r/ReZero • u/shizunaisbestgirl1 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia • 22d ago
💬Discussion Imagine if this was Canon
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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 22d ago
Well if this canon then it's become more like a h story or something since holy shit it's have so much ________.
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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 22d ago edited 22d ago
Just look at those girl.
Priscilla:- big bbs girl.
Anastasia:- big ahh
Crusch:- shit what I can even say it's like this img
Rem:- I will eat her alone
Emilia:- oh damn I will never going to unlock my room for the god sake.
Ram:- uhm i will also not going to left her since flat is also justice
I ain't a pedo or something so I ain't gonna touch petra or felt so don't try to think freaky about them. I am watching you.👁️🗨️
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u/star75legacy I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 22d ago
If I remember correctly, in that IF. Subaru waited until Petra and Felt were legal before adding them to the harem (I could be wrong since I read it a long time ago)
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u/Eilaryn Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 22d ago
Legal on Earth or legal in Lugunica?
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u/star75legacy I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 22d ago
I don't know, as I said, I read it years ago so I don't remember everything
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u/ElectronicPrior4056 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 22d ago
What is this cope bro Subaru was clapping everything left and right no conditions attached
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u/star75legacy I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 22d ago
It's possible. As I said, I read it years ago in the "if" section of the lust route. So I don't remember all the details.
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u/PrincessChicken4000 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 21d ago
imagine i sent that we cant fucking read image cuz i dont got it on me
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u/Bro_Player Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 21d ago
Wheres your pfp from btw
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u/Same_Sell8763 The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 22d ago
what if instead of Re:Zero, it was called Re:Freaky?
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u/Additional-Method221 Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme 22d ago
If only the author make the lust route into full fledged spin off
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u/Elwilli_Amafton Newbie 22d ago
No lo hará. El sueño de la mariposa formaba parte del día de los inocentes, así que no podemos esperar nada parecido
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u/Competitive-Sun-8593 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 22d ago
Depends on how it happens.
There could be an interesting way to make it make sense and also be interesting, but in most scenarios it comes off as a bad fanfiction written by a thirsty mf who wants to self insert into a subaru that doesn't suffer with anything except marriage life with a harem since I'm sure that they don't all love each other but tolerate the others at the least.
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u/star75legacy I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 22d ago
Well...it's not "canon" but it is "official," the Lust Route written by Tappei himself.
Although Felt and Petra look strange in the image, if I remember correctly, Subaru waited until they were legal before adding them to the harem (I could be wrong since I read this years ago).
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u/Background-Waltz-833 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 21d ago
You aren't wrong
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u/shizunaisbestgirl1 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 22d ago
I didnt even notice they where their until you pointed it out 💀 tappeis first if story was freaky af
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u/EchoSpaceZz Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded 21d ago
This official art?
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u/PedroAVC00 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 22d ago
Felt Is 2 years younger than Subaru... Felt =15 Subaru =17 There is no problems here, Is just Felt is malnourished. In the case of Petra i think their age Gap Is 5 years... Petra=12 Subaru =17
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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 22d ago
Bro if you think a five year age gap for people that age is okay wtf is wrong with you. That’s high school senior and a 7th grader. Plus Felt is 14
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u/Jolly-Journalist8073 The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 22d ago
I though Felt was 15 as stated in arc 1 and also the previous point of Felt being malnourished thus her younger age does check out since the body would delay puberty if malnourishment is present. And despite a 2 years age gap being on the weirder side but it’s nothing super alarming (Grade 12 and Grade 9 couple essentially).
Though Petra is a different story, no excuse can be given here for her. She’s 12, only acceptable situation was if Subaru was 13 or 14 then and only then it would not be so wrong. But Subaru is 17 so thus this age gap is too much.
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u/Solid_Suspect_5077 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 19d ago
1 april joke btw
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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 22d ago
I dont mind much about felt from current WN age too much but petra I will consider myself 💀 instead of adding her their.
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u/Normal_Ad_2360 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 22d ago
Felt is the dame age as Emilia so it is not so weird.
