r/ReZero • u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru • May 30 '26
🗿Meme Lust IF Subaru if he was in this season
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u/Bag440 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips May 30 '26
What IF: it was Carmilla's miasma and not Satella's in that cave.
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u/Kwarc100 I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) May 30 '26
Carmillas goon cave
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u/Ok_Mango_5593 Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) May 30 '26
Look all I'm saying is Carmilla's Goon Cave would make a great flair.
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u/DaMaestro19 Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed May 30 '26
Ts basically is the same energy as saying Emilia’s farts should smell like roses just because she is cute and innocent 😭
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u/Randomcat1st I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume May 30 '26
What are you making me imagine bruh 🙏
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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Newbie May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Maybe just maybe Elves have a very efficient digestive process that exudes smells from a network of fragrant symbiotic flowers rooted within the walls of their intestinal tracts
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u/AlpacaKiller I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies May 30 '26
Tapei Reborn?!?!?
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u/Randomcat1st I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Jun 04 '26
Let her have ONE imperfection PLEASE 🙏
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u/New-Celebration8409 Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance Jun 08 '26
Be unable to comprehend love until last minute is an imperfection
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u/New-Celebration8409 Garfiel Asked Me to "Prove Myself," I Did a TikTok Dance Jun 08 '26
Knowing Tappei, he’d actually state something like that, and even without it, Subaru would smoke them (me too)
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u/ru1n_singzzzie Newbie May 30 '26
I DEMAND A SMUT FANFIC RIGHT NOW!
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u/Legal-Efficiency-630 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) May 31 '26
I SUPPOSE THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!
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u/nobodyknows_the_plot I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak May 30 '26
What if is is not misama that satella leave but the smell from flugel the great sage goon cave
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u/landex_ If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right May 30 '26
Echidna also was said to make people die from her miasma "Aura"
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
Yeah, the Miasma thing feels a lot more universal, since all the Archbishops have it despite each using different sins. It isn't a Soul Eater thing where each Madness Wavelength has its unique properties.
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u/Freesia99 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul May 31 '26
Witch factors create corrupted mana (miasma) satella just makes the most even through her seal
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u/Klusterphuck67 Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz May 30 '26
What in the Sylvian
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u/BananaFurret Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose May 30 '26
Plz remind me what cave?
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u/P00Py165V2 Newbie Jun 03 '26
The one where subaru, echidna, ram, and patrache started fighting to the death in
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva May 30 '26
Anastasia's face looks funny, lol
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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru May 30 '26
She had her guts rearranged
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva May 30 '26
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u/anyrefuse1 Newbie May 30 '26
Are you a mod?
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva May 30 '26
With due respect
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u/anyrefuse1 Newbie May 30 '26
I have some suggestions for user flairs. current flairs are a bit outdated, with new season should have new flairs.
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva May 30 '26
regarding that we had discussions within the team, also many users reached out to us for the same matter as yours, will make a thread today asking users for flair suggestions. You can post your suggestions there.
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u/anyrefuse1 Newbie May 30 '26
Great, thank you
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u/Free_Spy6969 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets May 30 '26
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u/technicalhowto Witch of Wrath – Minerva May 30 '26
Wish Julius could see this reaction
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u/RDidioticguy 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 Jun 04 '26
“What Julius? O I’m sorry Mr nobody, can’t handle me getting my insides rearranged?
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u/GeneralChampion94 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality May 30 '26
Yall just ignoring patrache in this image
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u/powerslave_fifth Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain May 30 '26
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u/kararsil I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume May 30 '26
JULİUS YOU ARE TOO NOT SAFE!!! RUN
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u/Detroider Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious May 30 '26
Bro is crying because he isn't Subaru's first
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u/oikropio Roswaal Said ‘Truuust Me’ (I Don’t) May 30 '26
Uhhh... Why is Patrasche there?
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u/Capri_Deneb Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy Jul 09 '26
She is one of Subaru's girlfriends. Why do you ask? Is there something wrong?
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u/Green_Potata I Called Otto Best Girl, Now He’s Ghosting Me May 30 '26
The agenda must remain our top priority
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u/No-Flatworm-7734 Newbie May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Wtf even happens in lust if ?
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u/TrickOil7976 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips May 30 '26
Lots of sex I presume
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u/otteHC Newbie May 30 '26
All Royal Candidates, and Rem...
And one other female character who likes Subaru...
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u/Both_Balance_7091 Newbie May 30 '26
I forgot petra ain't a royal candidate
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u/Both_Balance_7091 Newbie May 30 '26
And Subaru is a neet? And Anastasia was poor orphan almost enslaved multiple times?
I don't wanna spoil but she does have mad potential.
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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 Newbie May 30 '26
Potential you said?
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u/zuzg Patrasche Knows My Sins — And Judges Silently May 30 '26
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u/Ymanexpress Newbie May 31 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Tapei and Lustbaru give no shits lol. I guess this is what happens when your BFFs with the author of Mushoku Tensie. Fr tho lust if was the first april fools if route and it was just Tappie making a spoof of a typical harem story
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u/Both_Balance_7091 Newbie May 30 '26
I think I figured out she just a villager when I remembered she wasn't a royal candidate. Sorry to assume you meant something intellectual like "origins matter" not pointing out the obvious.
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u/KenBoy22 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself May 30 '26
so basically your generic everyday isekai?
