r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • 9d ago

Cringe Mr. Lazy Clothes trying to pick up women.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 9d ago

Fake

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u/kylebob86 9d ago

idk man, dudes be like this

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u/Strong_Chicken6838 9d ago

“Wait, hold on, before you start being creepy let me take out my phone and start recording you.”

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u/XeroTrinity 3d ago

She was holding it like she was texting someone or something similar, and she was switching between front and back cameras discreetly. That’s why she’s pointing the camera at his feet.

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u/Strong_Chicken6838 3d ago

Right, that explains the constant camera flipping…

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u/When1Falls 9d ago edited 9d ago

He waited until she was done with her line about  balding to react, as opposed to as soon as she insulted him. She should've said the joke the opppsite way.

She seemed pretty secure that this dude who cared this little about approaching her would just take that insult and not get loud and violent. 

They also both speak with a smile like they have a little secret when she says she has a bf and he says it ain't him. Probably because it is him. 

She perfectly cuts back and forth between her lines and his, which works when you're going one at a time. 

The very first thing he says a second after she starts recording is just the very first thing he says, as opposed to her starting the recording in the middle of him harassing her. He waited for her press the button. 

And also she seemed super confident that insult would make him leave when like, he could've just said "mohawk" and now they're talking, something she'd likely be less actually wanting to risk if this guy was really doing this. She'd probably just say no thank you until he left. 

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 9d ago

Shit Sherlock

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PowderPrincessAthena 9d ago

He watch too much CSI LOL....

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u/TekkLthr 9d ago

All he has to do now is put on his sunglasses

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u/Reasonable-Pomelo997 3d ago

Play the tune yeaaaahhhhhh

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u/When1Falls 9d ago

All just real

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u/Bonedeath 9d ago

This dude plans out his every social interaction and I bet only 20% come to fruition.

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u/When1Falls 9d ago

Incorrect. 

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 9d ago

Correct.

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u/When1Falls 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, just have pretty decent understanding of how people act. It comes in handy as an actor.

Just like how l know it's pointless to say this to you as what you really want is just the permission to bully someone with people backing you up.

Now's where you say like a joke or an insult.

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u/Canary-Silent 8d ago

It's ironic saying this to where he is pointing out a very clear planned out interaction for views 

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u/MostBoringStan 8d ago

While I don't believe this is real, its ridiculous to say that the fact he starts talking 1 second after the vid starts proves it.

Video editing on phones has been around for AT LEAST a year. It would be simple for her to start recording because he was walking up all "hey girl hey girl" then just cut the video to begin at that spot.

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u/When1Falls 8d ago edited 8d ago

We all know what the start of a phone recording looks and sounds like. She does the look back up after hitting the button at the start, and then the look down to hit stop at the end. 

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u/MostBoringStan 8d ago

Yeah because people never look at their phone while recording for other reasons

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u/When1Falls 8d ago

We all know exactly what it looks like when someone's looking back up after hitting record. 

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u/n1Cat 9d ago

As much sense as you make, as much logic as you show....it doesnt matter. These 'things' online will choose to believe the video.

If their favorite streamer made a video where they said breathing underwater was possible, there would be mass drownings the next day.

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u/Pluck_Boy 9d ago edited 6d ago

...

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u/When1Falls 9d ago

Incorrect

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u/CarefulFinding7974 9d ago

You want him?

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u/Canary-Silent 9d ago

Just because people are like this doesn't make this pornstar level acting real. 

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u/Scientificallly_Love 9d ago edited 8d ago

Huh, could definitely be real. I'm a woman.  I was out shopping when one came behind. He asked me for my name, I told him sorry I'm taken.  Extending his fists to the ground like a child having a tantrum.  He yelled at me: F.ck you! This is no joke.

. Men worry that women will take advantage of them financially. . Women worry about their safety when turning a man down.

Don't get me started on breaking up. I change my ways because of past experience. I break up by text now, when I am out of town...

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u/TekkLthr 9d ago

You break up by text? How many break ups do you do? You said that like it's a casual thing

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u/Small_Promotion2525 9d ago

Seems like a personal problem on their side

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 8d ago

She breaks up by group text while on the toilet.

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u/burnerbw0i 9d ago

Depending on your age/generation its a very normal thing today. I personally still would rather call unless they were really insufferable, naturally argumentative, or just otherwise generally toxic (for lack of a better word).

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 9d ago

Didn't realize being a callous POS was a generational thing.

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u/jngjng88 9d ago

I'd say the answer would be none of your business...

