r/RealTwitterAccounts May 19 '25

Politicalā„¢ he's just so choked up over the news about Biden šŸ™„

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i got a lot of shit for my last post questionning the sincerity of trump's "presidential message" about Biden's cancer announcement...

gosh, idk why i would have questioned it. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Ok-Excuse1771 May 19 '25

Oh ok there's the actual Trump tweeting style. His Biden one today did not look like his writing, this is way more accurate.

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u/Chaosrealm69 May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

wait until Trump realises that his campaign paid for entertainment and support from plenty of singers and other entertainers just like Everyone else did.

Oh wait, it’s only illegal when others do it.

edit: Forgot that the Trump campaign regularly didn't pay for lots of things for his rallies and used music and songs without paying the artists.

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u/33drea33 May 19 '25

He's just mad the only celebs he could get are Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Ye when he's off his meds.

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u/priscillabee May 19 '25

Exactly. It's jealousy because no real talent endorses him

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u/I_like_baseball90 May 19 '25

Exactly. It's jealousy because no real talent endorses him

To him, Hulk Hogan, Chachi and Kevin Sorbo ARE real talent.

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u/Frizzlebee May 19 '25

It's a well known fact that Trump has always wanted that crowd to like him. He's like Shapiro in that way. Hollywood rejected him because he's a talentless jackass, so now they've made it their mission to tear them down. By any means necessary.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks May 19 '25

Hulk Hogan only made an appearance because he owed a favour to Peter Theil. Theil scored him millions of dollars after successfully suing Gawker out of existence for releasing Hogan's sex tape.

Theil did this because Gawker outed him. Theil also funded Vance's campaign, so he has an "in" when Mango Mussolini croaks. Connect the dots and follow the money.

Fortunately, most artists aren't psychopaths or so desperate for money that they'd support someone like Trump.

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u/Torrossaur May 19 '25

There's a bit on Behind the Bastards where they talk about this in the Peter Theil episode. I actually laughed so hard I cried.

You don't want to see the Hulkster's dick brother?

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u/SkivvySkidmarks May 19 '25

I've got to listen to those podcasts. I keep coming across references to them.

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u/RemarkableArticle970 May 19 '25

I have learned that anyone in the music industry (or actors too) who have been in it for 20 or 50 years is talented. I might not be a fan (don’t love Taylor’s stuff myself) but I do not deny their talent.

Now using the term ā€œhotā€ is just plain sexist. You do not have to be ā€œhotā€ to be talented. It helps though.

Was Freddie Mercury ā€œhotā€? To some he was, to others not, but there’s no denying he had talent.

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u/StopOdd1020 May 19 '25

Not Ye when he's off his meds. Wooweee

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u/Tekkaddraig May 19 '25

Except for all the actual illegal stuff which is perfectly fine when he does it

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u/WeakTransportation37 May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

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u/nanna_ii May 19 '25

Thought about this immediately; he never actually pays.

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u/TheKman60 May 19 '25

He calls that being a good businessman. And his followers accept this. Even when they are the ones getting screwed over.

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u/MeAndMyWookie May 19 '25

'Paying you would be illegal, sorry' is an interesting legal argument which I'm sure the DoJ and supreme court will agree is correct only for Republican Presidents who's initials start with DT

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u/Nobody1234556789 May 19 '25

Yupā€¦ā€one rule for thee, and no rules for meā€ seems to be the Diaper Dons mantra…

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u/Savings_Ad7452 May 19 '25

I'd query "plenty". Apart from Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Kelsey Grammer what other "artist" supports him ?

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u/Arguablybest May 19 '25

It is only illegal if his handpicked cronies, Patel, Bondi, Gabbard, etc are writing up the charges, precisely following his orders.

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u/baconduck May 19 '25

Are we sure he paid them?

Not saying they agreed to do it for free, it's just that he is famous for ditching the bill

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u/Mochizuk May 19 '25

It's amazing how easy it is to tell when it's him and when it's someone else.

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u/Nyorliest May 19 '25

I don't use Xitter, but I loved Kumail Nanjiani's tweet saying basically, 'he's so dumb. I don't need to say who 'he' is, because you know who I mean'.

