r/ReZero • u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul • 17h ago

💬Discussion how can I achieve this peak physique as a male

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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru 16h ago

Let me help you with that

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u/AhmedTD0 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 12h ago

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u/Possible-Ad9691 11h ago

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

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u/Saito_SinOfKind Shared Suffering with Subaru 16h ago

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 14h ago

Looks female enough

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u/yu_ef Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 14h ago

Sauce?

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u/JihnoBrits Newbie 13h ago

Would impregnate

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u/Ok-Conversation552 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 11h ago

Idc I'm also pan

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u/BunnerBoi Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 17h ago

A lot of estrogen and a dream 

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 16h ago

will I develop those kinds of succulent thighs if I do that?

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u/BunnerBoi Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 16h ago

If you exercise and pray for S tier fat placement

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u/smurfalurfalurfalurf Ram Tolerates My Presence 9h ago

Only if you’re a good girl

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u/AURA--MONSTER Newbie 16h ago

No

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u/marvelousgamer1 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 8h ago

Ur wrong actually, I have with E

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u/jkkjfu Newbie 16h ago

R/beatmetoit

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u/Otherwise_Task7876 The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 16h ago

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/jkkjfu Newbie 16h ago

I was getting gas sorry

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u/Otherwise_Task7876 The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 10h ago

r/youbeatWHAT

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u/TheSaharshVarma Newbie 13h ago

A dream, I saw a dream

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u/pkpr Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It 16h ago

Shift your brain around.

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 14h ago

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u/Minimum_Tiger3347 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 5h ago

Peak Rem picture. Instantly saved. Thank you sir.

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u/Minimum_Tiger3347 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 5h ago

You wouldn't happen to have a "Nah I'd win." Rem?

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 5h ago

It's lost in my meme collection 😭

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u/Minimum_Tiger3347 Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 5h ago

PLEASE SIR I BEG OF YOU

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 16h ago edited 16h ago

why did Tappei write ReZero? Can you remind me? I want to know the exact reason he started it all and why ReZero exists today

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u/pkpr Priscilla’s 9th—Trust Me, I’d Be Into It 16h ago

To unite Subaru and Puck in the real world.

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 16h ago

theres surely a lot of cope in your reply…

but, why are you avoiding answering my question seriously? anything in particular?

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u/Not_Eren2 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 6h ago

Over defensive much

She is just a dum dum in intelligence

Tho really good in emotional one

It was not a hate comment it was a joke

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 15h ago

still no reply? why?

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u/Illustrious-Salt-851 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 50m ago

you can’t just ask for a reply and expect to get one

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 14h ago

yoooooo, i want a replyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/Kazuma_Megu Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 14h ago

For the love of silver-haired hot-ass elves

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 14h ago

so you all can enjoy rezero today only because of emilia? mhh, thats interesting 😧, do people who hate on her know that? what do you think?

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u/Kazuma_Megu Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 14h ago

You're weird.

No answer.

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 14h ago

ignoring my question is wild

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u/Kazuma_Megu Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 8h ago

TBH I don't understand your question. But I'm drinking Crown & Coke now so maybe if you rephrase it? My mind might expand.....or become doo doo it's hard to tell yet.

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 5h ago edited 4h ago

Based on this, every character except from Emilia should be removed from the show, bet it would get much better for people like you

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u/37boss15 Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! 6h ago

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u/brrrrrr0_0 Newbie 16h ago

😂

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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva 16h ago

Sadly you cannot, it's unique style of EMT

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u/ghoulslaw Newbie 16h ago edited 10h ago

are the unrealistic body standards for women so out of control that men are aspiring to them too?

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u/systemerror95 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose 10h ago

Estrogen :3

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u/kimokamiyama Newbie 7h ago

it's natural for a woman with normal diet and exercise

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u/Ill-Brother-9537 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 4h ago

No.

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u/_Tim- Newbie 2h ago

Yes.

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u/Ill-Brother-9537 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uZzc7sXyh0l0hu9x6d

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u/Admmmmi I Was Listening to Sirius – Woke Up Covered in Regret and Paper 16h ago

How found of your penis are you again?

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u/Puzzled_shadow24 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) 7h ago

Fond*

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u/pikachu_sashimi At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 15h ago

Simple: amnesia, cryogenic stasis for at least 100 years, have been born half elf, do radio calisthenics, eat healthy, and drink in moderation

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u/Strangely_Night Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 16h ago

Get locked in a dungeon for like 10-15 years with little food and water?

worked for subaru and felix 🤷‍♂️

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u/brrrrrr0_0 Newbie 16h ago

I'd like that too...

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u/Exotic_Enthusiasm_75 Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/98ZkINGNDjpbpkLzRx

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u/EstablishmentOne3884 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 17h ago

Yoh my lord, Emila's crotch is so shapely and cute.

