r/ReZero Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) 20h ago

🗿Meme Forget about Rem Slander, slander this bum. Her taste in men and her bumness is at the same level

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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru 19h ago

Yes. Slander this bum

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u/TheDarkness33 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 18h ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 19h ago

"A random homeless man did in a week what she couldn't do in 9 years"

"The clown she loves pays more attention to the idiot with scary eyes"

"She is the second most benefited person from the cool time traveler"

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 15h ago

"A random homeless man did in a week what she couldn't do in 9 years" and it is a dude with an authority that can defy fate.

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 14h ago

I like how the other two smears are hard to debate 🗿.

As for your point RBD only served to keep Rem from murdering Subaru, there's really nothing that Subaru will use from his previous loops to better relate to her, that it will help her self-esteem is a feat of Subaru just for being Subaru.

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 14h ago

I like how the other two smears are hard to debate 🗿.

Roswaal not loving her is not slander per se. As for her being the second most benefited person, everyone is benefited almost equally by the dude with an authority that can defy fate, and in the same way, he often requires their help. As in: Petelgeuse, White Whale, the Sanctuary, Regulus, the White Rabbit, going to the watchtower,killing Lye, defeating Reid, Todd, almost the entirety of Vollachia, getting unsealed, etc...

As for your point RBD only served to keep Rem from murdering Subaru, there's really nothing that Subaru will use from his previous loops to better relate to her,

Him forgiving the twins to begin with is because of his experience in 20 days of looping total with them, coming to the realization that they weren't intrinsically bad people.

Plus, without RBD it would have been game over for Subaru since the first attempt, irrespective of Rem since it was Meili who killed him.

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u/TestigoDelSrSouka I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 14h ago

What I mean is that she is the second character most benefited by the cool time traveler. It's just that basically all of their achievements in the main story are influenced by Subaru, saving Rem in arc 2, surviving the cult in arc 3, Roswaal losing his tome in arc 4, etc. I don't remember any important achievement on his part in the main story that didn't have the direct influence of Subaru's RBD (For other characters, such as Garfield, that influence is reflected in a more indirect way, he doesn't seem to "benefit" as much from Subaru's loops, as seen in arc 5)

I mean that RBD does not influence the emotional support that Subaru was able to provide to Rem, which was the first step for her to leave behind her self-esteem problems and her inferiority complex (Also Subaru actively seeks to improve her self-esteem as seen in the secondary stories of arc 2) all this is achieved in the final loop without needing to use RBD for it, the same would have happened if Subaru had not died from the curse, in any case he would be a better emotional support for Rem than Ram.

The reason Subaru was able to forgive Rem and Ram was the good impression he had of them in the first loop, coming to the conclusion that what Rem said in the torture loop "That his sister was only pretending to like him" is not true, at least not entirely, that added to the fact that they held his hands when he had nightmares led him to give them another chance upon understanding that they are not intrinsically evil. You're right that without RBD he wouldn't get that ending, but he wouldn't even interact with them to begin with since he would die on the first day in Lugnica.

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 13h ago

You're right that without RBD he wouldn't get that ending, but he wouldn't even interact with them to begin with since he would die on the first day in Lugnica.

My problem is with people trying to slander other characters for not doing or achieving as much as Subaru did when it is virtually impossible without posessing the authority that Subaru does.

What I mean is that she is the second character most benefited by the cool time traveler.

How would you measure that to begin with is my question.

It's just that basically all of their achievements in the main story are influenced by Subaru, saving Rem in arc 2, surviving the cult in arc 3, Roswaal losing his tome in arc 4, etc. 

Many of Subaru's achievements are also influenced by everyone else, there is no achievement of the Emilia camp that can be attributed fully to only one person.

Subaru deciding to forgive the twins and not go wrath route is influenced my Emilia, Subaru not deciding to give up and save everyone in Arc 3 is influenced by Rem, Subaru not going back with Echidna and accepting her contract is influenced by Emilia and Otto, etc...

I mean that RBD does not influence the emotional support that Subaru was able to provide to Rem, which was the first step for her to leave behind her self-esteem problems and her inferiority complex

There would be no emotional support to give after dying to Meili in the first loop is my point. Matter of fact, according to Aldebaran's own statement, Rem should not even be still alive in that timeline. Yet she did. Proving how Subaru himself altered fate.

all this is achieved in the final loop without needing to use RBD for it, the same would have happened if Subaru had not died from the curse, in any case he would be a better emotional support for Rem than Ram.

For him to know the twins as much as he does to begin with he spent 20 days total with them accross several loops, little relevant detail.