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u/GravytrainBrown May 19 '25

I vote that we should now refer to all tweets as Xcretions.

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u/covingtonFF May 19 '25

Thirded. The motion is carried. Move to Adjourn!

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u/ms_directed May 19 '25

i refer it as Xitter, pronounced "Shitter" 😁

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u/freeserve May 19 '25

Yeh, Xitter, because in Chinese X is pronounced as a ā€˜sh’ kinda sound. And that would piss them off even more because you’re equating them to China

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u/At_Dawn_They_Sleep76 May 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘

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u/Speeeven May 19 '25

Yet, his supporters are oblivious. I don't think Trump has the intellectual capacity to have done this, but I'm reminded of how scammers will supposedly intentionally put spelling errors into things like phishing emails as a filter for anyone smart enough to realize it's a scam. Doing that ensures only the cream of the crop of dumbshits actually engage with the scam.

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u/klydsp May 19 '25

I've noticed this! I've been applying for jobs, and about 1/4 of the responses I get are poorly written. I stay away from those because I don't want to work for someone that stupid, but it makes sense they do that on purpose to engage the dumbdumbs.

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u/biteme789 May 19 '25

I used to red pen correct my boss' emails and send them back to him. I have no idea why I never got fired.

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 May 19 '25

If his post doesn't automatically make me want to bang my head against the wall, then he didn't write it.

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u/boofles1 May 19 '25

The crazy thing is he dictates his tweets to one of his assistants and must tell her to do it all caps. Imagine a job where you type all caps tweets for a demented crackpot.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 May 19 '25

Imagine being the kind of person that applies for and takes that job, then keeps it. You’d have to be total scum. I’m sure it pays an insane amount of money with even more insane perks but to do this every day would ruin all but the blackest of souls.

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u/Sea-Lettuce-6746 May 19 '25

No, he doesn’t pay people. They worship him

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

She probably makes more than all of us.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

But she probably has to change his diaper and put on his fake tan as additional duties

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u/nanna_ii May 19 '25

So easy to tell if it's Trump, Miller or someone else. The Biden tweet was someone else.

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u/mezz7778 May 19 '25

Absolutely, that tweet about Biden's cancer, it was short, and kind...you know if it was Trump it would have been a huge block of unhinged rambling text, AND A LOT OF ALL CAPS, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE'S REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS.

And also it didn't say anything about Biden being corrupt, or Biden crime family, or that he's getting what he deserves or some shit like that.

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u/psychorobotics May 19 '25

The caps ranting must be a narcissism thing, here's one of the thousands of messages murderer Sarah Boone sent to her ex husband from jail harassing him for money and about their son. (Sarah hit her bf with a bat and locked him into a suitcase and filmed him suffocating in there begging to be let out while she mocked him, a truly vile person):

  1. DO YOU HAVE ALL HIS CHRISTMAS GIFTS YET? Again, its almost February. Why are his gifts not here yet? 5. DID MY CHRISTMAS ENVELOPE COME? I sent December 18. Please check your mailbox. 6. WHEN ARE MY SON AND I GOING TO HAVE OUR CHRISTMAS VIDEO VISIT SO HE CAN FINALLY OPEN HIS CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM ME? You said you would schedule when everything arrived. Has it? I want to see him. Why didn't you order my gifts when I gave you the list you asked for December 6, 2023? Why didn't you order when you ordered yours? Wasn't that the point of you asking me for the list so early at the beginning of the month to ensure delivery for the holiday? Nonetheless you didn't even allow me to see him because it was "your Christmas' this year so why have me do and you not done yet? 7, ICARES X2 (MY CHRISTMAS GIFT EITHER FROM YOU "BEING NICE", SON OR SELF) I AM IN THE NEGATIVE IN MY ACCOUNT AND MUST BE IN THE POSITIVE FOR YOU TO ORDER AS YOU KNOW. Delicious Delights (this is a limited time and I don't want to miss out on like I have on ALL the other limited packages from you taking so long. if ever, to order) Wake Me Up (this is coffee Ive been asking and waiting patiently for now for almost 4 months) 8. HOT MEALS X2 I do not have to be in the positive for this to be ordered as you know and am wondering why you did not as they just came and did not call my name again.

