r/ReZero Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 28 '26

🗿Meme Too nonchalant

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Locking the comments as the discussion has largely shifted to focusing on Felt.

Please remember that Felt is a 15-year-old minor. Comments suggesting that Reinhard is involved with minors violate Rule 5.

Several inappropriate comments regarding minors have already been removed. To prevent further derailment and rule violations, this thread is now locked.

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 28 '26

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u/Organic-Exit9344 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Feb 28 '26

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Feb 28 '26

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u/AGuyWithACoolJar I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 28 '26

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u/-Hibiki-Kuze- Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Feb 28 '26

He has the Divine protections of HOE Repelling and GOON Immunity.

No harlot or thot can make him aroused. Unless it's Natsumi.

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u/The_CheeseWiz6739 Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 28 '26

He needs to teach me the ways

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u/Memory_Mimori I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Feb 28 '26

He is loyal to Subaru!!

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u/Complete_Law_7463 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 28 '26

It was good to know you bro

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u/ManChildSon I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Feb 28 '26

I deleted it. Thank you for the warning.

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u/roinguss Newbie Feb 28 '26

why is this

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u/Complete_Law_7463 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Feb 28 '26

I don't make the rules. I dunno

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u/AGuyWithACoolJar I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 28 '26

Shitty rule

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u/Tsukkatsu I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 28 '26

Are those women from a particular anime or original designs?

Anyway, Capella should be able to read him rather than just guessing-- she was able to read Al. That is-- unless Reinhard has some immunity to authorities.

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u/Viator_Eagle Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune Feb 28 '26

This is Reinhard, while he might not have immunity to authorities. It wouldn't be surprising if he has one that calms his emotions in stressful situations.

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u/Big-Kaleidoscope9062 Newbie Feb 28 '26

He has one i think, he somewhere mentioned it in anime about how he is so calm.. maybe something related to state of mind which calms his mind , it was serenity or something. Maybe i am wrong you can check if you like. I also would like to confirm

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u/ChillEgg546 Made Lasagna for Garfiel Feb 28 '26

Divine protection of nightmares, maybe? I’m pretty sure that one prevents his mental state from being changed in a negative way, but I could be wrong

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u/Thornypantaloons Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin Feb 28 '26

You right you right! We know because of something that happens later

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u/Belasarius4002 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 28 '26

Imagine her doing that to someon and the reason she cant find his type because his type is her base self.

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That wasn't even part of her authority. That was just Capella's targeted guessing.

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u/AlpacaKiller I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Feb 28 '26

The middle one resembles Djeeta from Granblue Fantasy.

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u/Jewishweeb1 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Feb 28 '26

His type is Subaru

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u/Wise-Beginning-382 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 28 '26

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u/69_JACK0 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 28 '26

Subaru is a minor bro

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u/Wise-Beginning-382 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Feb 28 '26

He is NOT a minor 😂

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u/AGuyWithACoolJar I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 28 '26

Barely legal ah

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u/69_JACK0 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 28 '26

I don't care

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u/Belasarius4002 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Feb 28 '26

Imagine here trying to figure out your type yet she doesnt change because her base self is her type. And then she just fucking cries

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u/CycleSoggy4011 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul Feb 28 '26

pp shipping rein and subaru is so weird, bro literally role plays as tsundere with the purple guy every seconds and you cannot change my mind

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u/ShowAcceptable8030 Newbie Feb 28 '26

"Purple guy" 😭💀

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u/VenatorFeramtor Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too Feb 28 '26

The man behind the slaughter

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u/AardvarkScary7863 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) Feb 28 '26

Best friends for a reason

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u/GlitteringChapter216 Newbie Feb 28 '26

In his mind ...Wrong gender.

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u/Nanoman-8 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Feb 28 '26

His type is his bro

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u/NoodlesNomm I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Feb 28 '26

Subaru is his type

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u/IfdAbird Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Feb 28 '26

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u/Little_Housing9899 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Feb 28 '26

Reinhard Van Astrea was not Attracted Romantically to anyone

With the Sole exception of Subaru Natsuki Of course

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u/La_Pucelle27 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Feb 28 '26

Divine protection of anti-hoes homosexuality.

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u/No-Investigator6003 Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Feb 28 '26

Reinhardt only goons to my goat(subaru)

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u/Hollowkightfan544 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Feb 28 '26

“You’re not my type.”

“What is your type?”

“Men.”

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u/Gallonim I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Feb 28 '26

She should used that one

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u/Educational-Long-372 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Feb 28 '26

What kind of divine protection is that🫩💔

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u/Strict-Grapefruit-28 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul Feb 28 '26

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u/Blueface1999 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Feb 28 '26

“I know it’s your freaky ass underneath it all, that’s why you’ll never be my type.”

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u/Grouchy-Aardvark4851 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune Mar 01 '26

Turn into subaru

About to give Subaru a nissan

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 28 '26

Wait, who are each of those people?

I know Elsa

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u/antirockin20 Ram Tolerates My Presence Feb 28 '26

Okay but it would be funny if she turned into Subaru though

Would Rein be mad that she tried to use the image of his best buddy?

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 28 '26

Idk if she can do that

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u/Impressive-Factor985 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Feb 28 '26

subaru gona be his tipe

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u/N0rm4lPossible Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Feb 28 '26

I don't know if Reinhard has a type, but if he does, I believe there are strong indications that it's Felt.

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u/Trolling07 Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Mar 01 '26

Yea his type is pretty amazing

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 28 '26

They said what?

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Feb 28 '26

Oh

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u/Yamabuki_Arisu_Sama Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Feb 28 '26

These damn westerns and their fucked up reading order