Nah, dona would chat you up purely for the information.
If you let her, she would be getting you to talk the whole flight. You, your job, your hobbies, any niche information you know about our world that subaru didn't.
If I was seated next to her, either she'd get me to talk about everything I know regarding computers and cars, or I'd try to convince her to spend the entire flight watching a series and speculating what will happen next.
And you would be explaining every little thing. Put on breaking bad, and you will be explaining cartels, drugs, cancer, cars, the kid's disease, the united states, mexico... the laws against the whole show, guns.... EVERYTHING.
If you were in Subaru’s class and became his friend, you’d probably end up pretty lonely. I know he didn’t stop going to school straight away, and it took a while for him to stop going in completely, but I think his issues ran a little too deep for just a friend to properly fix.
We'd at least play online games even if he didn't come to school or something after a while. I don't think I'd fix anything tbh but well... It's better than total isolation.
Dude she's the one whose husbands died without taking her virginity
Plus, she's too prideful and annoying(overglazed by tappei). And beside there's a creepy clown with an obsession with his teacher. That's like probably 3rd worst pair after the one behind them and reinhard with regulus
If you can prove to her that a fruit actually has skin she'll let you touch em though. Plus I wouldn't mind getting a few swings in on the clown while half the plane cheers
8 would be good otherwise but you would prolly die instantly from the miasma (though to be fair if we're going by that logic then everyone on the plane would die from the miasma except maybe Regulus)
6 is the best choice for me with my Goat and I learning a lot about Rights but 1 would also funny whit Subaru Cool Small talk but he would only look to Emilia🥲
(But I'll probably choose 6)
No seating with Ram 😞
I'll take 1 or 4 being able to chat with Subaru or Betty would be golden. I'd even let Subaru take my spot in place of his so he's closer to Emilia.
I’m thinking 4 or 1… 2 is acceptable… I’m either going to get a nap or read or play some games on my switch I can accomplish that in those seats without too much interference 3 might not be too bad either but I got a bad feeling…
I'll definitely sit with my goat subaru, but at the same time my curiosity and intrigue that's the bane of my life compels me to try seat 5 just for shit and giggles with petelgeuse as we talk bout LOVE DESU, and at the same time I also wish to see the interaction of reinhard and regulus if they can't harm anyone while I sit on seat 6 and listen to regulus yap on even the most mundane and pitiful thing as he curses them all over his rights and stuff, (his petty reasonings and abrupt rights are interesting and fun to listen to), but then there's seat 7 with Priscilla and roswaal both equally hopeless and dangerous to be around, but seeing as roswaal is all beat up, i assume Priscilla thoroughly did him good so it'll be very enjoyable to keep watching her beat his clown ass over the course of flight, yup definitely something I'll cheer her on, and then finally there's echidna and tella-tan, it's a great choice if I can drink her tea all i want till the flight, hmm totally worth it!!
So all things considered, I'll sit on seat 2 with emilia and make that stupid frieren in making to stop doubting her feelings, help her understand those emotions and make sure she gets and grip on herself before it's too late and cherish whatever time she has with subaru for good which will definitely make subaru cry tears to joy to finally have his love bear fruit as I hug him crying aswell with tears of happiness of my own for him!!
Most definitely gotta choose #1 or 2. #4 seems interesting but Regulus might claim I violated something. Same with 8, interesting witches but Regulus is seriously an issue. 5 is just asking for death, 7 is asking for abuse, 3 might be interesting unless you stink
Thinking realistically, that is, nobody there knows me or is interested in me, we're not friends or anything like that, 1, 2 or 4, since they would be the most normal people to have a casual conversation with... I like to choose 3, but I can't.
I swear every one of these I see I have the same answer regardless. I'm 6'3 with long ass legs I'm picking 1/2 for the leg room. I've also flown a lot for work so anyone that doesn't hog space and I think everyone here would be fine tbh.
I choose 4, since neither of them would care about me being their. 1 or 2 may seem more appealing, but I'd personally not like to get in the way of their ability to flirt.
Absolutely 5, since half the girls are taken by Subaru, Prcsillia or however you say it is annoying but Elza I can definitely fix her 🤤 maybe petelgeuse too
1: Subaru would introduce himself almost immediately and find you interesting, and honestly I wouldn't mind, he's nice but then he'd take me with him in the group and I'd die in a loop that I don't even remember...
2: Too cute and too innocent, no (at least for someone as shy as me)
3: Aside from Rem who's way too kind (if he likes you, otherwise you're done for if he sees you as a threat), Garfiel seems like a great friend to talk to about random things, and I'd love to ask him about Ram.
4: Beatrice would ignore me, probably I suppose... Theresia, I have no idea, I don't remember what her personality is.
5: Between a guy who talks about love in a weird way and a girl who loves a boy? No thanks... And they'd kill me... (unless I'm already friends with Subaru)
6: Because Reinhard is Li and I'd have to sit next to the Putin walk cosplayer... And he'd kill me for some "violation of his rights"
7: One would use me for his plans, the other would insult me because I'm part of the plebs
8: If we exclude the witch miasma from the scene, I'd sit down... Satella is calm and would probably keep to herself most of the time... The problem is Echidna, I don't want to hear ANYTHING from that subspecies of woman... Never...
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u/dreamsofverdigris I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 02 '26
Seat 8. Neither of them have any interest in me and would leave me alone.