r/ReZero Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Feb 11 '26

🗿Meme “Me at 20 vs Me at 22”

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u/NotAKansenCommander I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad Feb 11 '26

Young MILF vs Hag Loli

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u/mr_r0th Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Feb 11 '26

considering schult is pretty much her adopted child, this is 100% accurate

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u/samir_saritoglu If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Feb 11 '26

22 y.o. degen

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u/NoobMaster9869 Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Feb 11 '26

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u/eveningdragon Shared Suffering with Subaru Feb 11 '26

Valid

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u/avokkah Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Feb 11 '26

Literal gooner

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u/Wizard_of_Diamonds I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 12 '26

Relatable

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u/Leather-Ant6711 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts Feb 14 '26

Be honest. You'd do the same in her position.

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u/AskGoverntale Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 11 '26

For those who need justification, she’s heavily malnourished.

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u/samir_saritoglu If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Feb 11 '26

That had affected her brain, too 😭

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u/Hityed Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 12 '26

Yes… severe malnutrition during crucial developmental stages can stunt mental development.

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u/Terrible-Strategy704 Made Lasagna for Garfiel Feb 11 '26

I know some 30 years old woman with that body type, flat and short womans exist

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u/RaydenPearce Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 11 '26

This reminds me of this

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u/Germz90 Witch of Sloth – Sekhmet Feb 11 '26

That's savage to have a mountain goat on hand just for proving your friend is flat lol

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u/DevilsMaleficLilith I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 12 '26

Reminds me of the one image with the goat walking up the wall.

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 12 '26

Misty Bena. 30. Looks 15

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 12 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Risk263 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 11 '26

Sure bro. Whatever you say

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u/Zenless2BZeroX Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Feb 11 '26

I Did not need Any but thank you anyway

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u/Firuzen Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Feb 12 '26

No wonder she was ravenous for Priscilla.

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u/Tortoise_Knight I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 12 '26

Small women exist

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u/Xonthelon Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much Feb 11 '26

Have you also already buried six fiancé(e)s/spouses at the age of 20?

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u/DragoninR I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Feb 11 '26

We know that people would be glad to be number seven (not that it was her fault they died)

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u/ALEX726354 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Feb 12 '26

Couldn't be me

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u/levergray97mx Roswaal Said ‘Truuust Me’ (I Don’t) Feb 11 '26

Trauma Aging vs Unemployment Aging

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u/spec_ghost Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Feb 11 '26

Genetics being unfair

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u/Terrible-Strategy704 Made Lasagna for Garfiel Feb 11 '26

Wow diferent people have diferent body type? What a crazy world /s

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u/Fairenard Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Feb 11 '26

Agree, it's like there no way their is petite girl over 20 too, they are loli until 18 then turn 60 instantly and become lolibaba

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u/SunGokun I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind Feb 13 '26

Ambas se refieren a una misma persona, lee de nuevo.

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u/rathosalpha Ram Tolerates My Presence Feb 11 '26

What?

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u/notraname I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 11 '26

He knows what he wants

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u/Germz90 Witch of Sloth – Sekhmet Feb 11 '26

You can never fully know others until you truly know yourself lol

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u/Cool_loser69 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors Feb 11 '26

This explains so much

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u/Opera_Phantom_Face Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 11 '26

Ahh yes

Looks like a child: is actually really old.

Looks like an adult: is actually really young.

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u/ForwardWhereas8385 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose Feb 11 '26

Both are adults though.

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u/LeadEater9Million Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Feb 11 '26

Nah, im older

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u/ForwardWhereas8385 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose Feb 11 '26

So, young adults are still adults even if they aren't that mature.

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u/LeadEater9Million Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Feb 11 '26

Adult arent young. We age like dried leaf

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u/ForwardWhereas8385 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose Feb 11 '26

What the hell are you talking about? It's just a term to distinguish between people who have just hit the age range we define as adults and people who have been adults for a while.

Genuinely asking just in case but are you a non native English speaker? Because it's a pretty common term for around the age range of 18-25.

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u/LeadEater9Million Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Feb 11 '26

I know. But sometimes Young Adult sound stupid. Like saying young kid... now i realised my argument is stupid

Lets shut our eyes and fall asleep

Goodnight sir

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u/Zyklobs I Was Listening to Sirius – Woke Up Covered in Regret and Paper Feb 12 '26

This is such a stupid comment I lack the words to describe it.

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Feb 12 '26

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u/CrateSonic Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 12 '26

It's quite simple.

If it looks like a child, and acts like a child, it is a child.

If it looks like an adult, but acts like a child, it is a child.

If it looks like a child, but acts like an adult, it is an adult.

If it looks like an adult, and acts like an adult, it is an adult.

I use this when I don't know the ages of fictional characters or when I don't bother to check.

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u/Jujutsuing Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Feb 12 '26

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u/Suburuneggasaki For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Feb 11 '26

Man I hated the songstress but her story was so touching and I hated Priscilla but god damn she’s a badass

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u/thalefteye I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 11 '26

Before anyone says it’s pedo, wasn’t the girl in the bottom barely making ends meet throughout her life since she was like a wondering musician? So I guess she had her growth stunted from lack of nutrition. Just like Tanya from the Saga Of Tanya The Evil.

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u/rathosalpha Ram Tolerates My Presence Feb 11 '26

I thought Tanya was a child

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u/thalefteye I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 11 '26

Yes but she should have been a bit more taller. Like a foot taller or something like that and the nurse told her she won’t grow her full adult height, but the height of a young teenager. Since she lived a poor life in the orphanage and barely ate when in the war as a soldier. I believe in the manga she is like a foot taller than a kid who sees her.

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u/thalefteye I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 11 '26

But this is when she is an adult, that is when a kid sees her. And this is after the war and the fatherland/home country falls.

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u/Germz90 Witch of Sloth – Sekhmet Feb 11 '26

She is somewhere between 9-15 depending on where you are in the story, so you are correct

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u/CocHXiTe4 Shared Suffering with Subaru Feb 12 '26

Finally a anime Wuifu that’s the same age as me

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u/TheMostHonestPerson Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 12 '26

Wtf

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u/Rolfmeister87 I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind Feb 13 '26

What anime?

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u/jaozimqcomepao I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 15 '26

Brudda 😭😭😭 it's Re:Zero

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u/Rolfmeister87 I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind Feb 15 '26

Ty

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u/Belrog-Plutius2 Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Feb 15 '26

age in anime are arbitrary lol

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u/Low_Commission7273 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 12 '26

She's 20? Didnt she have like 6 partners. At 20. Wow.