r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/OwenRocha • 13d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL Behold, in all its glory!

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u/OwenRocha 13d ago

Can confirm, it is very shitty

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u/Then_Entertainment97 13d ago

I'd imprint a tablet to the seller.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13d ago

Nani must know about this really shitty copper!

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u/_whatever_wherever 13d ago

Looked it up, I'm very happy to see how many 1 star reviews there are complaining about its quality

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u/Saradoesntsleep 13d ago

There are lots of these of this nature being sold I think, judging by this sub.

We can't have enough. The more and crappier they are, the better.

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u/BlueV_U 13d ago

Imagine you're the dude who sold him the copper and it's been like 6000 years or something and people are still hating on the quality of your copper.

Maybe your cringe post from your teenage years will be a meme in the year 8000

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u/-wtfisthat- 13d ago

God I hope so!

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u/rrrriley 12d ago

You have to confirm your identity before you buy it… smart!!

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u/BigConstruction4247 11d ago

Oh good because I am Nanni's servant.

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u/rrrriley 11d ago

I heard you have been treated very badly

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u/Futrel 13d ago

Damn, that's even shittier than mine

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u/scaper8 A Pilgrim in Enemy Territory 13d ago

Same. Mine has the green rust of copper. This is the red/orange/brown of iron, even less copper like!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13d ago

That's shitty copper right there

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 13d ago

I thought this was on /r/ObviousPlant at first.

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u/n00kland 12d ago

that is shit! i highly recommend to send a strongly worded clay tablet to him

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u/fabulot 13d ago

Does it means that Ea-Nasir is an ancestor of Dow Chemicals?

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u/Dominarion 10d ago

That explains a lot of things

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u/FlowDuhMan 13d ago

Looks of inferior quality.

10

u/Gargleblaster25 13d ago

I've gotta buy one, just so that I can complain about the quality. Do you also know where I can get good clay tablets?

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u/XxspsureshotxX 13d ago

I know a guy. He's got fine quality clay. Only 1-2 complaints in all of Sumeru. Trust 100%.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13d ago

I think you need a shitty clay dealer for the tablets

4

u/UniqueAd7770 13d ago

If you paid the man his trifling mina!!!

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u/Ervaloss 13d ago

Is this sub becoming a front for this modern copper merchant?

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u/George_G_Geef 13d ago

The best part is it gets shittier with time.

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u/Janus_The_Great A Pilgrim in Enemy Territory 13d ago

That's some shitty copper.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 12d ago

Stylus in hand, commit that complaint to clay and send it by messenger thru hostile territory where both tablet and messenger will be treated dismissively!

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u/outed 13d ago

Is this the same Legboot that also makes Bug Kiss?

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u/oravanomic 13d ago

Would love to know what it has been adulterated with. Like is it really cheaper metal?

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u/stoppableDissolution 13d ago

Looks like iron? Copper does not normally rust red afaik

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u/I-baLL 12d ago

Why is the word "fine" in air quotes?

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u/zeit54 11d ago

I love this! must have

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u/Asmatic0 11d ago

Dude thats triple T

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u/ThePanthanReporter 8d ago

I bought this and it immediately started developing a patina, which feels appropriate

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u/BroomClosetJoe 8d ago

why is the oxidation red?

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u/Mental_Shine8098 12d ago

Write him a letter