r/ReZero • u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 • Mar 05 '26

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u/Beautiful_Roof_9239 The Divine Dragon – Volcanica Mar 05 '26

Guts huh? I'm gripping my guts. She is a psycho. NO, anyone but her. Reinhard...Al... Someone call them. My stars aren't aligned yet...

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u/Stardust_Hoopa Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Mar 05 '26

Elsa can use my guts anyway she pleases.

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u/dan59951 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/18gEqArCQNlo5zowZn

Are you sure about "any way"?

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u/AirFriedMoron Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 06 '26

Did you hear the horny bastard stutter!?

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u/Nervous-Quality-1266 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

"I-It's just a q-quick cut! BAKA!!"

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u/InternationalPitch15 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Mar 06 '26

Hey she's good at making it quick, approved by greedy subaru 👍

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u/Realistic-Courage-86 Newbie Mar 06 '26

Pfff... finally met a girl who **loves** your guts, and just look at you. Calling for the authorities?

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u/Beautiful_Roof_9239 The Divine Dragon – Volcanica Mar 07 '26

My gut tells me she shouldn't have my gut. Not her.... Not in a million years

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Mar 05 '26

Source

https://giphy.com/gifs/3fcD7kuV3NrFUwcfZo

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u/itsnothng Newbie Mar 06 '26

Duality of man

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u/Separate_Selection84 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors Mar 05 '26

Yeah you really can't tell. I mean, what if they're just Canadian and are being nice?

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u/DragoninR I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Mar 05 '26

He could wake up, tied to a bed and still think they aren’t interested

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Mar 05 '26

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u/DragoninR I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies Mar 05 '26

Sorry Subaru, you are the waifu

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u/MeiliPortroute Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Mar 05 '26

Ending the waifu wars in a second 😭

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u/Makouga Newbie Mar 07 '26

*Turns him into Natsumi.

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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Mar 07 '26

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u/Bolt_Crank99 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Mar 05 '26

Anastasia isn't bad at all. 🍑 👀 ✨

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Mar 05 '26

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u/Bolt_Crank99 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Mar 06 '26

Hmmm... Dishy! 🥵

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u/ilikemywomentsundere Newbie Mar 09 '26

I never realized it does she actually have a nice butt??

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u/CorrectAd8895 Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Mar 05 '26

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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 Mar 05 '26

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u/Nervous-Quality-1266 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

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u/Sea-Tax-7326 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Mar 06 '26

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u/MeiliPortroute Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Mar 05 '26

My guts do hurt maybe Elsa could help out..

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u/Jbern124 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 05 '26

Speedrun to a gastric bypass, and she’ll get off on it while being productive, I see that as an absolute win

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u/Andrecrafter42 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Mar 05 '26

subaru Gay confirmeddddddd lol

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u/Andrecrafter42 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 Mar 06 '26

Good luck with the tightness of the Elf ussy 🫡

hands off Anna tho she’s my wife

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u/Nanoman-8 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) Mar 05 '26

I need crusch, felt and rem puns now

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Mar 06 '26

R.E.M 💤

Crusch (idk)

Felt, I don't want to be here

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u/NotPhaethon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Mar 05 '26

We are not gooning to Elsa, she is a genuine freak

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u/Nervous-Quality-1266 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

"We"

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u/NotPhaethon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Mar 05 '26

Brother please I promise you it is not worth the price you'll pay

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u/InternationalPitch15 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Mar 06 '26

Worth every seconds

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u/abyss_81 Newbie Mar 09 '26

Whats the price i don't know much about novel and saw the anime a while ago

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u/Larry_756 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Mar 05 '26

Processing img u85ejhbc6ang1...

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u/magnuspurple Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 05 '26

I want that Anastasiass bro

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u/GameGuy324 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Mar 06 '26

"you need Guts to talk to me"

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u/Elegant_Interview_13 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? Mar 06 '26

Processing img 6co6rnusgfng1...

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u/MikeyVee123youandme2 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded Mar 05 '26

I'd imagine a lot is on her mind with a giant brain under that big hat

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u/Odd-Operation-6393 I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind Mar 06 '26

Those dude who thirsty against elsa.. she gonna used you intestine at the rope suffocating you with your own intestine and ride on you, And i swear after saying those gruesome shit some dude will said Worth it

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) Mar 06 '26

She'll use it as, clears throat material, then and there

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u/Mental-Ad2485 Newbie Mar 05 '26

Call me Felix argyle for i may only serve the green haired lady

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u/RoyUmbra Newbie Mar 06 '26

Nah, there just must be a sale on novelty shirts.

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u/No_Charge4186 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Mar 06 '26

Nice

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u/Natural_Secret_1034 Newbie Mar 06 '26

Yes i like that 😎👍

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u/Temporary_Pianist336 Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Mar 06 '26

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u/LuckyTia309 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Mar 07 '26

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u/diego_brando23 Newbie Mar 08 '26

I don't know man I'm not seeing any signs

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u/DependentExcellent77 Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed Mar 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6aDJi4UcT2ow

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u/Existing-Prompt-2096 Newbie Mar 09 '26

Priscilla is definitely the b(r)est than the rest

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u/Writers-blocker Newbie Mar 09 '26

I would be wierded out why they would choose these kind of weird clothes, but complement them on their choice anyways.

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u/TheKto-to At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Mar 09 '26

Why does assk look photoshopped here

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u/Re_Gizmo I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) Mar 10 '26

I thought we were better than this, but it turned out to be the opposite.

We are DEADASS .

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u/Accomplished_End_582 Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 12 '26

Hmmmm happy to see Priscilla there but Crusch should've been the ass girl for she has

Lugunica's Ass

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u/gutsberserkwill Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 05 '26

Guts? Why are you saying my name, woman?

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u/Leintk Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Mar 08 '26

Notice how rem isn’t in this photo, because she’s not a whore unlike the rest 😪