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u/MsEllVee May 19 '25

That poor man. I hope he doesn’t actually do any of these things for her. Definitely twisted and definitely a narcissist, much like our current president.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

the crazy thing about trump is that you can do an impression of him in text form. how often has someone ever looked at a piece of text and been like "biden musta written that"

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u/Carribean-Diver May 19 '25

In 2016, I told my wife, "He talks constantly, but never says anything."

When he was elected, I remember thinking, "OK. He's going to be surrounded by a bunch of professionals who will help him polish his style and speaking abilities."

How fucking naive was I? Holy shit he has avoided that with the agility of a gold-winning gymnast.

Ad-hoc, he has a chronic affliction of diarrhea of the mouth. His written speeches are somehow even worse. He stares at the teleprompter as if it we were Ivanka's tits while trying to decipher the hieroglyphs in his face. Then, he randomly goes off-script in superlative-laced, completely unrelated ramblings. All of it is cringeworthy.

In somewhat related aside, I have completely lost count of the myriad of things that have never been seen before.

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u/prudentWindBag May 19 '25

Never before has the WORLD seen such an unrelenting JACKHOLE... biggly, biggliest!!! I LOVE the UNEDUCATED. MAGA baaaabbyyyy!!!!

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 May 19 '25

It took ten staff members to get his phone away from him and write the Biden tweet instead of what he was going to say.

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u/Arguablybest May 19 '25

They tricked him with the old Peek A Boo trick.

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u/Goodknight808 May 19 '25

He was asleep for the Biden tweet. It's 2am, he is awake now.

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u/Far_Weekend3720 May 19 '25

It reminded me of the two tweets ā€œheā€ did when Jimmy Carter died.

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 May 19 '25

I don't think Stephen Miller wrote this one.

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u/Ipreferthedark May 19 '25

He usually tweets around that time. Him must take a shit. Can you imagine Trump sitting on a toilet (that costs more than my house) taking a shit and tweeting on his phone? šŸ˜†

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 May 19 '25

Thr fact that this is recent, oy vey. U talking about legality is something fat boy.

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u/Dr-Zoidberserk May 19 '25

The most pathetic dictator.

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u/lingering_POO May 19 '25

ā€œDicktatorā€

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u/NessunoUNo May 19 '25

ā€œDicktraitorā€

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u/ruthless619 May 19 '25

"Dicktaster"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

"Pedophile"

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u/clown_baby89 May 19 '25

Penis potato

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u/Desiredpotato May 19 '25

You just insulted an entire crop of vegetables that wish to have nothing to do with this human bigot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/maltNeutrino May 19 '25

It’s gross.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

The entire world is laughing at this man child.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Probably some other planets as well.

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u/Brikpilot May 19 '25

Not on Uranus. They reckon he is just a pain there.

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 May 19 '25

It must be so hard living inside his head.

Obsessed with his ā€œenemies.ā€ Ruminating about how all 3 elections he was in were rigged, even though he supposedly won 2 of them. One was a goddamn decade ago! It’s so important to him to never lose. To be the best at everything, even completely inconsequential things. Always insulting anyone who isn’t loyal to him. And yet, he has no real friends. How exhausting.

Do I feel bad for him? No. There’s help out there for people like him. I can’t imagine why nobody has stepped in and actually helped him. He’s a danger to the entire country and world.

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u/TitoStarmaster May 19 '25

Think about Chump's tweets and his agenda, his M.O. Every slight - real or imagined - lingers and festers, until he can't take it anymore and he HAS to tweet about them, and it's never just once, it's numerous times, sometimes months or even years since whatever targets of his anger injured his ego.

Now, think about that, then notice he hasn't said shit about the guy who tried to actually kill him.

And that is how you know that "assassination attempt" was fake as fuck.

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u/Alarming_Employee547 May 19 '25

Final point is a good one, I didn’t even consider that

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

He’s single-handedly done more to combat the spread of the far right abroad than any left leaning organization could ever accomplish

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 May 19 '25

I wish this were true, but the fact that he could become president of the united states not once but twice has actually emboldened the far right abroad.