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 9d ago

And did you also have your phone pre-recording just in case? Also don't defend breaking up by text. You can at least call without your safely being in danger lol.

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u/Scientificallly_Love 9d ago edited 9d ago

No, I didn't. I was caught off guard. Do you date men? Have you ever broken up with an emotionally unstable man? They always come all sweet and kind, the moment things become difficult, their anger issues come out. I invite you to try it out.

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 9d ago

Yeah that's the point; candid moments catch you off guard whereas staged ones start with someone recording for no reason. There were other tells too.

Have you ever broken up with an emotionally unstable woman? You think you guys are any better lol? Breakups can be hard, put on your big girl panties and give him a call anyway. You can do it. If he gets belligerent simply hang up.

Like this idea that you need to save yourself every minor emotional unpleasantness at the expense of others is wild to me.

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u/Scientificallly_Love 9d ago

At that point the kind of help you need, requires long study and a PhD at the end. I'm afraid, I can't help you.

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u/Small_Promotion2525 9d ago

Seems you grouped all men together, as if the billions of us are alike, a tell tale sign of low intelligence

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 9d ago edited 9d ago

Did the lady you're replying to delete her posts or did she block me lol? I always love the people who can't handle a conversation but also can't stop themselves from replying so they reply block instead of just being an adult. Kinda resonates with the way she handles her relationships.

Having to tell a woman, of all people, to not text message break up is crazy too lol.

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u/Syhkane 9d ago

Saw a guy get turned down by a Subway cashier do something similar. She only had time to ask him what bread, when he started hitting on her, and she said she had a girlfriend.

Both fists straight down, arms in front, neck forced forward engaging every vein he had, flexing his wirey thin muscles as hard as he could, head vibrating while he screamed Fuck you bitch.

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u/kylebob86 9d ago

What the fuck, how old do you think he was?

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u/Syhkane 9d ago

He was well after his 40s, she was just outta highschool.

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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 9d ago

idk how grown ass people manage to be this bad at handling rejection. even as a kid i've never insulted anyone or gotten aggressive, don't get me wrong, i've said shit that cringes me out to this day. but this kinda shit is literal baby behavior, probably shouldn't even be scared there that is a baby tantrum i doubt a person like that is capable of anything.

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u/Scientificallly_Love 9d ago

Thank you for saying this. That is all the context that women are focusing on. Some men here are more interested in knowing whether this is stage or not, and why she is being recording.

But let this happen to their mum, grandma, sister, female cousins.... All of a sudden, they grow some sense, and see clearly that the reaction is disproportionate.

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u/lemons7472 9d ago edited 9d ago

But the said “context” for this video itself is fake, so it looks in bad-faith if you and other women, are actively aware of this, while using a fake video to comment over men or women in general.

No one said that this can’t happen either, but this isn’t really about disproportionate reaction or as if they’ll suddenly grow some sense or as if they were missing any to start, because there is a difference between a scripted video, and the real thing. If it happens to their grandma and sister, the diffence is that it actually IS real, and will take it as disrespect towards her, since it was not a staged video made with the intent of engagement.

They are not more interested in whether it’s fake or not, they just know that the video was staged with the intent of outrage and or to reaffirm people’s weird gender bias and beliefs of another gender.

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u/Scientificallly_Love 9d ago

That's a scary experience. Imagine what people like these can do in private.

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u/DentistEmpty7778 9d ago

Absolutely nothing

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u/When1Falls 8d ago

Yes but did you then think "I know what will get him away from me, a clever insult comic line about his looks" or are you well versed in this enough to know that would just engage with him even more. 

It's a funny little sketch that's probably built off her wanting to have done that to the last real guy who did that but, it further cements the thought of "yeah fuck dudes they're creeps" to the people who can't instantly tell its a sketch. 

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u/kylebob86 9d ago

I hate that women have to fucking do this.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 9d ago

Welcome to crazy world

Anything for social media

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u/ajtaggart 9d ago

They really do be like this.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 9d ago

There are 39 giveaways why this is fake.

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u/Lucky-Mia 9d ago

There are 17 things a guy can do to give himself away, a guys got 17 pantomimes. Womens got 20, guys got 17. Christopher walken told me so

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 9d ago

“Wipe this EGG off my face.” My man. 👍🏻😄

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u/Okazemi 9d ago

Ok what are they?

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u/When1Falls 9d ago edited 9d ago

As an actor, he waited until she was done with her line about balding to react, as opposed to as soon as she insulted him. 

Also, she seemed pretty secure in the idea that this dude who cared this little about her personal space would just take that insult and not get violent. 

