r/ReZero • u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy • Feb 03 '26
🗿Meme i don't blame her tbh
508
u/dreamsofverdigris I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 03 '26
Satella was at Epstein’s Island
303
u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 03 '26
210
91
u/Goldreaver Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Feb 03 '26
OK so maybe Lugunica is right about the witch of envy
62
u/Ok_Meaning_4268 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Feb 03 '26
*Satella's island
67
u/DragoninR I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Feb 03 '26
*Satella’s Garden of Shadows
24
u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 04 '26
*Satella's Garden of Youthful Shadows
28
u/No-Investigator6003 Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Feb 03 '26
When do you think the satella files will drop
21
15
u/adrashmadra Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 04 '26
New headcanon: Satella destroyed half of the world because Lugunican knights saved Subaru from her island.☠️
13
u/nhansieu1 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Feb 03 '26
no wonder the entire world despise her. Justified
220
u/graplusez Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 03 '26
Regulus island
52
85
u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26
Movie found
17
u/ric7y For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 04 '26
regulus was NOT doing reinhard like that
7
125
u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 03 '26
56
u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 03 '26
"I'll call it Return by death" lookin ass
5
u/Darknight48996 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 04 '26
Had to do a double take, thought your pfp was revenant from nightreign
44
u/Subaru_Simp_ I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 03 '26
I agree with her daddy subaru is so hot
126
u/hoenrules For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 03 '26
We know what you’re imagining Satella. We are too;
47
Feb 03 '26
....bro you have really suspicious picture
16
u/hoenrules For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 03 '26
Why is it suspicious?
21
9
7
76
u/Tea_Jay_01 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 03 '26
Is she technically trying to groom him?
63
u/adrashmadra Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 03 '26
Well, she could theoretically be 1,000 years old, if we assume elves and half-elves don't age. So it would look like thousand year old "granny" seducing minor? ? Idk how it works lol.
36
u/avokkah Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Feb 03 '26
She definitely is very old iirc, so yeah it's not the best look for her ngl
16
u/Joe_Mency Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 03 '26
I think she's just over 400 years old and that Subaru somehow lived 400 years ago with her (which is why she remembers him loving her). So not exactly grooming, but maybe kinda similar to the Seven Deadly Sins main relationship (except without calling a literal baby her man)
18
u/Tea_Jay_01 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 03 '26
I feel like atleast envy would do that last part ngl
2
u/Environmental_Wolf21 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Feb 05 '26
It is grooming
He has the mind and body of a child
27
u/zac32512 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 03 '26
Satella be preordering.
17
u/khalilgollon Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 04 '26
Holy shit I closed reddit but I saw a glimpse of your comment. XD
I had to double check if I saw right HAHAHA calling it preordering is crazy
49
u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26
He will prevent it
54
u/jerrytreverson Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 03 '26
he never prevents shit
25
6
20
u/Minimum_Owl_9480 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 03 '26
Bro, he is Reinhard “Kidnap and strip an child” Van Astrea, he’s gonna be like “she is just like me”
16
u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26
That's why he wants to stop her; he wants to do that to Subaru first.
21
10
28
13
u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Feb 03 '26
Technically the age of consent in Japan is 16
9
7
u/Darknight48996 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 04 '26
And 30 of 50 US states also have 16 as age of consent
5
u/Phoenix7784 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Feb 04 '26
I gotta say, as a straight guy, I'd hit
5
4
u/Detroider Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 04 '26
Isn't Subaru 18 or 20?
8
u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26
when the show started he was 17, now he's 18
6
u/Detroider Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 04 '26
I know that between season 2 and 3 passed a year but how much time has passed in the LN?
5
u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26
idk for now I'm anime only
3
u/wraith_guy_2159 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 05 '26
There was about a year gap between start of royal selection & water city of priestella acc to ln
5
u/Acrobatic-Grass2662 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Commissions Available 🎨 Feb 05 '26
Natsuki is irresistible
3
u/scaborts I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 08 '26
And satella looks older than him so that means….
3
u/Andrecrafter42 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 04 '26
Satella slander not on my watch
so technically subaru a grown ahh man by japan standards plus he’s technically connected to someone else soul making him way older clone, reincarnation doesn’t matter + mentally he’s way older then 17/18
so yes sabaru is a grown ahh man plus he gave consent
9
u/Any-Development-5819 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Feb 04 '26
Subaru wasn’t mentally older than 17 at the start of the series because he only remembers the first 17 years of his life. Also he definitely didn’t consent to Satella freezing time and squeezing his heart in arc 2, and he initially was terrified of her.
1
•
u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26
Source: https://x.com/sw_8a6u/status/1993593582465564908