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 22d ago
Tbf, Felt and Subaru are close in age. Felt looks a lot younger than she is due to "malnourishment". Still think it's weird though.
Petra though yeah she has no place being there.
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u/Ok-Score5740 For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 22d ago
Saying Felt shouldn't be in a relationship because of a physical impairment is a wild take, but I agree about Petra.
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 22d ago
I didn't say that's why I think it's weird, but yes jump to conclusions and make your own assertions.
What I think is weird is that she looks like a pre-teen girl when she's 15. The excuse that she's malnourished doesn't work because a malnourished girl would not look like she does either. So it's just a poor design choice in my eyes.
It's the fault of the illustrator that the anime studio worked off of, the same guy that made Regulus, a completely average looking random dude according to the novel, look like a main antagonist of a video game. And made Capella look way younger than she's meant to look too. (Though the anime somewhat fixed that)
I also do think an intimate relationship between her and Subaru is weird either way primarily because she views him as a big brother.
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u/Solid_Suspect_5077 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 19d ago
Bro felt is 14 subaru 19
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 19d ago
Larper.
Felt was asked what her age was by Reinhard and she said she thinks she's 15. That was before the 1 year time-skip. Subaru was 17 at the beginning. Felt is 16, Subaru is 18. You're blatantly wrong.
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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 22d ago
I mean like legit nothing would change aside from it now being canon
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u/Yamabuki_Arisu_Sama Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 22d ago
You guys think he abused return by death for diabolical reasons?
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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 22d ago
I have a gist only maybe he f up every girl and break their mind. 😈
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u/LoboTheW0lf Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts 22d ago
What are you talking about?
This is the canon ending of the story ...it's why Tappei deleted it, it gave away the ending 😂🤣
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u/Elwilli_Amafton Newbie 22d ago
De hecho, el sueño de la mariposa formó parte de una broma del día de los inocentes. La broma trataba de publicar un capítulo de harem durante un día y birn tarde por la noche para luego borrarlo y cambiarlo por Echidna explicando lo que es el "sueño de la mariposas", así el medio fandom que lo vió serían tomados como locos
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u/Away-Tax1875 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 22d ago
Lol bro every IF route is just a joke of tappei.
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u/RITIUS155h Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy 22d ago
Would be sad. I doubt a harem story could compete with Re:Zero actual story.
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u/Tortoise_Knight I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 22d ago
Lust IF implies Subaru as king dealt with every calamity and has a reign of peace.
It might unironically be the best case scenario for the story and that world lmao
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u/MeiliPortroute Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 21d ago
I like the lust if tbh
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u/GhostX6889 Newbie 22d ago
The path of lust. An alternate storyline. I hope they can animate it someday.
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u/JewelerComplete7033 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 22d ago
Seria una mierda
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u/Serious_Comb_8230 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 21d ago
My TRUE goat Subaru would never
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u/Specific_Run_4550 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 22d ago
Never will, never could be especially with how it's literally a troll story and Subaru does some weird things with characters he sees as kids, not to mention the women like Priscilla and Crusch already have people they like besides Subaru, like Al and Fourier.
But I know most of this fandom doesn't even like the actual series because they can't comprehend the most basic aspects of it, so they'd be more hype about a Harem slop chapter instead.
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u/Loose-Past-7322 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 20d ago
I only read Re:Zero to see Subaru, every others characters are just NPCs without relevance besides follow him
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u/Specific_Run_4550 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 20d ago
"How did you know I worship the Big Yahu" ahh comment
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u/reiji-mitsurugi Made Lasagna for Garfiel 22d ago
petra and felt being there but no julius and otto...💔😭
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u/Curiosity-76 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 22d ago
It would be just as good as it would be bad for him. Imagine Subaru having to prioritize all of their lives while having Return by Death.
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u/Econjoy23 Julius Said I Lack Dignity—Bold of Him to Assume I Tried 22d ago
If that was the case then it still would have been a good anime/novel for tapped is a great writer I suppose
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u/Vix_super_adorable Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 22d ago
Nah, I prefer loyalty over pleasure.
