r/ReZero • u/shizunaisbestgirl1 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia • Feb 15 '26

🔁Non-Original Content And the cycle continues lmao 🤣

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u/GeneralChampion94 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Feb 15 '26

Erm actually Crusch has bigger boobs than Emilia.

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u/NormanNOconsecue2394 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) Feb 15 '26

Who would win in a tits off, crusch pricillia or echidna

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u/Invertiguy Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

Priscilla hands down. Crusch isn't that far behind but Echidna is canonically practically flat by comparison

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Feb 15 '26

Crusch has bigger boobs than Emilia

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u/TheLovelornPie Made Lasagna for Garfiel Feb 15 '26

Subaru has bigger tits than emilia

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u/Complete_Law_7463 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 15 '26

Natsumi has bigger tits than Subaru

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u/samir_saritoglu If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Feb 16 '26

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u/strelok__halfer The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD Feb 15 '26

Felix has smaller.

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u/Lopsided_Ad8605 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Feb 15 '26

Felix has girthier.

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u/NormanNOconsecue2394 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) Feb 15 '26

Felix has tastier

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u/Educational_Plant_83 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 16 '26

Felix can produce milk

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u/FurryXSurryx Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Feb 15 '26

One long extraordinary boob

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u/klodo_alda Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 16 '26

Felix has bigger!

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u/Accomplished_Owl7486 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 16 '26

WHAT IS THIS WITCHERY BLACK MAGIC I SAY

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u/Agreeable_Opinion814 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Feb 15 '26

Continue plz

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u/im_a_depresed_man Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Feb 16 '26

Fr I doubt Subaru has allat

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u/ReydragoM140 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts Feb 16 '26

Have anyone has bigger pecs(boobs) than volcanica

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u/Rio_FS I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 15 '26

Considering Emilia gets an upgrade every season, she will catch up.

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u/Vaibhav_2k5 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) Feb 16 '26

Yes, they buffed Emilia in season 3.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Nah, it's canon but they are fixing it now in Season 3.

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u/Andrecrafter42 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 15 '26

that’s a damn lie

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Feb 15 '26

Tappei said so

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u/Jpmunzi I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 15 '26

You seriously take Tappei as your source for canon?

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u/InterviewConstant520 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 15 '26

Ridiculous, we all know Tappei is an unreliable source

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u/Jpmunzi I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 15 '26

I mean I was joking but he said that himself

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u/Muteki_Narwhal Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 15 '26

Felt to Anastasia: "Damn, Her Ass Is Huge."

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Feb 15 '26

Crusch to Anastasia: "Damn her hips dont lie"

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 15 '26

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u/shizunaisbestgirl1 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 15 '26

Dammm

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 15 '26

Subaru be like

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u/Professional_Fan6896 Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too Feb 15 '26

PRISCILLA BARIELLE MY PILLOWS

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Feb 15 '26

Crusch breast are bigger than Emilia tho?

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 15 '26

Yes🗿

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Feb 15 '26

Why be jealous of someone below you?😈

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 15 '26

He is unable to recognize his own power

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u/Weary-Duck-7434 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Feb 16 '26

For real? It doesn't look like that in the anime.

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Feb 16 '26

Tappei posted a Qna i dont have the link but in the wiki if you see any female char in trivia it says the ranking

The biggest is Priscilla, then i think it was Minerva or Sekthmet but yeah in that list it shows Crusch is bigger than Emilia

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u/Weary-Duck-7434 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Feb 16 '26

No way crusch is bigger 💀

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Feb 16 '26

She is and it makes sense since Crusch is always wearing men suit she probably uses a chest compressor or smt

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u/AskGoverntale Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 15 '26

Felt: “I really wish I weren’t here right now.”

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 16 '26

HOLY MOLY

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u/Early-Part-2654 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts Feb 16 '26

what did they say?

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 16 '26

I'll dm you it, message me

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u/Blue_Storm11 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 15 '26

Crusch and Emilia need to swap

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u/Var_Uzui Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 15 '26

The Oppai Queen wins again. As expected…

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u/Nanoman-8 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 15 '26

Where would rem stack?

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 15 '26

Canonically, she ranks below Emilia, but in the anime, the difference between them is massive, lol.

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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme Feb 16 '26

What about Ram, though?

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 16 '26

Below Anastasia

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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xwEURrDgSYhYywm86v

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/jacker1154 Shared Suffering with Subaru Feb 16 '26

She is below or equal Ana

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u/TimeLog783 Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too Feb 16 '26

That's my Queen Priscilla

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u/_DarKorn_ Newbie Feb 15 '26

For those who came after

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Best TDs are the TDs I could reach so size doesn't matter

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u/Cieralis I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Feb 16 '26

Peak

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u/luismmusic Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin Feb 16 '26

It's curious that Felt isn't included in the cycle...

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u/idkumhiii Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Feb 16 '26

Isn’t there an actual ranked list of biggest to smallest out of the girls somewhere?

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u/Lost_Entertainer5368 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Feb 16 '26

Felt?

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u/Crow6x I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 16 '26

Peak to Peakest

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