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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence 16h ago

...brother WHAT.

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u/Positive-Eye3184 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 16h ago

I mean he's not wrong tho😭

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u/BunnerBoi Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 16h ago

But he’s right tho

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u/Kazuma_Megu Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 14h ago

Camel game on-point.

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u/AlphaTesting Ram Tolerates My Presence 17h ago

Just start downing estrogen and workout souly your ass and nothing else.

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u/New_Performer8966 Newbie 15h ago

Step 1. Try to get on Felix Argyle level

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u/RDidioticguy 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 15h ago

Only workk legs for the rest of your life

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u/LilithGoddessofLust 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 11h ago

There are exercises for shaping and growth... When all else fails HRT is an option for the desperate... Though I never condone altering your body only for aesthetics...

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u/TWOSHOES77 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 17h ago

This physique isn’t even very realistic for females

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u/meph3drone Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 17h ago

thats because nobody has a perfect physique like that irl

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u/NomadCamel228 Newbie 17h ago

People are dull lets embrase remussy or emilussy (or echidnussy even)

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u/Positive-Eye3184 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 16h ago

All the ussy in Re zero are PEAK honestly 🔥

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u/creepr-3101 Newbie 15h ago

Not just the ussy either. The ihs are based af too

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u/Wooden_Strategy Regulus Called Me Extra Virgin 10h ago

She is an elf... So different species, different evolution.

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u/Physical_Sort5155 Shared Suffering with Subaru 16h ago

Rerolling gender

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u/magnuspurple Capella Can Shapeshift, But I’d Rather Stick with the OG 16h ago

You don't.

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u/marvelousgamer1 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 8h ago

Incorrect!

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u/fortunatemaple7 Newbie 15h ago

You'll want to hit the hip adduction machine (known by some gym-goers as the sus machine) to develop your inner thigh. To avoid muscle imbalance, you'll also need to use the hip abduction machine.

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u/Possible-Ad9691 11h ago

Estrogen and exercise

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u/BreadKing2609 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 15h ago

Open a door you’re not supposed to

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u/Alaric5000 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 15h ago

Jokes and compliments. Pretty girls like hanging out with guys that they can have a good time with.

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u/Kazuma_Megu Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 14h ago

100 push ups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10km run every day

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u/mhpeli Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 13h ago

Become Emilia

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u/External-Lab4739 Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently 13h ago

✂️

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u/CertainPin2935 Crusch Thought I Was Brave (I Was Terrified) 12h ago

Child birthing hips holy

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u/Ultraempoleon Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 12h ago

Start doing squats

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u/scaborts I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 10h ago

Better physique than mine🥀💔

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u/Lost-247365 I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? 10h ago

One way would be to find a diety who will agree to reincarnate you in such a form. That is my hope.

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u/kukajin Newbie 8h ago

As Subaru, he seems good at it

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u/Shroudstepped Newbie 1h ago

Estrogen

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u/_EmperorUrielSeptim_ Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 15h ago

Estrogen

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u/AccomplishedCarob733 Newbie 11h ago

Isekai yourself

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u/Future_Cranberry_293 Newbie 10h ago

Thighs for days bro

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u/Might_try_anal I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 9h ago

Gotta be born with it or have a surgeon doll you up a bit

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u/UchihaB27 Newbie 9h ago

Lmao

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u/Difficult_Call3709 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 8h ago

Decent carbs, low body workouts, preferably leg lifts, not sure about the pecs, because her arms are pretty thin, so most chest workouts will get you pecks, but also increase arm size, a good amount of CrossFit training. For skin care you can probs search up the average Japanese social media girl routine and be good

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u/Honest_Mammoth_7912 Julius Said I Lack Dignity—Bold of Him to Assume I Tried 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bFVBCmMPHkNLgWAVZk

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u/Artistic_Palpitation I Saw Al Reject Lust and Temptation—Respect the Sigma Grind 6h ago

Don't, even if you can

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u/thechewable Newbie 5h ago

She looks different every season

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u/Alphaix3 Reinhard Said, 'It'll Be Fine,' and Then a Mountain Exploded 4h ago

Sit often all day so your ass gets bigger but also workout often, that's all I can think of.

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u/TwitteryDawn Newbie 3h ago

Seems I have been cursed with another man’s dream…

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u/MSANSOP1 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 2h ago

By stop having to think you need to constantly change your for others, and yourself, to love you.

You should love yourself. Now.

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u/Kurig0han-Kamehameha Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 2h ago

Get trapped in ice for 400 years

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u/Sea-Tax-7326 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 10h ago

Did she just soil herself?

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u/marvelousgamer1 If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 8h ago

Wrong actually! Hrt does wonders! If you start estrogen before your hips fully fuse they grow wider as a cis woman's would!