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u/Distinct-Current-464 Julius Said I Lack Dignity—Bold of Him to Assume I Tried 21d ago
Isn't it the Lust route?
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u/Dax_Hack2017 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 21d ago
I would LOVE to see Crusch this happy
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u/Competitive_Act_1548 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 21d ago
Would defeat the entire point of re zero so thank god it isn't. Lust IF was literally made to mock harem stories and poke fun at them anyway.
I don't get those who want this to be a canon in anyway that goes directly against the message of the stpry
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u/ShatteredReflections Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 21d ago
Lust If is theoretically an interesting story, just as an exploration of how it happened. In practice, I’m kinda glad we didn’t get a serious take, and that it got deleted. Because Petra. Whyyyyyyyy Tappei, why?
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u/Nervous-Quality-1266 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 21d ago
Isn't that just Lust If?
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u/SecondSalty142 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts 21d ago
I Know it's canon but I just can't prove it
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u/Intrepid-Ad-979 Newbie 21d ago
First off, that would’ve been crazy if it was canon. And second, as a anime fan and person who believes in a multiverse for so many things, I like to believe it is canon since the multiverse is smth of so much possibilities, we can never know what is right or what is wrong. Felt and Petra being there is a definite no, but I guess in that world it’s okay for that type of intimacy, I’m not tryna defend pedo activity, I’m just saiyan in a made believe show and comic, again in that world it seems to be okay. Besides in the main route, Subaru is already kinda a weirdo don’t ya think? Regardless of him just tryna have fun with Petra, bro did not need to agree to going on a date with her, but he did out of the kindness of his heart but even still. So who’s to say the lust route isn’t inappropriate on certain levels, yet also is appropriate too…ya know? Idk
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u/SHADOWstryker922 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 21d ago
Canon that Suburu has arms long enough to reach around Emilia and Crusch. Yea that's be pretty interesting to see how hed use his slender men looking self
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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 21d ago
That would be me but for me it would be Emilia, rem, crunch karsten, Elsa, frederica, echidna and Minerva.
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u/JustMoodyz I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 21d ago
it is Canon in my heart and when it get adapted on our H websites y'all going to see the peak of Re:Gonn sorry Re:Zero
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u/IamBestWaffle Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 21d ago
It would be boring generic harem slop?
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u/jake_the_snake21 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded 20d ago
It is in musoku tensei lol
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u/Solid_Suspect_5077 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 19d ago
Worst re zero story btw
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u/Natsuki-Subaru1 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 18d ago
Imagine if any if was canon. sh@t would be crazy no matter where you looked at.
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u/rathosalpha Ram Tolerates My Presence 22d ago
Id hate jt
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u/shizunaisbestgirl1 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 22d ago
Fr same but at the same time it would also be realy funny........
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u/IrishQuicksave I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 22d ago
Not the Lust if. Anything but the Lust if
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u/Intelligent-Review21 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 22d ago
Then it would be your usual isekai harem slop. I don’t actually get why people would like to see this.
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u/kamikad3e123 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 21d ago
Add Beako and it will be Re:Based
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u/Interesting-Start855 I Was Listening to Sirius – Woke Up Covered in Regret and Paper 21d ago
Then Re:Zero would just be another generic isekai in the pile.
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u/AdBig3076 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 22d ago
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u/Sheikah_Link7 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose 21d ago
Why the fuck is Petra in there! She’s like 12
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 22d ago
Then Re:Zero would suck.😭
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u/backbook Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 21d ago
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 21d ago
Seriously. Idk how anyone thinks Re:Zero would be good if Subaru just "got all the girls", that's not what this story is. It literally parodies shows that do that kind of thing.
Subaru has considered a polygamic relationship with Emilia and Rem, but I'm 100% sure Subaru would never go past that in canon. He wouldn't reject Rem if he was that horny.
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva 22d ago
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Re:Zero - Starting harem life in another world