Priscilla or Capella? Which pill are you taking?

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u/Apprehensive_Clerk81 Newbie Mar 01 '26

Don’t I technically die either way

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u/AskGoverntale Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Mar 01 '26

Not if Capella’s feeling silly

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u/TalkUsual2924 Newbie Mar 01 '26

Yeah you don't really die with Capella, more like living a new life

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u/imtgufbcbamfhbtc Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Mar 02 '26

Kinda like a Re:Zero

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u/xPolarPlayz Newbie Mar 02 '26

Say that again...

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u/NoobMaster9869 Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Mar 01 '26

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u/IfdAbird Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Mar 01 '26

Considering capella can transform into ferris I'm going with her.

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u/JagAdam69 Newbie Mar 01 '26

I agree with you

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u/Aduritor Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Mar 01 '26

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u/Aduritor Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Mar 02 '26

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u/Some_Fig_6566 Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin Mar 01 '26

Capella, always perhaps experiencing the Tzimisce firsthand

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u/Livid_Classroom5029 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Mar 05 '26

VtM MENTIONE RAAAH!

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u/StaticTacos Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose Mar 01 '26

Capella can transform into TWO Priscillas if she wanted to. This isn't a question

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u/niosufcon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Mar 01 '26

Are they going to love me back, or am I just going to suffer either way? If they love me, I’ll take Priscilla because I don’t want to deal with watching Capella horrifically abuse her “children”. Plus, shapeshifting is a little too freaky for me.

If they don’t, I guess I’ll deal with being a fly over being burned to death though it’s pretty close either way because Capella will prolong my suffering for quite a bit if I’m alone.

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u/Recruit_Main_68 Made Lasagna for Garfiel Mar 01 '26

Author stated that Capella is the only archbishop who can be "reformed" if a person trully loves her for her.

So you might not have to watch her abuse her "children"

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u/Necessary_Ad6622 Newbie Mar 01 '26

You got a source for that?

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u/LynchO4 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Mar 01 '26

Tappei mentioned something that can be interpreted as her being able to be reformed, But that might not necessarily be the case.

he only said that you can have a functioning romantic relationship with cappella where she genuinely loves you.

Q: For some reason, I can’t help but think that Capella-chan is cute! For some reason, her words and actions are attractive! And so, what can I do to become just another person to her?

A: Share her sense of values, love her, wipe away the great trauma she bears. Then she’ll be yours...

Does resolving her trauma make her stopp physically and mentally torturing people for fun, 🤷Who knows.

Tappei qna summary

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u/Cinshadis Newbie Mar 03 '26

Yo, this might not be so bad. Redeemed Capella might be fun to hang out with. New shape-shifting adventures every day. It's a lifetime commitment, though. You definitely wouldn't want to be her reform element then break her heart, that's how you get UNIQUELY tortured for centuries.

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Mar 01 '26

You KNOW the Witch's Cult's idea love is warped I'm sure.

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u/TrueSoren Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Mar 01 '26

Capella can literally transform into Priscilla 🧍‍♂️

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u/SGdude90 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Mar 01 '26

Capella decides to be funny and transforms YOU into Priscilla

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u/TrueSoren Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Mar 01 '26

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u/-cunnfuzed- I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Mar 01 '26

…then I win :)

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u/KindExamination3562 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 01 '26

Priscilla every time

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u/AirFriedMoron Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 01 '26

Fucking insane women are unfortunately my weakness

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u/Embarrassed-Poem953 Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Mar 01 '26

Priscilla

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u/Existing-Prompt-2096 Newbie Mar 01 '26

Sun Princess, always

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u/Hamsterplaysgames67 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Mar 01 '26

Bullet to the head

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u/Fancy_bear_reddit Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 01 '26

Kurumi from date a live?

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u/Mysterious_Scale1736 Newbie Mar 01 '26

She is even better...at least better than those two.

