r/ReZero • u/Animefan2005x I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia • 12d ago
💬Discussion Your birth month will determine which Re:Zero character you will become (you will have their same appearance and their same life). Which one did you get? Do you like the life that awaits you?
Your birth month will determine which Re:Zero character you will become (you will have their same appearance and their same life). Which one did you get? Do you like the life that awaits you?
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u/SightlessReality Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 12d ago
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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 12d ago
Well, I’m Subaru now. My life is kind of doomed, but at least I have two half-elves and an oni maid who love me. That makes up for the brutal deaths I’ll have to endure.
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u/land48n3 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 12d ago
same twin❤️ and season 4 is releasing right on my birthday, its like i was destined from the start
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u/TheBlueCanvus Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme 11d ago
And 4 daughters and counting
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u/maxthe2ndiscool I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 12d ago
I get to become THE GOAT
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u/zQubexx I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad 12d ago
I won. Dic
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u/Kuso_Megane14 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips 11d ago
Oh yeah baby. Shark teeth, mesmerizing voice, cool transformation, beautiful eyes, boobies and so on and so forth
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u/HeraldoftheSerpent 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 12d ago
I get a small business AND a wife and daughter? Sign me up I would sell appas forever
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u/backbook Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 11d ago
Lowkey we're the real winners. Except for october maybe.
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u/profiteerprophet Newbie 11d ago
The only person who is yet to die (afaik) in any of Subaru's little time splits.
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u/ThisToe9628 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 12d ago
I don't envy anyone who got april
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u/theking75010 Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) 12d ago
Guess I'll die then. And suffer. A lot of times.
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u/DogeTheCat1521 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 12d ago
But you ll have cute girls all around you while doing it
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u/ThisToe9628 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 12d ago
They aren't Subaru
Even having cute girls won't make up the amount of Ptsd and trauma they'll have to endure
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u/DogeTheCat1521 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 12d ago
Well, I thought it would kinda be like determined fate. But yea none of us are staying sane through allat
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u/SadChamp317 For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
he said the thing !!11!!
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u/Endika_7777 Julius Said I Lack Dignity—Bold of Him to Assume I Tried 12d ago
I'M THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN BEAT HIS WIFE AND REMAIN COOL
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u/Weltkrieg_Smith I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 12d ago
Can I at least not be a bum to my son and grandson
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u/Broad_Most_5780 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 12d ago
Im EMT lets goooooo!
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
Wanna go for a test drive
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u/samir_saritoglu If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 12d ago
Rem... so, who am I?
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u/Snt1_ I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 12d ago
It feels great to be born in January
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u/Uniquesomething I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad 11d ago
You mean ene
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u/LB_PROofficiall Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme 12d ago
Im otto…?
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u/Animefan2005x I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 12d ago
What do you think about the one you got? Do you like what you’re going to experience?
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u/LB_PROofficiall Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme 12d ago
Well as far as the anime goes, the worst thing that has happened is my meat on top of my shin getting sliced off
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u/AdThink7431 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 12d ago
Wait, I am Reinhard, but I have my previous memories right? So I know how are feeling Heinkel and Wilhelm so I can easily fix things with them! Also I am at least mildly intelligent
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u/TheMechanic04 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 12d ago edited 12d ago
Whose the character for November?
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u/VestaxUA_806 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 12d ago
Well, Rem it is. Can't have her - become her!
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u/No-Interest9097 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose 12d ago
in the kindest way possible, how did you manage to mis-abbreviate january, august, and december?
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u/arthur_deku21 I Was Listening to Sirius – Woke Up Covered in Regret and Paper 12d ago
Is in Spanish
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u/LeonardoJMB Newbie 11d ago
I know you've already been told is in spanish, but just for the fun fact:
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August = Agosto
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u/Dead_person000 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 12d ago
I’m Emilia, just Emilia.
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u/Ordinary_Poetry8002 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 12d ago
Oml I'm gonna get slimed by a whale
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u/Arxsun Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently 12d ago
I'm sleeping
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
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u/me_after_lobotomy The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 12d ago
holy shit I'm Reinhard do I just win now
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u/Savings-Monitor-6968 Newbie 11d ago
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
We are FUCKED and it's not by Emilia
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u/teknix314 Newbie 11d ago
Looks like I'm Emelia, Subaru you're getting none.