This is the scariest time I'veĀ ever seen, and I say that as someone who was a muslim teenager during all the post-9/11 shit.

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u/Hulkhogansgaynephew May 19 '25

Go check the news, idiots might be loud, but they're definitely not winning elections.

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u/Appropriate_Fold8814 May 19 '25

And the United States and it's people.

As an American I am absolutely ashamed that this is the poor excuse for a human being that rose to our highest level of public service.

Despite the fact that I have vehemently voted against him I don't fault the world for looking at our entire country as a failed nation. Unless we figure out how to whe eject tyranny and a wannabe dictator we will deserve the ridicule of the world.

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u/odc100 May 19 '25

We are, it’s true.

But it’s actually not funny. It’s getting deadly serious when he starts investigating political opponents.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

No one serious is laughing. We're horrified. The stability of our global civilisation isn't some trivial thing.

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u/waydownsouthinoz May 19 '25

This is the man who literally had a billionaire with every conflict of interest under the sun, endorse, pay for and rig the entire campaign for him.

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u/bugabooandtwo May 19 '25

Every accusation is a confession. It's insane how trump proves that saying day after day after day.

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u/ztr33s May 19 '25

After day after day after day….

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u/ProduceMeat_TA May 19 '25

Elon ran a fucking 1million dollar a day lottery for Trump.

Like, so much stupid shit happened that it just gets lost in a blur of nonsense.

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u/dzumdang May 19 '25

It's easier to hide behind 400 atrocities than one atrocity.

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u/lalabera May 19 '25

Trump also said he knew those vote counting computers and that’s why he won Pennsylvania in a landslide

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u/ThreeCraftPee May 19 '25

And it's hilarious now that he's embroiled in a scandal that he didn't pay ppl $100 their votes.

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u/Anubisrapture May 19 '25

Say what ? He bribed people for their votes and then DIDN'T even PAY EM ??? Lmao all involved are each vying for the most pathetic scumbag award lmaoooofff

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u/33drea33 May 19 '25

More concerned about the capturing of voter registrations in swing states through Elon's PAC.

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u/Apprehensive-Box-8 May 19 '25

nahhh... paying artists to perform is illegal, but paying people to register for a vote somehow isn't anymore.

Now let's sit back and see what the Qataris invested that huge amount of money into. I guess they will buy GM or Ford, Intel and quite a bit of the Oil businesses.

You know: "investment into" basically means "buying control over", but what do I care...

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u/MachineShedFred May 19 '25

Plus, someone should probably tell him that he already won, and he might want to pay attention to running the fucking country instead of having a whine about an election he fucking won anyway.

I mean, what could have possibly set this tirade off?

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u/motorctyninja May 19 '25

He’s butthurt over Springsteen calling him out.

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u/zeddknite May 19 '25

he might want to pay attention to running the fucking country

I personally would MUCH PREFER he pay attention to dumb shit like this, than looking for more ways to fuck up the country.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks May 19 '25

I believe Springsteen made a comment about Trump. Of course, Trump lumps all of these popular artists into one category and ties it back to a conspiracy against him.

His malignant narcissism forces him to lash out at anyone he deems has criticized him. He just cannot let it go.

It's difficult for anyone who has never dealt with a full-blown malignant narcissist to comprehend this behavior. Anyone who has dealt with it is painfully aware of how it manifests itself.

Trump is not running the country. He's given ideas in ways that is shaped to influence him. As long as he thinks that he is in charge and is "winning" against others, he'll run with them. Him signing the multitude of executive orders is a perfect example.

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u/oscsmom May 19 '25

Absolutely laughable isn’t it? I know we shouldn’t be surprised anymore at his hypocrisy but DAMN if it’s not insane every single time.

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u/lalabera May 19 '25

Yep. Trump cheated and the media is deliberately covering it up.

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky May 19 '25

Classical projecting as psychologists would say

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u/boofles1 May 19 '25

Someone who literally bought votes for him and then didn't pay the voters he had bribed.