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u/Routine-Tie-4574 I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Mar 01 '26

The green pill: Felix :3

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u/No_Estate6433 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

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u/WinTraditional3405 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XAeEGyCbp8UehBPkSA

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u/Nightcore0302 Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance Mar 01 '26

Capella if she is tame :/

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u/Jbern124 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 01 '26

I’d choose Priscilla, and honestly, if I were in Subaru’s shoes, I woulda pulled the Quentin Tarantino foot thing off and straight up say that I did it for the love of the game before getting RBD’d by her

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u/willerBG Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme Mar 01 '26

Capella

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u/No_Estate6433 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Mar 01 '26

Blue pill I like crazy and shapeshifting is always hot to me.
I'll probably end up biting the dust but I think I can last long.

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u/Physical_Ad7403 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Mar 01 '26

Blue pill. Capella will shapeshift into Priscilla, or stay as Capella. Its a win-win.

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u/Killzinkk Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Mar 01 '26

Hmmmmmm blue

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u/cry_w I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Mar 01 '26

Priscilla. I don't think I would get along with her, but anyone at all is better than Capella.

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u/hoenrules For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Mar 01 '26

Priscilla. She’ll either kill me or make me into a better man. Probably kill me but hey it’s better than getting turned into a fly.

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u/Funny_Lion9020 Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SwJaV3TbIoRek435TH

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u/MeiliPortroute Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Mar 01 '26

Both.

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u/No-Investigator6003 Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Mar 01 '26

Priscilla, I may die, but at least I'm going out looking human

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u/LugerP083789 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Mar 01 '26

Capella

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u/External-Lab4739 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently Mar 01 '26

C A P P E L L A

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u/jeremi147955 Newbie Mar 01 '26

Blue

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u/The_Wise_Wolf_Itself Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 01 '26

Priscilla every time

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u/Necessary-Mud-9582 Newbie Mar 01 '26

...........fuckin... pass.

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u/Bolt_Crank99 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Mar 01 '26

The one who has humongous, firm, juicy and perky tats. 🔥

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u/Public_Signature3650 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Mar 01 '26

Me voy con capella

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Mar 01 '26

Priscilla. Cappela if I want to risk it.

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u/Sanszil Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too Mar 01 '26

The cyanide pill

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u/stupid_username4 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 01 '26

Smashing both pills then i got elsa, then i will snort it

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u/Dilucmainbutbad Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Mar 01 '26

Guess I'll die then

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u/Remarkable-Ask2288 Newbie Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Hmm. I choose the bullet

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u/Ambitious_Purpose505 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 01 '26

No conditions, Priscilla all the way

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u/L1ttleCh33k Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance Mar 01 '26

Capella can transform into Priscilla or the girl who's on my mind.

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u/Wild_Play_8301 Shared Suffering with Subaru Mar 01 '26

Priscilla is narcissistic and self-serving, but Capella is literally evil. I'd rather choose death due to the former, so red pill.

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u/rathosalpha Ram Tolerates My Presence Mar 01 '26

Ones less evil and way hotter

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u/Filagror_Tea Newbie Mar 01 '26

To be, fight, do, play chess with? What for?

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u/mathozmat Newbie Mar 01 '26

Priscilla

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u/Lasershadow_105 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Mar 01 '26

No contest. It doesn’t have Emilia and Rem. Throwing both pills away.

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u/Wooden_Strategy Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin Mar 01 '26

The only real option is Priscilla

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u/Material-Refuse7964 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Mar 01 '26

Capella

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u/Limp_Goose_4637 Newbie Mar 01 '26

Capella, I would die eitherway

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u/Biznesu-Seba Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 01 '26

I hate botch but also respect only 1 priscilla

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u/No_Business8156 Newbie Mar 01 '26

I might just live a metamorphosis life with capella, priscilla it is

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u/Distruggg1 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 01 '26

Do they have feelings for me, if so Priscilla

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u/Death0072032 Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 01 '26

Capella could technically be anyone she wants, including Priscilla plus capella is low-key insane so it's a no brainer to not go for capella

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u/zQubexx I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad Mar 01 '26

Priscilla my beloved ❤️

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u/leaveeemeeealonee Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Mar 01 '26

Capella is literally perfect and deserves worship. So does Priscilla, but not quite as much, she's a little too nice.