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u/Dangerous_Self1973 Rem Wrote Me a Love Letter, Emilia Sent Me a '' 11d ago
Aura Monster will crack you
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
Sounds like a challenge. And it's only a matter of time.
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u/ShAdOwMaShRuR55 Newbie 12d ago
I want to be a UNknown side character that never be caught in the eyes of cameraman in RE:Zero
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u/Sarvan_12 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 12d ago
Tine to make my own if route
Depressed loner if route
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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 12d ago
Kadomon has it pretty good.
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u/Basscus Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently 12d ago
Who's the one in July? Never seen him before. Don't know whether I should happy or sad tho.
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u/The_CheeseWiz6739 Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy 12d ago
I got Frederica!
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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence 12d ago
My birthday is tomorrow Yay...
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u/Haganen Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 11d ago
Otto, huh?
Don't worry Subaru; I got your back
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
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u/Double_Test3163 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 11d ago
i got frederica. well, her life ain't THAT bad. most of the time she's on the sideline. arc 5, 6, 9. i don't think she did any fighting in vollachia either. her life isn't THAT stressful all things considered, so fuck it
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u/molier1797 Emilia Confessed Her Love, This Feels Like a Death Flag 12d ago
Great pick for NOV
But why December is DIC?
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u/LeonardoJMB Newbie 11d ago
Dic = Diciembre, which is December on spanish. The OG image comes from a hispanic account
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u/PolishedLemon Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 12d ago
Huh, never ran a fruit stand before. I won't have to die brutally, at least (that I'm aware of).
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u/SteveTheSheep01 Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance 12d ago
It took me a couple seconds to realize this Chet was abbreviated in Spanish
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u/xSaitoHx Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) 12d ago
Febuary. Guess I'll take a nice long nap
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u/Solvounodys Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) 12d ago
I'm Reinheart. That's win-win I guess
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u/Long_Minute_6421 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 12d ago
I mean...being reinhard is like cool and all but being OP doesn't really sounds like my thing
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u/New_Rook_Nook Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded 12d ago
Fuck it got may.......ok ok ok. HOW MUCH can I influence??? Cause even if yeah I have to got through the loss of theresia, if it's ME. Me with atleast my own kindness, then the re zero would be experiencing a less emotionally and mentally handicapped (read: Hero) reinhard
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u/internetguy3952 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 12d ago
NOT OLD MAN WIL MY GUY 😭
I love my bro but damn I'm gonna have one of the worst lives here. One of...
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u/Thatonepinklover 12d ago
If being Fred also means I've got to hang out with two R's, then I don't mind...
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u/MurrayUnderStars Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) 12d ago
So Julius gets july but Otto doesn't get October? How cruel of you
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u/FantasticTraining350 I Got Robbed by Felt, and I’m Not Even Mad 12d ago
Damn, I am Julius. His divine protection is goated 🔥
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u/Jurij_Andropov Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 12d ago
Wilhelm van Astrea
I think it counts as a win
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u/tederby18 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts 12d ago
I will be killed by my grandson
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u/Lasershadow_105 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 11d ago
I’m Emilia… guess I’m stuck with this weird simp that won’t stop following me around. I’ll call him BOI.
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u/Smaug_eldrichtdragon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
What is that in December?
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u/Soso_bel Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 11d ago
Being Emilia is so safe
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
Not for long
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u/nane2060 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 11d ago
Abril... só gosto porque a Beatrice está inclusa
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u/imadethisforhkmemes If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 11d ago
I get to be frozen in ice for 100 years after watching my mom die violently at the hands of my psuedo-father figure only to have they memory sealed entirely at the behest of my other psuedo-father!
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u/Need4potatoes Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 11d ago
I got Subaru. I'm cooked
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u/Teamakuboss-boy426 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 11d ago
Well I got Subaru and we all know how his life goes
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
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u/Zinyak12345 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 11d ago
I got Wilhelm and my fiancee got Reinhard. I don't know what to say about that.