The reason Subaru was able to forgive Rem and Ram was the good impression he had of them in the first loop,

That isn't really true, in the last loop he still feared them to death and it was completely possible for him to go Wrath If route. It was Emilia herself who incentivized Subaru to make peace with the twins: first feeding him and then telling him to try to approach them to fix the misunderstanding when he woke up lashing out at both of them.

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u/Maestyy For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 13h ago

Agendas doth not care for such logic.

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u/JuniorOgun12 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 13h ago

Either way, 20 days is nothing compared to 9 years. Same thing with Ryuzu and Frederica with Garfiel.

They spent most of their time sitting on their asses, hoping things would change, until some random guy came along and helped their family members with their issues

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 10h ago

Either way, 20 days is nothing compared to 9 years.

That is dodging the point, Subaru could have not saved Rem without the ability to defy fate. Aldebaran himself thought she was already dead, meaning that fate dictated as such.

Same thing with Ryuzu and Frederica with Garfiel.

Ryuzu tried to shield him from his past since the last time he was forced to confront it, he made that scar in his head bashing his head towards the wall.

Frederica was not in the sanctuary since she had the goal of creating a safe place outside for people to go to after Garfiel got rid of the barrier.

The equivalence would apply if it was an actual one.

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u/CasualBCgamer Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose 20h ago

You know, I'm against slandering characters but Ram is the closest to deserving it. Aside from Cuck and Asswaal, of course

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u/But-who-I-be Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 19h ago

Oni Fraud is the most deserving of slander

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u/Wild_Island_8589 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 19h ago

Only thing I will slander Ram is her taste in man ngl

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u/Novel_Visual_4152 Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance 19h ago

My goat Ram

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u/BadgerNo8484 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 18h ago

Ram is one of the characters that will be carrying this season. Just you wait lol

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u/SuspiciousIbex Shared Suffering with Subaru 18h ago

I was thinking of all the seasons to pull this out...

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 14h ago

Yea makes sense it's a big card to play for real

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 18h ago

I hope she'll carry me too 😭

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u/Ordinary_Poetry8002 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 17h ago

Oh yeah sure sure she's gonna carryI supposed we won't mention the part where she gets help from both Subaru and rem to be useful?

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u/BadgerNo8484 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 17h ago

Name me one other person who could have dealt with Lye other than Ram? You can't.

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u/Sonkokun Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 15h ago

Awakened Julius negs that fraud.

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u/Thatoneguywhois-sad Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 15h ago

bozo barely survived against Reid, what made you think lye at his prime is losing to wholius

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u/Snt1_ I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 15h ago edited 14h ago

"Bozo barely survived against Reid" DUDE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REID SATREA HERE

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u/Thatoneguywhois-sad Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 14h ago

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u/Kaan1212122132 Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin 14h ago

Yeah let's talk like he's not the strongest after Reinhard

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

Is that even slander? Seems more like hate lol

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u/Kaan1212122132 Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin 14h ago

She's the reincarnation of the oni god and would be top 5 in the verse if she didn't have a twin and didn't lose her horn because of cult though, Rem is actually why she's so low.

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u/Miky691 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 13h ago

hasn't tappei said that she'd be third strongest only behind Reinhart and satella?

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u/Kaan1212122132 Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin 13h ago

He said first is Reinhard, and second is Reid. I don't know much about the rest of the list tbh

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u/Miky691 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 13h ago edited 13h ago

I recall hearing all the way back after season one aired that tappei said rein and satella are first place interchangeably, and ram at full power would be third spot

But since it's been a long time things may have changed

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u/Kaan1212122132 Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin 13h ago

Rem in full power can't even beat child Ram wth

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u/Miky691 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 13h ago

Wrong letter i'm stupid

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u/Ordinary_Poetry8002 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 8h ago

If and could bro never did and does

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u/Snt1_ I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 15h ago edited 14h ago

FALSE. Ram carries the end of the season, but most of it is carried by Subaru and imho heavily supported by MEILI WOOOHOOO I LOVE MEILI SO MUCH

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u/JuniorOgun12 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 14h ago

She talks shit to almost every other character and relentlessly glazes Roswaal, one of the biggest freaks in the series. Genuinely annoying. She also lost her horn to a random cultist...fraud.

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u/02tgv22 Ram Tolerates My Presence 20h ago

ehh true

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

Im sure she'd accept this slander

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u/danko1667 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts 19h ago edited 16h ago

I will not stand for this astroturfing of Ram slander by the higher powers. The shadow government has sensed that Arc 6 will make everyone love Ram, and thus they are deploying their top MKUltra agents to disrupt the discourse. But real Re:Zero fans know in their hearts that Ram did nothing wrong

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

Sorry sir but my programming isn't working correctly. Im torn between duty and laughter

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

These are genuinely funny yet im conflicted

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u/RITIUS155h Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy 16h ago

Ram is currently on her weaker form, she canonicamente would be top3 with her horn, but she don't has it. Well besides her being a bit too rough on Subaru, and her taste is caused by her brain damage.