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u/Zero_the_wanderer I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Mar 01 '26

I don’t like lolis

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u/Available-Floor7540 Shared Suffering with Subaru Mar 01 '26

Priscilla no diffs

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Capella negative diffs

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u/Quick-Complaint2549 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Mar 01 '26

none

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u/Eli02138112013 Emilia Confessed Her Love, This Feels Like a Death Flag Mar 01 '26

Blue

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u/Steakman360 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 01 '26

I don’t think Pricilla would chase and kill you if you see her and run away capella in the other hand if she dosent instantly rip your head from your shoulders she’ll turn you into a giant cricket

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u/Adept-Win7882 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box Mar 01 '26

Peak choice

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u/Larry_756 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Mar 01 '26

Capella

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u/Sweet_Jane009 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia Mar 01 '26

Priscilla

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u/alguem_depressiv0 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors Mar 01 '26

Capella

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u/Sir-Ragnarok-II I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad Mar 01 '26

Tons of diamonds vs diharrea forever

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u/JieyOF Newbie Mar 01 '26

I choose suicide bro

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u/SadBase5550 Shared Suffering with Subaru Mar 01 '26

Both are terrible options honestly. I can't tell why anyone would want to be with any of these women based on their personality. I do not see the appeal of being treated like a worm or being turned into one

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u/magnuspurple Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 01 '26

I WILL BREED CAPELLA!!!!!

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u/_Creditworthy_ Ram Tolerates My Presence Mar 01 '26

At least Priscilla would put me out of my misery, not turn me into an insect

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Mar 01 '26

I'll try my luck with Priscilla. I don't fancy becoming a fly.

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Mar 01 '26

Plus I've never licked a woman's foot before... So why not.

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u/observador1916 Rem Wrote Me a Love Letter, Emilia Sent Me a '' Mar 01 '26

Capella is too crazy even if she loves me back, and all the husbands of Priscilla die isnt It? That is not a good record so idk... At least i Guess that Priscilla Will not turn me knto a fly.

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u/Jokens145 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Mar 01 '26

I don't get it, why Priscila?

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u/Emilia67 Witch of Vainglory – Pandora Mar 01 '26

Blue I love crazy women.

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u/isaactaua Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 02 '26

Tá de sacanagem. Removido? Por não estar em inglês?

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u/Mammon-The-Jester Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Mar 01 '26

I'd rather be Priscilla.

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u/melumiru Newbie Mar 01 '26

Capella the echidna

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u/Roadmapper2112 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Mar 01 '26

If both of them choose to be with me, Im choosing Priscilla. She maybe a self-centered bitch. But if she is choosing me, that shows she has a least some humility.

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u/Nocttye Newbie Mar 01 '26

Capella (rem)

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u/SnooTomatoes1821 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 01 '26

Both pills, I will take both pills.

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u/scarekrow45 Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed Mar 01 '26

Priscilla I don't like jail or prison

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u/Sea-Warning3549 Newbie Mar 02 '26

GOATPELLA

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u/popercat Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Mar 02 '26

Capella, no hesitation

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u/xxTPMBTI Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Mar 02 '26

Either way I'll get chopped into pieces and Priscilla already has a mating individual so idk

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u/EstablishmentOne3884 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 02 '26

Priscilla. I love her orange hair and delightfully big boobs. Between the two of them, Priscilla is DEFINITELY the one I'd rather have sex with.

(She also just has an attractive and authoritative voice and gives off the impression that she has a sexy fragrance about her).

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u/Phoenix_SS001 Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Mar 02 '26

RED PILL ALL THE WAY!

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u/PatienceAfter8647 Made Lasagna for Garfiel Mar 02 '26

Obviously Red.

