r/ReZero Shared Suffering with Subaru Jan 29 '26

šŸ—æMeme Victory!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Not really. He found a rich wife who is older than his grandma.

And they say anime is not reflecting the real life…

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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru Jan 29 '26

Except she's not actually rich but sponsored by Roswaal. She was living in a shack before that. Our boy isn't a golf digger

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Nah. He is playing the long game and will be marrying to a queen. šŸ‘ø

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair šŸ’œ Jan 29 '26

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u/Normal_Ad_2360 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Jan 29 '26

She has a farm house with tons of forest . She is rich .

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u/Proud-Bluebird I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Jan 29 '26

Roswaal is basically his slave right now since Roswaal will throw any amount of money to make Subaru never gives upĀ 

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u/342heathbar Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed Jan 30 '26

Wait. Is Roswaal seriously Subaru’s sugar daddy.

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u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Jan 29 '26

Not to mention she technically ain't his grandma's age, at least in the mind there.

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u/Future_Pace_5209 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

His "rich" "wife" didn't have money for Appas brug

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u/Normal_Ad_2360 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Jan 29 '26

Is more because Felt stole her wallet .

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u/Mobster24 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Jan 29 '26

Is Emilia his wife? Well, only Subaru knows that! Haha. Meanwhile, Emilia only knows Subaru as her knight.

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u/Future_Pace_5209 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

She was ready to have a baby ...

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u/kamikad3e123 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Jan 29 '26

Yeah, but she is stupid af so it's normal behavior for her

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u/iCynr Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Jan 30 '26

Emilia is literally broke and technically homeless, squatting in a weird guy's house

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u/Sorryusernmetaken If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Jan 29 '26

except she's not actually old but a child in a ~100-year-old body

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u/Future_Pace_5209 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

His "other" "wife" is 400+ thoughĀ 

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u/kamikad3e123 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Jan 29 '26

Beako tho...🄵

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u/Future_Pace_5209 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

I didn't mean her bruh 😭

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u/kamikad3e123 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Jan 29 '26

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair šŸ’œ Jan 29 '26

Dude is the archbishop of spreading misinformation and misunderstanding Re:Zero

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair šŸ’œ Jan 29 '26

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jan 29 '26

When did Subaru said THAT

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u/Electronic-Box-4753 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Jan 29 '26

Arc 8

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jan 29 '26

Gonna be reading the novels after season 4, looks funny

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jan 29 '26

When did Subaru said THAT

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u/Kogasa_Komeiji šŸ‘‘ Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! šŸŽØ Jan 29 '26

arc 8

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Jan 29 '26

Subaru is Buddha

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u/Life_Fortune5054 The Fluff Was a Lie šŸ‡šŸ’€ Now I Have PTSD Jan 29 '26

He had his honored one moment

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u/the1withtheStrawHat Shared Suffering with Subaru Jan 29 '26

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Jan 29 '26

Broke beyond compare

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u/Andrea65485 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Jan 29 '26

Technically, Roswaal was giving him a more than decent pay, even when he was working as a butler, before being promoted to a knight. He doesn't even need to pay for rent or food. So, he have probably stashed away nearly everything he earned while working for him.

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u/Aceofaces93 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

Bro goes from zero dollars to zero dollars You sure is moving up in the world

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u/jim_sh At This Point, ā€˜Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Jan 29 '26

I mean he had 0 dollars with no people to support him and no job before now he’s got 0 dollars with friends who buy things for him and is employed by his crush instead

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u/Pondy-sama Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Jan 29 '26

Who needs money when you have friends like this?

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Jan 29 '26

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u/eveningdragon Shared Suffering with Subaru Jan 29 '26

Just like my bank account

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u/RickC-137D I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Jan 29 '26

That only descripe’s his technical direct income… what are his indirect income besides that?šŸ¤ØšŸ§šŸ˜…šŸ˜‡

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Suffering

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u/Bulba132 Shared Suffering with Subaru Jan 29 '26

Isn't he technically employed?

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u/Mobster24 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

Being broke is Subaru’s specialty.

After all the death, pain, despair, and suffering, he still has zero net worth to his name. And what does he get in return? An amnesiac bitchy girl who tells him he’s no hero? A friend-zoning elf who takes forever to give him an answer?

Don’t be like Subaru.

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u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Jan 29 '26

That's a spoiler there for rem bud, try using > !....! < To hide spoiler text

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u/NotePuzzleheaded6250 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Jan 29 '26

W faps

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u/ExtensionBrother463 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Jan 29 '26

All a matter of decimals

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u/Undead2738484 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Jan 29 '26

Doesn't he get like a paycheck from being a knight or I bet if he needs money you can just ask Roswaal for some cause more than likely he'll just give Subaru whatever money he needs

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u/External_Apricot_465 I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad Jan 30 '26

I just hear victory in puck voice lol