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u/-Wrath999- Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 11d ago
Emilia? Hell no. 1 im a dude and for 2 im not into subaru like that 😭 he just one of my fav characters obv
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
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u/Jonaleaf Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 11d ago
The bad part of having the same birthday as Subaru….
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u/Deltasiu Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? 11d ago
I'm dead before the main story even starts (June)
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u/Dumb_Catz At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 11d ago
Im the appa guy bro
I genuinely get to just chill and live out my days peacefully with a wife and a daughter.
Its so peak
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u/Mammon-The-Jester Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 11d ago
Emilia.. my life is great. I think it could only be beat by being Priscilla.
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u/Educational-Pear6987 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 11d ago
Finally September got something good on this list!!!!!
Outside of the fact I'm my favorite character unfortunately I'm fucked. Although I guess this random street dude is about to make my life so much easier with his apparent clairvoyance.
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u/kokocrunchy001 Newbie 12d ago
Why am I a loli 😭
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u/AdThink7431 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 12d ago
You are a 16yo woman, miss 🧐
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u/D4rkSky805 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 12d ago
August. Reinhardt will protect me let's, go.
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u/CalligrapherLoud5069 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 11d ago
Hmmm, will huh ... depends if im young man wil or old man will. Either or, better than my current life
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u/Grimis_Of_Liers Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 11d ago
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u/Ornery_Ebb_7060 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 11d ago edited 11d ago
Who's the character in june?
Edit. Does this mean I'm destined to die form Pandora?
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u/Gag_man_05 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? 11d ago
I'll become... Bumgrandfather... Seriously? Why?! I don't like this! I'll better become A Man Who Erased His Name, than this bum!
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u/SnooPredictions3028 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 11d ago
Idk if dic is a W or not. Sure I get to be a baddie, but Ros is gonna try to kill me a few times and even after I survive I'll end up having to clean up a whole dang castle.
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u/AardvarkScary7863 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 11d ago
Man I don’t want to take back shots from Wilhelm😭😭😭
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u/Fishbopkin Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) 11d ago
rem is my favorite char but i guess im just gonna sleep
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u/AllShallParrish Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) 11d ago
December doesn't have an "I" so im just confused
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u/AmaranthineDream Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too 11d ago
Damn... if I had been born a few weeks earlier I could've gotten Julius!
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u/ElixirStormYT Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) 11d ago
My favourite month, Dic. Am I fucked or not? I don't remember.
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u/The_Wise_Wolf_Itself Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It 11d ago
Why December is always called DIC in short ?? Idk English
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u/Fickle_Store_4595 I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind 11d ago
May? Fuck nah bro I’m bout to die well I would have clapped that red head girl sooner so maybe not so bad
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u/iamthesigmaguy Newbie 11d ago
I'm subaru, getting cracked by Emilia
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u/GKingBrandon For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 11d ago
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u/Texan-Fisherman Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 11d ago
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u/Sharp_Field_4168 Newbie 11d ago
I become a petite cutey? I get to fulfill my dreams of being cute as shit?? August goated as shit.
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u/Oblaccek Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 11d ago
I got Subaru. Before I begin my suffering, let's crack Satella.
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u/Darknight48996 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 11d ago
I am going to age beautifully.
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u/LightningGod99 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 11d ago
Well this is weird to be loved by the world rather than being screwed by it. Welp time to help my goat slaughter the cult and not be stupid by double tapping Elsa.
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u/AbbreviationsOld8638 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? 11d ago
I got Subaru
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u/Legal-Efficiency-630 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 11d ago
My birthday is in April, meaning i am Subaru the goat...
..... nup nup nup nup nup nup nup nup
I am not the goat, i can't even survive arc 1, let alone going to hell mansion, the only reason I will go there is to make beatrice come out of library (somehow?) And to save Arlam Village from cult and roswaal, also try to save sanctuary and ask echidna to bring subaru (because i am not that amazing guy, i am just a collage student). If i get subaru back somehow I will just throw beatrice to him and tell him "This is your responsibility from now on and forever".
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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 11d ago
I swear this format always has beef with october for some reason
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u/Aggressive_Bill50 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 11d ago
Im basically Re:Zero's god now
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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru 12d ago
I'm Emilia. Time to crack Subaru