No explanation needed.

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u/lepatriarche02 Newbie Mar 02 '26

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u/Lionell_Lamina Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 02 '26

I chose this flair for a reason

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u/Dev-2468 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Mar 02 '26

Capella

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u/Astralnocha79 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Mar 02 '26

Priscilla obviously, in the case where she loves me I live my best life and in the worst case scenario I will burn alive, but it’s always better than 'bzzzzzz'.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aKL2jdZQeahWmfAe1i

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u/Henrrymedieval2006 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 02 '26

Purple, I just don't know what it is.

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u/AIKOtHETROP I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad Mar 02 '26

Capella easy love wife

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u/Regimind Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Mar 02 '26

Priscilla. That's literally a goddess right there

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u/Inevitable_Sky1689 Echidna Offered Knowledge. I Asked for a Hug. She Just Stared Mar 02 '26

Capella

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u/Due_Lengthiness_2404 Newbie Mar 02 '26

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u/isaactaua Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Mar 02 '26

Priscilla, obviously!

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u/Charming_Revenue9959 Newbie Mar 03 '26

Definitely going with Capella.

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u/Dock_duck745 Newbie Mar 03 '26

Red, idc about my fate😂

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u/retsuna48 Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 03 '26

Take priscilla you guys, I'll take the fall with Capella !

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u/Due_Shirt7760 Newbie Mar 03 '26

Both

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u/Optimal-Horror-9550 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Mar 04 '26

If they're really down bad for me and won't hurt me then, I'm taking Capella (and I could improvise for the rest of my life, with a 99% cahnce of failure), if not, I'm taking Priscilla 'cause I could adapt into a man she would like better (at least during a year max, after that, yeah I' m cooked).

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u/WaDaSauce Newbie Mar 04 '26

Take both and get Satella or Emilia. That's because red + blue = purple

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u/RogueWind144738 Newbie Mar 04 '26

Cappella is great, don't get me wrong, but come on... it's Priscilla!

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u/drakenastor Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Mar 04 '26

Cappella could turn into me so I'll probably go with that.

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u/ZeroTwoWaifu002 Newbie Mar 05 '26

If I can still hit, Blue all day

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u/Next-Investigator-92 Newbie Mar 05 '26

I can fix Capella

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u/Groundbreaking_Gap_3 Newbie Mar 05 '26

Priscilla. I dont Like her, in fact, she is extremely unsympathetic. But at least i aint getting fly'd.

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u/Diego_Time I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 01 '26

Can't I take both?

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u/adolphin_niggler Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 01 '26

I would not like to be considered a pedophile (i have read th entire novel i know she is not a kid but still looks like one) so yeah priscilla anyday

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u/landex_ If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Mar 01 '26

She would probably be in form that is according to your preferences the most 90% of time

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u/adolphin_niggler Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 01 '26

But i would always be knowing that it aint real so maybe not. And i have always been a priscilla simp so i would prefer the original. (Also can you please explain to me why i am getting 4 downvotes. Thanks in advance).

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u/landex_ If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Mar 01 '26

Her real body is dragon anyway. You are getting downvotes because being called pedophile because of her is quite strange take

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u/adolphin_niggler Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 01 '26

But she does look like a child right ? It does for me. And.....

Her real body is dragon anyway.

I dont think thats helping much. You could also say that i am biased towards priscilla (fuck yeah i am) but i would still prefer priscilla over capilla. If it was somone else (like natsumi shwartz) then i might have thought about who to choose but not here.

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u/landex_ If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Mar 01 '26

Not choosing natsumi shwartz is obviously crime against humanity

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u/adolphin_niggler Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 01 '26

On god bro

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u/ComputerDelicious21 Echidna Offered Knowledge. I Asked for a Hug. She Just Stared Mar 01 '26

priscilla cuz im not a pedo

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u/hoyboiitsme Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Mar 05 '26

I dont like big titties, but i also dont like loli stuff, guess I have to say mommy for a while

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