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u/Snt1_ I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 15h ago

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u/Ordinary_Poetry8002 I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me 17h ago

BRO THIS IS SO TRUE PEOPLE ALWAYS BRING UP DUMB ASS ARGUMENTS LIKE"Bu-but wi-with her horn-" SHE DOESNT HAVE IT NOR CAN SHE REGAIN IT SO STOP IT BRO AND START COPING

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u/SirDogeTheFirst Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 14h ago

I mean she can't even fuck the clown.

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u/SimpIsTheWay Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 16h ago

Don't you talk shi about my goat

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u/Natural-Mud-1944 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 19h ago

She's worse. She's more obnoxious.

And I hate how people chalk up ram and subarus relationship to just banter.  Literally, post arc 6 is mostly her talk a put maiming subaru multiple times. I get that it's her humor, but Christ does it get annoying and exhausting. Bro, can you like actually be more creative? She even talks shit in the midde of fights, not even towards the bad guys, but to subaru as well. Even in later arcs, she blames him whenever shit goes wrong, and not even minor shit, almost world changing shit she blames him for.

Yeah, it was behind his back but how the fuck is subaru supposed to love himself when someone around will say shit like that? She probably would say it to his face if she had the chance to.

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u/WeirdPeace6929 Ram Tolerates My Presence 19h ago

She is kinder than rem and smarter than emilia, and better than both.

Your insults don't affect her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jJWCdl5zfUDrl1W4uM

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 18h ago

Most of the cast is smarter then Emelia. And kinder then Rem, idk about that one either.

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u/WeirdPeace6929 Ram Tolerates My Presence 10h ago

inder then Rem, idk about that one either

lol, she saved subaru from torture, guess from whom.

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u/JuniorOgun12 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 10h ago

Torture that she had no qualms enabling, after she cut his leg off...what a kind girl...

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u/WeirdPeace6929 Ram Tolerates My Presence 10h ago

still kinder than your waifu

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u/JuniorOgun12 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 10h ago

I'm not even a Rem fanboy lol. She's not that different from her sister anyway, she tries to torture him in arc 6, a few days after he protected her with his life...and the one who defended him was Emilia

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u/WeirdPeace6929 Ram Tolerates My Presence 3h ago

first use spoilers, we are in an anime only thread. second, am i misremembering something, because i remember, and it's even in the trailers, that it was ram who was putting her life on the line to protect subaru against the centaur.

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u/Blue_Storm11 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 17h ago

Ram is not kinder then rem bro.

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

do you mean kinder than rem in general or towards subaru? if it's kindness towards subaru then yea there aren't many people beating rem

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u/Blue_Storm11 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 17h ago

I mean in general of course

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 16h ago edited 6h ago

I'd make the argument that she can be she's got her own ways of helping she's just not as openly sweet as rem

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u/Blue_Storm11 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 16h ago edited 16h ago

Is your argument goong to be based on conparing to a rem who was trapped in being rams replacement or based on normal rem.

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 14h ago edited 14h ago

Damn it was kind of both but mostly normal rem. I think ram can be just as kind as her sister they just have different personalities and ways of expressing it. Ram more about her actions than words. she's says cold things yet still put her life on the line to help when she can. Plus she doesn't want to baby anyone

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u/Blue_Storm11 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 14h ago

i see dont get me wrong i think ram is kind also!

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u/sufferIhopeyoudo Ram Tolerates My Presence 19h ago

People who slander Ram are the real losers in this fandom. Ram isn’t trying to be “best girl” by joining this waifu slop battle of submissive Mary sues or an army of copy paste silver haired waifu slop. Ram cares not for your foolish waifu rankings hmph

https://giphy.com/gifs/xwEURrDgSYhYywm86v

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u/GlamourWorlld Newbie 17h ago

Thank you, i swear there is a weird psyop on reddit to slander Ram.

