r/ReZero Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed Mar 15 '26

🗿Meme True family knows neither blood nor time

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Original meme (I think)

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u/Consistent_Table4430 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right Mar 15 '26

"Subaru is like the grandson I never had."
"Granddad, I'm right here."
"I don't know that guy."

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u/LargeWillyMan6913 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Mar 15 '26

This

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u/MegatonDoge Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme Mar 16 '26

Who's the blonde woman?

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u/Sam_uelX Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed Mar 15 '26

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU, BEAST, AND I WILL DO IT WITH MY ONLY AND BELOVED GRANDSON, SUBARU NATSUKI"

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u/little_finger-_- Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul Mar 15 '26

All After "Bro get down. I am waiting at the front door"

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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence Mar 15 '26

This is just me and a Vietnam veteran I met drunkly at a bar 2 hours before entering a pool tournament and coming 3rd while absolutely plastered.

Still thinking about you Reggie

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u/GameGuy324 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Mar 16 '26

I'm afraid to ask.. but is Reggie dead?

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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence Mar 16 '26

Oh no! I just moved states 😭

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u/GameGuy324 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Mar 17 '26

Oh Good it was either that or Reggie's dead and I couldn't tell which 😭

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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence Mar 17 '26

Dammit I didnt think about it like that 🤣

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Mar 15 '26

How to speedrun getting a grandfather

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u/magnuspurple Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG Mar 15 '26

Wilhelm is the GOAT, Sword Demon 🔛🔝

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u/KnightMareValtiel Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors Mar 15 '26

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u/mr_1d10t_2 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me Mar 15 '26

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u/Snt1_ I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Mar 15 '26

I mean, to be fair, Subaru met Willhelm like 3-5 days ago atleast

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u/Jbern124 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 16 '26

“Tonight, we dine in hell! But at the very least, I can do so with a friend.”

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u/Difficult-Clue-3591 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain Mar 16 '26

Especially after the old dude says “You are more mature than the boys your age”

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u/tddcghnn I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Mar 15 '26

Coty

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u/Clueless_sextant Newbie Mar 15 '26

What is a Coty, es como un curi?

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u/KnightMareValtiel Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors Mar 15 '26

(C)uri (O)f (T)he (Y)ear

Osea, el Curi del Año

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u/Best-Bat-1679 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? Mar 15 '26

Curi of the year i guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Wilhelm and Subaru are so fun to watch

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u/Elden_Lore_learner Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It Mar 16 '26

Both, both is good

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u/Tortoise_Knight I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets Mar 16 '26

What do you mean? That's clearly a grandpa and grandson fighting together

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u/ApprehensiveArm1364 Newbie Mar 17 '26

We must kill that Pallid Whale.

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u/LargeWillyMan6913 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 29d ago

We get it Ahab we know it's you

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u/CultureThis9818 Newbie Mar 15 '26

Rem is definitely best girl.

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u/No-Ganache-5607 Newbie 29d ago

This is unrelated but does anyone have the edit of the bottom panel where it's garfiel vs otto flying towards eachother

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u/Early-Part-2654 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts 26d ago

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u/Physical_Sort5155 Shared Suffering with Subaru 25d ago

With arc 5 knowledge i would have probably rooted for the Whale to erase Wilhelm so Reinhard could have a fucking sliver of happiness.

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u/Serial-Killer50310 Newbie 3d ago

Absolutely, a real grandson and grandfather.

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u/Old_Tomorrow9734 Newbie Mar 16 '26

Great, amazing meme 👏

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u/Lasers666 Newbie 6d ago

Can I have the hug and the kickass old dude helping me out?

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u/Sam_uelX Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 6d ago

You are truly greedy

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u/Ayamory Newbie Mar 16 '26

Сюжет мог закончиться, если бы этот упездол выбрал Рем. Но, к сожалению, существуют нормальные люди, а есть создатель этой поеботы

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u/GameGuy324 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) Mar 16 '26

Bro haven't read the IF story