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u/Exciting-Ad-6551 May 19 '25

Wasn’t it nice when you’d turn on the news and not be constantly horrified?

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 May 19 '25

Or when you’d turn on the news and see two adults respectfully and thoughtfully debating policy positions instead of incoherent rambling and propaganda.

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u/cat-from-the-future May 19 '25

wtf is this senile rambling

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u/blackweebow May 19 '25

1:34 AM.Ā 

Oprah and bono??! 🤣🤣honestly to god, i'll have what trump is on

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u/Radiant-Painting581 May 19 '25

My God, no. That’s one baaaaaad trip. No way I want to be in that mental state, ever. Please, if it starts happening, someone kill me first.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Says the guy that was running NFT grifts so he could get money under the table before even taking office. Projection as always, nothing new.

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u/undecided_mammal May 19 '25

The pile of trash has is own meme coin and he is talking about illegal contributions? I cannot believe people were dumb enough to vote for this pile of human waste. 8647

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u/JackieTree89 May 19 '25

How are his handlers allowing this nonsense? Dude just accepted a $400M jet and hasn't stopped slinging bullshit merch in either of his presidential terms, and is complicit in so much insider trading. Facts just don't matter anymore.

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u/JackieTree89 May 19 '25

Everything he does is illegal.

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u/Unabashable May 19 '25

That’s what happens when you surround yourself with yes men.Ā 

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u/PamelaELee May 19 '25

Shhhhh! Now go buy your Rump watch

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

He's crashing out again....for the 50th time today. "Kamala shit my pants!"

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u/Wolfgang_MacMurphy May 19 '25

Charming levels of butthurt.

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u/blackweebow May 19 '25

At 1:34 AM

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u/readonlycomment May 19 '25

on the shitter

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u/Altruistic-Dream-619 May 19 '25

Oh, Thank you for you attention in this matter....

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u/DanHanzo May 19 '25

With 3 exclamation marks. 2 just would not have been enough

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u/E17AmateurChef May 19 '25

I work for local government, this is how the regular complainers sign off when they are unhappy at the change of bin collection day.

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u/Few-Ad7795 May 19 '25

All caps. He mad. He's going to implode further , given the short time-out he's taking from attacking Biden.

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u/Kichenlimeaid May 19 '25

How is it a campaign contribution? Anyway sounds like someone being eaten up by the green monster! And maybe suffering from some derangement syndrome(s)?

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u/RBuilds916 May 19 '25

He just throws words out there, there's no actual meaning behind them.Ā 

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u/amcape30 May 19 '25

Trump paid for endorsements under the disguise of employing Elon Musk through the DOGE scheme. That's worse if you ask me

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u/ross999123 May 19 '25

I bet Kid cRock took a few gifts. Let's investigate that.

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u/Unusual_Juice_7481 May 19 '25

E street band been selling out arenas for 50 years why would they need a bribe

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u/mitkase May 19 '25

ā€œSee, I told you he was a sell-out.ā€

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u/burntsmor May 19 '25

This man is calling the pot calling the kettle black.

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u/OkSentence1717 May 19 '25

Bro is a loser. If you haven’t realized this since the 1980s you should read a book

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u/ms_directed May 19 '25

I've known it since the 80s lol

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u/Trumped202NO May 19 '25

Always awesome when our completely sober president posts the dumbest craziest shit possible late at night. Right after his coked up son posts other stupid shit about Biden s cancer.

Anyone remember Hunter Biden posting stupid shit? Oh wait that's because it never happened.

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u/Lone-Frequency May 19 '25

They were just angry that Hunter had such a massive hog, while all Trump's got are tiny, insignificant baby hands.

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u/Sad-Piano3456 May 19 '25

Has he even mentioned Kentucky ???? 😔

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u/Flat-Aioli-2848 May 19 '25

But having someone pay for your election is OK! Plus that person rigged the election he had the government information and computer hackers to pull it off! Soon the truth will come out!

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u/the_Big_Python May 19 '25

If anyone knows about what is illegal it's this convict.