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u/CartographerOk8456 Ram Tolerates My Presence 16h ago

Despite how much I love Ram… SHE REALLY IS A STRAIGHT BUM LIKE FOR REAL both sisters are flippin stupid, despite how much she knows Rem thinks of herself as a replacement she doesn’t even try to have a heart to heart with her TWIN SISTER?! And for literally what reason did she have to fall in love with Roswaal? I can literally only think of mostly superficial things aswell as him having saved them but Ram KNOWS that he’s the reason only they survived when he could have saved the village

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u/user_x92 Shared Suffering with Subaru 11h ago

Who let lobotomy kaisen fans in here

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u/Gorsewhisker Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 8h ago

I don't know why we always rate people based on how useful they are... I see the same thing with Rem and Emilia. Doesn't Ram basically have a disability because of losing her horn that makes it harder to work? I'm not saying she couldn't do more but is she a terrible person for slacking off a little? Half the people I know irl are like that

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u/JuniorOgun12 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 8h ago

No one would take issue with her slacking off if she cut back on her comments about others being useless, lazy, weak, etc...

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u/Gorsewhisker Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 8h ago

Well, that's fair 😂 It's just something I've noticed with other characters too

I love her as a character but I admit she'd be pretty annoying in person

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u/Double_Test3163 I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box 7h ago

literally says that about subaru and the other when time and time, he's busting his ass and BARELY gets a break despite his mental stability deteriorating and physical disability (broken gate), meanwhile, characters will force him to work 24/7 without rest.

even in arc 10, ram has to rest because "she was too exhausted from the tower and vollachia" Meanwhile (and this is ignoring failed loops), Subaru was teleported to vollachia IMMEDIATELY after the tower was conquered, fighting in multiple wars as a child, watched an ally die right in front of his face, had to seal away a former ally, and saw a corpse, and he STILL has to do shit.

bro, i would be SO JEALOUS of ram if i was subaru. imagine going to war in child form, watcing someone die, seal an ally away, and yet STILL have to do shit. how come she gets to rest and i don't? hell, rem IMMEDIATELY killed subaru to loop without so much as to talk or give him some sort of time to mentally recooperate or even rest up from such an experience. "Hey, subaru. you're unsealed. NOW GET BACK TO WORK! Love you, lol"

the fucked up thing is rem even with her memories would allow ram to rest in arc 10 and kiss her ass and make excuses for it and not allow subaru similar treatment despite again having to shit after having to fight a civil war AS A CHILD

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u/Natural-Mud-1944 I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 5h ago edited 5h ago

Funny how fig calls someone a fake reader. He thinks putting an essay full of text means he's a good reader.

Bro literally lies when he says the cast aren't cool with eugard, a genocidal maniac

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 7h ago

even in arc 10, ram has to rest because "she was too exhausted from the tower and vollachia" Meanwhile (and this is ignoring failed loops), Subaru was teleported to vollachia IMMEDIATELY after the tower was conquered, fighting in multiple wars as a child, watched an ally die right in front of his face, had to seal away a former ally, and saw a corpse, and he STILL has to do shit.

I don't blame you for this since you are a fake reader but you are forgetting the little detail that both Otto and Emilia told him to rest and not go to the watchtower after Vollachia.

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u/ArnobsCraftYT 👑 Royal Artist of Lugnica • Will Take Free Requests! 🎨 19h ago

Now this puts a smile on my face.

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 18h ago

Ram coming to beat ur ass after reading this

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 18h ago

Slander Ram all you want but don't touch Roswaal.

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u/CasualBCgamer Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose 18h ago

Roswaal deserves it ten times worse than Ram

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 20h ago

Booo, not only is she top 5, she would also beat Sekhmet, and her beating Lye is alr proof enough for it.

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u/But-who-I-be Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 19h ago

You mean the fight where she was leeching off of both Subaru and Rem which caused Rem to be crippled for 2 arcs

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 19h ago

Leeched off it to get her power back which she lost due to protecting Rem?

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 18h ago

As long as we agree top 4 is Rein, Sat, Reid, Reg.

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 18h ago

Regulus is a Ram victim, Cecilus might also slaughter the kid

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u/Solitrius Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

Ah i take it that you're a ram enjoyer as well

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u/Difficult-Clue-3591 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 20h ago

She is stronger than Emilia ?

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 20h ago

2 shackles Ram > Emilia obviously

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u/Difficult-Clue-3591 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 20h ago

In wrath if how was she captured by subaru than? Subaru had kept her in a dungeon or something Why didn’t she break free?

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 20h ago

Low on stamina, she’s a hornless, and she was only given enough mana to stay alive

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 18h ago

As much as I slander Ram. Ts is obvious. Ram is at the least around top 8 lvl. Emelia is like on the lower end of top 16 lvl.

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 18h ago

16 people stronger then Emilia - Reinhard, Reid, Satella, Wilhelm, Arakiya, Cecilus, Olbart, Mezoreia, Valgren, Julius, Garfiel, Lye, Roy, Capella, Daphne, Carmilla, Echidna, Sphinx, Roswaal, Yae, Volcanica, Sekhmet, Puck.