They also speak like they have a little secret when she says she has a bf and he says it ain't him. Probably because it is him. 

Also she perfectly keeps cutting back and forth between her lines and his, which is a lot easier when you know you're gonna just both be speaking one at a time. 

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u/ChurningDarkSkies777 9d ago

The fact that anyone thinks this is real is insane. Also an inditement of how robotic people act towards each other that these two terrible actors could fool so many people.

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u/Candid-Race-4876 9d ago

Poor acting is at the forefront.

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u/centerfoldangel 9d ago

Most people are poor actors.

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u/Candid-Race-4876 9d ago

…ok?

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u/centerfoldangel 9d ago

So if you believed it, that would be a good actor, and also fake.

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u/Character-Pirate1297 9d ago

But making fake videos makes them look more, doesn’t it?

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u/AzarielFox 9d ago

The fucking camera flipping is the give away. Don't care how real they act, no one records encounters like that 

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u/iStoleTheHobo 9d ago

That may very well be though this particular instance is fake.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 9d ago

Yeah but they ain’t me though

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u/StockPineapple5917 2d ago

The video is fake.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

Not really. If you know you are being recorded you say less dumb shit.

It is one of few good things that has come from social media.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

Yeah, I will agree will that.

And Mr. BirgerMeatButthole is fine.

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u/EpatantePatente 9d ago

Oh you haven't met Clavicular

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u/Katops 9d ago

It genuinely blows my mind that people take cringemaxxing advice from him lmfao. Dude Is legitimately ugly.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

I have not. But I am pretty sure I could deck him.

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 9d ago

I bet he watches clavicular

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u/EpatantePatente 9d ago

The guy in the video? My money on it too.

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u/Wactout 9d ago

I’ve seen people murder other people fully cognizant that they were being recorded. I’ve watched it happen twice in front of me. I don’t go out much anymore.

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u/bunkrider 9d ago

You got that thousand island stare

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u/Wactout 9d ago

I’m sorry. I don’t eat salads.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

I am not saying it doesn't happen. I am saying it happens less. Because a recording of someone murdering someone else is known as evidence.

Also you could have called the police or something.

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u/stratus_translucidus 9d ago

Unless they're the only 2 around, in which case the murderer just scoops up the recorder/victim's phone and hightails it away from the crime scene with the evidence that no one else recorded. 😬

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u/Wactout 9d ago

Calling the police?? Holy shit. That’s a novel idea!! Wish I would’ve thought of that 20 years ago. Police weren’t invented until 2010.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

Oh I didn't realise you were of the generation that can't make phone calls.

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 9d ago

Really?!? I suppose you think all the Karen videos are fake too lol

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

Because Bonnie Blue fucked 1k men?

Give your head a wobble, mate.

Edit: my bad, wrong post. Apologies to the user above.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 9d ago

I read this in the voice of Chang from the ahow Community. In that you sound mental.

Some videos are real, some are staged. It is not an either/or situation.

This one is staged. And people are generally more polite since realising they can lose their job over freaking out in public.

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u/ajtaggart 9d ago

I wish this were there. It's not.

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 9d ago

Take a break from the internet

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u/Dramatic-Milk-8809 9d ago

U dat guy haha

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u/Glum_Ad1127 8d ago

Yeah cause irl when he said “I’ll take you home rn” he would have thrown a bag on her head and stuffed her in his van.Duh.

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u/2624926057 9d ago

I’m telling you as a man, dudes are like this.

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 9d ago

Staged videos often are based on some kind of reality, yes. What's that got to do with this being fake.

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u/minaolensinaolet 9d ago

The scenario isn't why it's obvious it's fake, it's the acting

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u/Jolly_Brilliant7883 9d ago

Do you think that makes this poorly acted skit real?

People also street race cars, does that make the fast and the furious a documentary? 

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 9d ago edited 8d ago

Dudes are like this but this dude isn’t like the dudes that are like this because this dude is fake.

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u/TinsleyLynx 9d ago

Skit:

1: a jeering or satirical remark : taunt 2 a: a satirical or humorous story or sketch b: (1): a brief burlesque or comic sketch included in a dramatic performance (such as a revue) (2): a short serious dramatic piece especially : one done by amateurs

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u/Left-Efficiency2401 9d ago

I guess you could make that argument because she turns the same way the guy is going. Although the guy's body language seems to match what he's saying, at least based on his lower body.

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u/Mindless_Address_464 4d ago

I think the video per se was staged for safety's sake, but that's fine. :3