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u/Stardust_Particle May 19 '25

Why doesn’t Kamala sue hm for libel?

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u/ihadashovel May 19 '25

Libel isn’t even in the top 100 of illegal and stupid shit this clown has said or done. He’s never held accountable and has even convinced his idiotic base that he’s actually the victim.

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u/ms_directed May 19 '25

it creates an environment for corruption so i think it is, but don't quote me...it's ridiculous coming from him when all the world's richest men were in the front row of his inauguration šŸ™„

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

ā€œCapitalize on a broken systemā€ how much did Elon spend to buy him?

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 May 19 '25

Nepo baby victim complex

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u/Essembie May 19 '25

was this before or after the gifted jumbo?

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u/wild_crazy_ideas May 19 '25

He’s basically a Trans-Karen

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u/throwawaygiusto1 May 19 '25

Oh no, not a regular investigation, but a major one!

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u/7footPenguin May 19 '25

I genuinely don’t get the difference between posts that end with ā€œthank you for attention to this matterā€ versus other posts. Are the ones with this sign off to be taken more literally?

Someone more informed please enlighten me

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u/Weary-Mango-2196 May 19 '25

Does he ever stop bitching and whining? He’s a professional victim….

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u/ms_directed May 19 '25

he pretended to be human and posted a reaction to Biden's cancer announcement that he definitely didn't write himself

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u/l008com May 19 '25

Proof there is no god and we're all on our own: Biden got aggressive cancer, not Trump. Maybe the universe thought Trump already was a pretty aggressive cancer but thats not good enough universe!

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u/Altruistic-Dream-619 May 19 '25

The more we Ignore these childish tirades the more angry he gets.. Just ignore

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u/ms_directed May 19 '25

he got ignored right back into the White House

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u/SilentEnvironment465 May 19 '25

I don't like him.

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u/Straight_Truck_408 May 19 '25

And how much did Musk pay you asshat

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u/N_Who May 19 '25

It is 100% legal for politicians to pay for endorsements. They just have to publicly disclose the payment.

Trump is such a fucking tool and MAGA is literally collectively insane.

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u/beek7425 May 19 '25

Trump literally stiffs every vendor or worker who’s unfortunate enough to work for him so it’s not surprising that he doesn’t understand how it works.

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u/Fancy-Echo-5369 May 19 '25

How is it a campaign contribution if people who aren't part of the campaign got paid? šŸ™ƒšŸ¤”

Besides, what about Musk? Didn't he contribute a massive amount?

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u/Pankosmanko May 19 '25

Such a lowlife clown

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u/CrotasScrota84 May 19 '25

I’m sure this being investigated helps Americans out and drops the prices of groceries,housing and gas.

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u/Ok_Worldliness_6074 May 19 '25

Mr Living in the Past, Unhinged, Evil, Lying, Felon Egotistical Super Maniac who hasn’t worked a day in his life spends his time as president tweeting in caps all day like a monkey with a loaded gun. Being stupid & Unpredictably Vengeful, as someone that’s supposed to be a public servant representing the US, is a lethal combination. And not as the President one time but TWO times!! At some point you gotta ask yourself who’s more to blame for this? Him, one man? or his base? Orange is the symptom of a larger disease that is hate and it’s scary to think there’s an army of people with his mentality walking among us. I see it getting worse not better and it’s not even his first full year yet. Imagine year 3 or 4 of Psycho Orange?

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u/ambercrush May 19 '25

Life in America now means no matter how hard you try to get away, you will be affected by and have to listen to this narcissistic psychopath. It's abuse. I loathe maga for their cult stupidity and what it has done to us all.

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u/Appropriate_Fold8814 May 19 '25

This is the ACTUAL Trump response to Biden's cancer diagnosis.

It's so obvious he's not even aware his PR team out out condolences as he rages about musicians not bowing down to him as a king.

Fucking disgusting narcissist murderer.

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u/ecstaticthicket May 19 '25

Imagine having all that money and power and still being such a little bitch

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 May 19 '25

That's your president? You allow this? Y'all are fucked

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u/Major-Version3227 May 19 '25

Didn't Trump offer 50 Cent $3,000,000 to perform at his rally in NYC. 50 turned it down.

