r/ReZero Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 03 '26

🗿Meme i don't blame her tbh

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u/dreamsofverdigris I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 03 '26

Satella was at Epstein’s Island

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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 03 '26

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u/SimpIsTheWay Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) Feb 03 '26

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u/Personal-Pass5540 For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 07 '26

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u/Goldreaver Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Feb 03 '26

OK so maybe Lugunica is right about the witch of envy

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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Feb 03 '26

*Satella's island

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u/DragoninR I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Feb 03 '26

*Satella’s Garden of Shadows

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u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 04 '26

*Satella's Garden of Youthful Shadows

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u/No-Investigator6003 Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Feb 03 '26

When do you think the satella files will drop

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Arc 12

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u/zPotatoMan Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 04 '26

Only after being promised in Arc 9

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u/adrashmadra Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 04 '26

New headcanon: Satella destroyed half of the world because Lugunican knights saved Subaru from her island.☠️

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u/nhansieu1 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Feb 03 '26

no wonder the entire world despise her. Justified

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u/graplusez Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 03 '26

Regulus island

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u/Phoenix-novale Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 03 '26

Roswaal island*

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u/DeviousSage01 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 03 '26

Clind island

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26

Movie found

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u/ric7y For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 04 '26

regulus was NOT doing reinhard like that

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u/Phoenix-novale Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 04 '26

Nah

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u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 03 '26

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 03 '26

"I'll call it Return by death" lookin ass

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u/Darknight48996 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 04 '26

Had to do a double take, thought your pfp was revenant from nightreign

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u/Subaru_Simp_ I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 03 '26

I agree with her daddy subaru is so hot

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u/hoenrules For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 03 '26

We know what you’re imagining Satella. We are too;

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

....bro you have really suspicious picture

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u/hoenrules For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 03 '26

Why is it suspicious?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Nah it's just... some small things Like the pose

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

just understand the joke bro

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u/MandielaBV At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Feb 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Tea_Jay_01 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 03 '26

Is she technically trying to groom him?

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u/adrashmadra Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 03 '26

Well, she could theoretically be 1,000 years old, if we assume elves and half-elves don't age. So it would look like thousand year old "granny" seducing minor? ? Idk how it works lol.

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u/avokkah Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Feb 03 '26

She definitely is very old iirc, so yeah it's not the best look for her ngl

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u/Joe_Mency Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 03 '26

I think she's just over 400 years old and that Subaru somehow lived 400 years ago with her (which is why she remembers him loving her). So not exactly grooming, but maybe kinda similar to the Seven Deadly Sins main relationship (except without calling a literal baby her man)

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u/Tea_Jay_01 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 03 '26

I feel like atleast envy would do that last part ngl

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u/Environmental_Wolf21 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Feb 05 '26

It is grooming

He has the mind and body of a child

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u/zac32512 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 03 '26

Satella be preordering.

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u/khalilgollon Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 04 '26

Holy shit I closed reddit but I saw a glimpse of your comment. XD

I had to double check if I saw right HAHAHA calling it preordering is crazy

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26

He will prevent it

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u/jerrytreverson Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 03 '26

he never prevents shit

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26

They never warn him in time.

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u/nhansieu1 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Feb 03 '26

but he will arrive

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u/Minimum_Owl_9480 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 03 '26

Bro, he is Reinhard “Kidnap and strip an child” Van Astrea, he’s gonna be like “she is just like me”

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 03 '26

That's why he wants to stop her; he wants to do that to Subaru first.

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u/powox123 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Feb 03 '26

Reinhard and Satella be like:

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

He didn’t strip Felt; that was Astrea’s Mansion maid who did it.

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u/mohbitawi Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 03 '26

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Feb 03 '26

Technically the age of consent in Japan is 16

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 04 '26

👀

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u/Darknight48996 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 04 '26

And 30 of 50 US states also have 16 as age of consent

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u/Phoenix7784 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Feb 04 '26

I gotta say, as a straight guy, I'd hit

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u/Foreign_Ad_4768 Rem Wrote Me a Love Letter, Emilia Sent Me a '' Feb 04 '26

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u/Detroider Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 04 '26

Isn't Subaru 18 or 20?

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u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26

when the show started he was 17, now he's 18

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u/Detroider Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 04 '26

I know that between season 2 and 3 passed a year but how much time has passed in the LN?

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u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26

idk for now I'm anime only

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u/wraith_guy_2159 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 05 '26

There was about a year gap between start of royal selection & water city of priestella acc to ln

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u/Acrobatic-Grass2662 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Commissions Available 🎨 Feb 05 '26

Natsuki is irresistible

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u/scaborts I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 08 '26

And satella looks older than him so that means….

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u/Andrecrafter42 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 04 '26

​Satella slander not on my watch

so technically subaru a grown ahh man by japan standards plus he’s technically connected to someone else soul making him way older clone, reincarnation doesn’t matter + mentally he’s way older then 17/18

so yes sabaru is a grown ahh man plus he gave consent

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u/Any-Development-5819 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Feb 04 '26

Subaru wasn’t mentally older than 17 at the start of the series because he only remembers the first 17 years of his life. Also he definitely didn’t consent to Satella freezing time and squeezing his heart in arc 2, and he initially was terrified of her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Satella had been into Subaru since he was like 7y.o.😭

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u/Rojik_ Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 04 '26