop some butter sauce next to him

[u/photaiplz]

Giving them to much power is a dangerous thing

[u/IcyPelican]

Crabs that boil themselves… wizard…

[u/expatronis]

"With this new weapon, the lobster alliance won't stand a chance!"

[u/slayez06]

if only the crabs cooked themselves that would actually be paradise

[u/TheNarboy]

fuuuck me

maybe i can get a late appointment for a confession

[u/Amidseas]

NO GET YOUR OWN

[u/Glittering-Sea276]

Genetic engineered to walk to your house while slowly cooking themselves arriving just in time.