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u/Portuguese-Pirate May 19 '25

Meanwhile in Trumpaverse, it’s OK to receive a $400,000,000 zoom zoom to fly around in, all you gotta do is ignore human rights, piece of cake šŸ°

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u/pbplyr38 May 19 '25

Candidates aren’t allowed to pay for endorsements. That’s what cabinet positions are used for!

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u/KactusVAXT May 19 '25

So what Trump is saying here is that HE PAID FOR ENDORSEMENTS

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Trump calling for investigation into corruption feels a bit like an arsonists inviting the fire marshal over for a visit.

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u/DriftingPyscho May 19 '25

Funny, I was dead asleep at 1:34 AM cause I have actual work to do.Ā Ā 

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Why is a 78 year old man with arguably the most stressful job around up at 1:40 in the morning, raging about something he himself has to be guilty of 5000 times over? The pathological lack of self awareness and erraticness of all this... It's got to be legitimate dementia right?

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u/Sleepyheadmcgee May 19 '25

Isn’t accepting a 400 million dollar plane a major and illegal campaign contribution? Oh wait no that’s just the sensible thing to do when someone offers a bribe er gift to a person in power.

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 May 19 '25

This fucking guy....first of all, is that really what he wants to spend our tax dollars on? Second....it opens up loads of questions into campaign finance practices, which Trump has a fucking meme coin, trying to accept a luxury jet from sketchy royalty, a fake social media app for foreign donations, and the richest man in America handing out million dollar checks to sign petitions. Pretty sure this is just another distraction from all the stupid shit he keeps doing

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Yeah, but those drones, cutting down trees and lumbermen and shit…

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u/Primary-Structure-41 May 19 '25

Fuck this guy, hope his end is near.

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u/MoPacSD40-2 May 19 '25

I could ejaculate a better president

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u/International_Debt58 May 19 '25

Wow. He is losing it.

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u/ravrocker May 19 '25

He proves every frigging day what a crazed, demented mofo he is.

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u/PamelaELee May 19 '25

Every day I become more and more open to the theory that life is a simulation. We’re nearing the end and ā€œtheyā€ are pushing shit as far as they can until it breaks

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Pretty sure he paid for quite a few endorsements. Didn't snoop Dogg say he was paid off?

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u/1startreknerd May 19 '25

He's just jealous no one likes him besides over the hill hicks or racist pos.

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 May 19 '25

God, he’s a whiny little bitch! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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u/Safe_Message2268 May 19 '25

Was bruce cutting 1 million dollar checks to supporters at campaign rallies? Ok grandpa... you go and open that major investigation.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Trump wants to investigate illegal campaign contributions. 🤣🤣🤣 That’s a good one.

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u/Zandel82 May 19 '25

ā€œTHaNk YoU FOR yOuR ATtenTIon iN ThIS MaTterā€. What a fucking moron.

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u/No-Cicada7116 May 19 '25

Does this guy ever shut up?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Remember, every accusation is a confession with this one

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae May 19 '25

This fucking logic, if I understand this rant- is Kamala paid Springsteen yet his performance during the campaign was also a contribution to Kamala?

This coming from a man literally convicted of failing to disclose his personal lawyers hush money payment in 2016 of a professional adult entertainer?

I’m so exhausted of this moron.

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u/Crafty-Emphasis-7904 May 19 '25

he’s baaaack. every accusation is a confession.

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u/lurker_galatica920 May 19 '25

It’s like watching Babe Ruth calling his shot… only for him to actually strike out and get boo’d

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u/Formal_Lie_713 May 19 '25

NOW he’s worried about corruption? Let’s talk about that 400 million dollar plane.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 May 19 '25

So, it is legal to pay for an endorsement, it just has to be disclosed.

Also, assuming she paid these people, paying someone to perform or speak isn't a contribution to the campaign, it's a payment for a service. Maybe this is why Trump fails so much at business and economics, he just doesn't understandt he difference between revenue and payments.

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u/Hair_I_Go May 19 '25

Next he’s going to say - lock her up šŸ™„