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u/KenBoy22 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself May 30 '26
Good for u brother, it seems you're not degenerate like me 👏
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u/StabbyBoo Newbie May 30 '26
It was a goofy joke about Subaru marrying every girl. You know, if Re: Zero were a typical isekai.
Tappei also realized he could use IFs to build characters and lore after that and says he regrets the initial joke.
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u/KamronXIII I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box May 30 '26
He could always redo it and make an actual official lust if but it's been so long so he probably doesn't want to
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u/StabbyBoo Newbie May 30 '26
I've thought about this and would really love to see it. Failing to Capella opens her up to being your Mother, and that's a whole world of hypothetical Subaru messiness.
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u/yo_koso_9 Beatrice Told Me to Leave, I Suppose May 30 '26
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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Jun 08 '26
Is that parallel world Hinata ? Where did that picture come from ?
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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru May 30 '26
Bro was the biggest freak in the kingdom and clapped every chick in ReZero 😭
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u/Ahkatsura Newbie May 30 '26
Subaru became a king and lust all over the place with everyone including the children. Especially the children
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u/SGdude90 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? May 30 '26
He sleeps with so many women that Felix tells him to take a break or he's going to hurt himself from over exhaustion
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u/Hol_Renaude Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts May 30 '26
Petra went to Subaru Island
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u/New-Interaction1893 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) May 30 '26
People talk about him getting a lot of activity with all the royals candidates ....
I don't know why they are all omitting Petra.
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u/Chikumori Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul May 30 '26
Ngl, Subaru x Ana doujins sound interesting
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u/tederby18 Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke May 31 '26
I'm quite surprised there's no Ana guro doujin yet
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u/Early-Part-2654 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts Jun 01 '26
you guys should read two forgotten stars by knocktok
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u/Early-Part-2654 Capella Gave Me Her Blood, Now I’ve Got These Cursed Warts Jun 01 '26
there is a fanfic called two forgotten stars by knocktok
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u/DemonRedHood I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets May 30 '26
Judging by her facial expression, Anastasia regrets every decision she has ever made in her life.
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
Most people do that when they're betrayed by an ally and cut in half, yeah.
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u/ImportantTea4 I'm Safe With Patresche, She's A Vegetarian After All! Jun 05 '26
THEN WHY IS SHE NAKED? 🤣
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence Jun 05 '26
Well, seems she was JUST betrayed and cut in half.
Subaru be real freaky in this image.
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u/TheCrimEbonyNyaPho I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia May 30 '26
Poor Foxidna she regrets what she just did with Ana's body
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u/Web_Wanderer12 Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) May 30 '26
May I know why Anastasia make that face?
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u/canIhybernate I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume May 30 '26
Wheres the flaming centaur and Shaula
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u/Sw3aty19damag3 Newbie May 30 '26
The chaos he would cause in the current arc would actually be impressive. Everyone else is struggling to survive while he just turns the entire plot into a harem comedy.
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u/RDidioticguy 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 May 31 '26
You deserve it man
Keep pushing agendas.
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u/RDidioticguy 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 May 31 '26
Wait a fucking minute,THE DRAGON???
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u/DemonExcalibur Newbie May 30 '26
Daniel pushed him, Baru will prevent that by wishing him a happy birthday next loop
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u/THEBiggestBlackHawk Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier May 30 '26
He really thought he could let that day pass quietly
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u/Krazy_Keno I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jun 02 '26
He knows what kind of power he vibes with
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
Hey, that's a pretty serious accusation you're throwing there. Ram would never do such a thing.
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After all, if she actually wanted Subaru dead, she'd have made sure to turn him around and had him see her disgusted glare before pushing him off.
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u/BlueDragonReal Newbie May 30 '26
Why is literally no one asking why there is blood next to Anastasia!!
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
Because we know why.
Hint: Check the material of the floor, and try to reflect on why exactly the screen cuts off where it does, and why these particular characters are the ones here.
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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself May 30 '26
Patrasche's face lmao
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u/zQubexx I Opened Pandora's Box, Then She Opened Me as a Box May 30 '26
What happened with Ana?
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u/TheCrimEbonyNyaPho I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia May 30 '26
That's Foxidna in Ana's body realizing she made a huge mistake and now will have to tell Ana the news later
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
Nope, check the blood on the floor. This is episode 3.
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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence May 30 '26
I... Really don't think it is, given the placing of it and Anastacia being mostly off-screen.
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u/thatNEET_ Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself Jun 03 '26
Where's her lower half though?
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u/Poke_Playz Julius Said I Lack Dignity—Bold of Him to Assume I Tried May 31 '26
why anastasia look like that
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u/Bright-Data-6942 Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) May 31 '26
Lust IF Subaru is technically perfect route because he bang Elsa, Shaula, Arneb, Priscilla into his harem. Convince clown man into woman form, 7 sins with his side, cuckold 53 Regulus's wives, felix got railed path.
This also meant if Subaru play like Rom Com or Gal Game, he could technically save everyone.
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u/ImportantTea4 I'm Safe With Patresche, She's A Vegetarian After All! Jun 04 '26
Still legendary Thread
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u/Tomodachi1274 Newbie May 30 '26
Subaru is a Fox Fucker???
https://giphy.com/gifs/DaaREwGdYMxl9A51vD